One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in...
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Good Evening, How are all of my lovely sexy little followers?
It's the day before monday, so make sure that you have lots and lots to drink tonight so that everyone at your place of employment will have the wrong idea about you.
Your homework:
1. Scare the crap out of someone next week.
2. Tell someone you love, thet you love them.
3. Do...
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It's the day before monday, so make sure that you have lots and lots to drink tonight so that everyone at your place of employment will have the wrong idea about you.
Your homework:
1. Scare the crap out of someone next week.
2. Tell someone you love, thet you love them.
3. Do...
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whitewidow:
*giggles* NEVER - I am unstoppable!! You shoulda heard the sentence I strung off today when I slammed my finger in the ambulance door........a quote:
"God Damn muther fucking cock sucking son of a bitch!!!!!!"
Thank you
"God Damn muther fucking cock sucking son of a bitch!!!!!!"
Thank you
kinkerbelle:
*POW* spanks that ass...how about you give me triple for each one I give you? 
I have decided that instead of being down and depressed I will try to look at the "bright side" of life. I have about 560 days left in the Marines and then I can have my life back. I am going to try to come to terms that... well.... shit doesn't always work out the way you want it to. So, you just have to...
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darklis:
I love scaring people. It's my favorite. 
kinkerbelle:
Thankx It was a pretty cool weekend. I went out with some friends, and got drunkard and wild. 
It was a pretty cool weekend. I went out with some friends, and got drunkard and wild. Been really tired lately. Kinda feelin down too. Nothing seems to be going my way. The week seems to drag on without end. My roommate sux, I don't get paid enough, I don't have a car, and I want to be in Pittsburgh. That sums up what's goin on right now, But It could always get worse so there's my silver lining. It's not all...
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teerox:
Sorry your feeling down. I'm sure the closer your time gets, the worse you are going to feel and the better. It's really an emotional roller coaster, but it'll all be over in wink, in the grand scheme of things. One day you will be able to look back on these years fondly, so live it up while you can. Once you get out the responsibilities get far greater. Of course you also have control over your life again, to a much greater degree. So basically there are pros and cons to whatever life style you choose. 
Of course you also have control over your life again, to a much greater degree. So basically there are pros and cons to whatever life style you choose. 
jholtsnider:
Yeah, the pay sucks. But then, you don't really have any bills besides beer and strippers...
I always had shitty roommates until I finally got a cool one when I was Cpl. He and I are still buddies; he actually moved out here to marry a girl that we met in Hawaii. Now he lives 3 miles away. You'll meet some cool people eventually.
I always had shitty roommates until I finally got a cool one when I was Cpl. He and I are still buddies; he actually moved out here to marry a girl that we met in Hawaii. Now he lives 3 miles away. You'll meet some cool people eventually.
ahhh i feel better today...
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lucy:
Glad to hear.
*hugs*
*hugs*
teerox:
I've got nothing to say that hasn't already been said. Glad you are feeling better, I just stop in to see how you're doing.
I've got nothing to say that hasn't already been said. Glad you are feeling better, I just stop in to see how you're doing. you know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of all those fucking people that tear down the military, and the war in Iraq. Especially the ones that don't even have the balls to join the military in the time of peace let alone the time of war. Just sit behind their computer screens and bitch about it. My friends are over there dying and the...
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saloman:
that last comment hit the nail on the head, im a marine, but its true nonetheless, i undrerstood this in theory when i joined but didnt understand to what extent it went to.
saloman:
having said that, as to your first comment, i know what you mean, i do not really think that we should be over there because of the reasons we are at this point, and a lot of people see this way, but thats not how it comes accross, SM is talking about what people say and how they say it, not what they are feeling, who gives a fuck what someone is feeling, when they dont expres it that way.
Where are all the stupid people from?
And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings
Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth
Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs...
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And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings
Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth
Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs...
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kinkerbelle:
NOFX rocks! 
I finally realized that every day of crap I put up with in the Marines, thats one day less I have to deal with it. My sergeant told me today that once I get promoted to LCpl again he is going to put me up on a board for CPL. He said I am an outstanding Marine. He doesn't care what I did to get...
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saloman:
good shit if you win that board, and even if you dont it always looks good on you that your shop put you up on a board, especially if they didnt have to they just wanted to put you up on a board. whats you running for a pft right now dude? i know how to get you from 8 or 9 pullups to 20 in 2 months.
saloman:
by the way enders game is the best book ever written, ive read it about 13 or 14 times. orson scott card is a demigod.
suicidemarine:
well me drinking
so i think I'm going through withdrawl. My Stacy hasn't called me or talked to me online in like 2 days... 
She went to Florida for the weekend but said she was going to call me. She hasn't yet. Oh well I guess I can get my fix by going to her page and checkin her out. I'm still stoked at the fact that I...
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She went to Florida for the weekend but said she was going to call me. She hasn't yet. Oh well I guess I can get my fix by going to her page and checkin her out. I'm still stoked at the fact that I... Read More
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kinkerbelle:
I'm sorry. I left my damn phone, and bag here like a dumbass.
teerox:
Hey, you make your life sound so pathetic....you are far from pathetic. You're on my top 10 list of friends. In real life even.
In real life even.Ahh Friday. It's poker night baby!!! Yeah... Damn I'm gonna take all these little kids' money. All these 18 19 yr old kids think they can hang with me and my roomy. I will prevail victorious above all. There will be none left standing. I am going to teach them a lesson, or hopefully not so they will do it again. TEXAS HOLD 'EM...... I...
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jholtsnider:
Yeah, spiders are creepy. Snakes are fine, but those spiders... 
Remember, go all-in with your low pairs from time to time...
Remember, go all-in with your low pairs from time to time...
godiva666:
You can stop the porno altogether, pop the tape out and bring it on over... I love porn. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Are you adding me to your little black book?
You would be amazed what these rocks are capable of doing...
You would be amazed what these rocks are capable of doing...