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Thank you!!!!
I hope you have a wonderful day off!!!!

Those cartoons are absolutely the best. Where do they come from? I wish I had today off ... but I did make points with the new VP yesterday and I get to *fix* him today ... freaks who want IMAP over POP3, I swear to gawd! It should be a good day overall.

And I hope you have the best day ever!

~Suzy

my head is always puffy.
whatever that means.

i don't know why they wouldn't let you in sgfl...
if you keep a regular journal you should be a shoe-in.

And I'm SOOOO glad that weed isn't habit forming!

Are you really somehow immune to hangovers ... or just skilled at simultaneous sarcasm and nausea? Because personally, I find it hard to maintain my sardonic wit while puking. I know, I'm a wimp.

~Suzy

You got bananas in jail? Wow, they never gave women bananas ... we always figured there was some sick and twisted theory on their part. If you can't figure out what I'm talking about, go look at my banana pics folder.

And 2 years in a California state prison is only about 13 months. Seriously better than a 6 month jail sentence, but what do I know? I hear that people are only doing 5% of their time in LA County right now. Good time to turn yourself in if you have a warranty because you'll just get processed in and released if it isn't a felony.

Oh, and while I do know what I'm talking about here, it was from another bat channel and another bat time.

Okay, back to the banana pics folder. I tried a similiar stunt with a big stick once ... in the county jail, because I had an audience and I wanted my props. The darned thing broke off halfway down my throat and I almost choked. My throat was sore for a week! Nothing like having the female chain gang laughing at you so hard they pee their pants.

~Suzy

It's right up there with Dostoevsky! That is funny.

Had a great gig Friday night dude, we did a very cool Fatman In The Bathtub>Powderfinger>Fatman In The Bathtub. Even though I did'nt say so at the time I was secertly dedicating it to the formation of the Neil group!! ha

Gotta get ready for the stupid bowl, drunks throwing pennies at me.....big time.
Have a great Sunday

4am?!?! WTF??? I thought that getting up at 7:30 was bad....

I'll have to check out that website....I actually don't have to train anyone this week, so I am at home working again....good stuff!!

Of course you can borrow them, they're not mine!! They are from an artist named Amy Dalley, Here's the whole song:

"He was a bad boy and I was a good girl
He needed me to smooth out the edges
He'd get his drink on, and flirt with the ladies
After 2 years of his crap, I quit begging

I'm a magnet for the fixer upper man,
If I know it's fire, why do I let it burn my hand

Cupid works for the Devil,
be suspicious if he cries
You know sex is usually good,
but it ain't always right
Chocolate is a band-aid no matter what they say
Shoes don't stretch, and men don't change

My friend Lisa, she loves a liar
She found out about his other girlfriends
He makes excuses, so she forgives him
She swears she's gonna leave if he screws up again

He's good looking, that's why she don't see
He's got her exactly where he wants her to be

Chorus"

It's a little early to be drinking don't ya think?!! Hell, it's 10:15, why not!

And yes, it's a song called "Wurlitzer Prize (I Don't Wanna Get Over You)" by Willie Nelson & Norah Jones. I love it!!

Uh oh, a teenage stepdaughter? I was one of those once!! Let me know if you need some input!! I was a good one (for the most part)!! And no, I'm not a dominatrix (at least not professionally)....I work as a claims adjuster!

yeah I was visiting family this summer and stuff... I escaped in 1998... anyhow... so how long you been in slo-ocala?

Awwww, thanks!! I know it didn't work, but I appreciate the effort!!!

Thank you for my email!!!!