My neighbor has installed some eleventy million candlepower klieg lights to try and keep at bay those things that go bump in the night. Every sleepless night now appears to be a full moon out my window. Advantages of living next to a paranoid.
I have about one friend and he has squirrels in his attic. We'd be less pathetic if we were a Sam Rockwell and Billy Bob Thorton movie.
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The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
I'd have to blame that bitch from Clinton. I don't know her name. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know for certain she was a bitch. I confess all the information I...
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I'd have to blame that bitch from Clinton. I don't know her name. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know for certain she was a bitch. I confess all the information I...
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I'm rolling home and I see the neighbor kid's girlfriend walking up the sidewalk. She's with the little brother and not the boyfriend. I don't take a great interest in the neighborhood teen romance, but I've had great opportunity to witness this one. The kid's mom won't let them in the house together, so they lay about on porches, stoops, and curbs about the 'hood....
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