"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of." - Proverb
Q: What does sex have in common with a savings account?
A: They both lose interest after you make a withdrawal.
"In our lives, change is unavoidable, loss is unavoidable. In the adaptability and ease with which we experience change, lies our happiness and freedom." - Buddha
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Just a joke people...
"Let each man exercise the art he knows." - Aristophanes
"Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see." - C.S. Lewis