- on skryche's page
Okay, so how do I view all my friends' recent blog posts at once? SG is as easy-to-use as ever, I see.
talamia:
Lol, you click on the MY SG link on top right of the screen, right under your profile name 
I guess you're going to get access to your SuicideGirls account for free, because an internet friend of yours missed you so much they decided to pick up the tab.
Well, okay! Is this fer realz? Anyone want to confess? Is it all an attempt by SG to get me hooked again?
Did you miss me?
polaris:
OMG i also just got a gift sub randomly after not being active for 3 years. maybe SG is trying to get all the OG people back for some big reunion.
rxqueen:
THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!
I think I'm going to let my account lapse. vyeseleph will still be around, though, so I'll still be easy to reach. In other news...
Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Animal Videos:
This young lady cannot understand why the polar bear is so interested in her.
Playing tricks on your pets is mean. But very funny.
Two words: Narcoleptic Kitten
Kitten Loves Chicken!
Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Animal Videos:
This young lady cannot understand why the polar bear is so interested in her.
Playing tricks on your pets is mean. But very funny.
Two words: Narcoleptic Kitten
Kitten Loves Chicken!
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aster:
i will miss lurking on your journal!!
live parasitic worms scurrying around the inside of a patient's colon
You're welcome.
You may need to watch this antidote afterwards.
You're welcome.
You may need to watch this antidote afterwards.
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broadwaybee:
I'm totally not clicking on that.
maxwild:
I hate worms in my colon.
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luckyp:
Purportedly.
--l*P
--l*P
johnclement:
That could be a breakthrough on this site.
A BUNCH OF BALLOONS JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW
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misterusername:
Did they make you wish you had "nice things"?
lolablu:
Hope they don't pop, fall to earth, and kill some birds or squirrels or something that try to eat them.
JOKE TIME
Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, Psst! Hey buddy! Guy turns around and says, yes? The parrot shouts, Fuck you! The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.
A week later, the same guy comes back for...
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Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, Psst! Hey buddy! Guy turns around and says, yes? The parrot shouts, Fuck you! The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.
A week later, the same guy comes back for...
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jason:
that one killed my dad. thanks!
He asks me, How do I get rid of those two icons? and points to two Powerpoint icons on his Windows desktop.
I say, You just select them, then delete them.
He replies, Yeah, I tried that. It didn't work. Here:
He double clicks one of the icons. The Powerpoint opens, displaying the presentation. He clicks on the little X to close Powerpoint, returning us...
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I say, You just select them, then delete them.
He replies, Yeah, I tried that. It didn't work. Here:
He double clicks one of the icons. The Powerpoint opens, displaying the presentation. He clicks on the little X to close Powerpoint, returning us...
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kenjiwaha:
For some reason this reminded me of those men's wearhouse commercials: "You're gonna like the way you look!"
Thanks for checking out my little films!
Thanks for checking out my little films!
A "music-video" for your entertainment:
The Wet Spots - Do You Take It?
Some may consider it to be Not Safe For Work.
The Wet Spots - Do You Take It?
Some may consider it to be Not Safe For Work.
ginny:
Oh my goodness! I ran their Fringe Show and have their CD! They gave me wine!
thepirate:
That reminded me of this.
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misterusername:
Ew, salad, gross. I fear salad about as much as sunlight. 
lizfitts:
Lovely presentation!! I once had a thing arranging appetizers, myself. Now I just make dinner.
We gotta all get together sometime. For serious.
We gotta all get together sometime. For serious.
The hallways of my office building smell suddenly of Christmas... and elementary school.
Also: Wikipedia on truthiness.
Favorite new word: absquatulate
Also: Wikipedia on truthiness.
Favorite new word: absquatulate
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overshadowed:
Heh you know I was so confused at that time that I didn't know if I wanted to be grossed out or fall in love
hollygolightly:
let me call my good friend anthony robbins and i'll get back to you 
If there were nobody else in the office, I'd spend the day on this page:
http://festival.sundance.org/2006/watch/index.aspx
where one can watch 47 Sundance-entered short films.
I particularly like Ha Ha Ha America.
http://festival.sundance.org/2006/watch/index.aspx
where one can watch 47 Sundance-entered short films.
I particularly like Ha Ha Ha America.
yeknomyknuf:
thanks!