Are you guys as bummed as I am about Google censoring their results for China?
They even used to have a page that said:
Google does not censor results for any search term. The order and content of our results are completely automated; we do not manipulate our search results by hand. We believe strongly in allowing the democracy of the web to determine the... Read More
It is Google's policy not to censor search results. However, in response to local laws, regulations, or policies, we may do so. When we remove search results for these reasons, we display a notice on our search results pages. Please note: For some older removals (before March 2005), we may not show a notice at this time.
I hear the union wants to lower the retirement age of its members to thirty-two. And the salary raised up to, like, $120,000 and all the candy corn they can eat!
And that every train and bus driver will get a kitten (or puppy) to ride in their laps while they work. And after nine months, they get to throw them... Read More
Was this some kind of flashmobbing shenanigans? The same thing happened in London last year: about 300 santas descended on the Saatchi Gallery swigging cheap liquor.
It wasn't half as fun as the zombies taking over the world's biggest record store though. Good ol' zombies
1. Have you seen these new SAAB commercials? "Born From Jets"? Shouldn't that be "borne"?
2. I have a coin that has a 55% chance of landing heads up. If I were to flip it 100,000 times, what are the chances of it landing heads-up at least 65,000 times? And what is the formula to figure this out?... Read More
It was only halfway through the ride that I realized that the driver of our yellow cab was, unusually, a woman. That's pretty rare. Then I noticed that she had a medium-sized dog in the front of the car with her. It's something like that that can make me overlook frighteningly aggressive driving.
When we got to the bar, I handed her the fare and... Read More
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“Oh no!” the President wails. “That's terrible!”
His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, and nervously watch as the President slumps with his head in his hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
A (paraphrased) conversation about waving with vyeseleph:
Before I go, I just wanted to share with you a new method of waving to people that I've decided to popularize. It came to me in Canada.
Do tell.
The idea is to wave like a baby. Hold your forearm vertically, point it in a random direction, and simply clench and unclench.
I say, I've started... Read More
Great costume.
i agree though, should have told china to fuck themselves