Thursday May 05, 2005

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I'm gonna be gone a while, with China and all. I don't know if my dad has internet access, also, and I'll be staying with him also for the forseeable future.

Rest assured that I will probably continue to be undeceased.
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st_expedite:
China?!?!??

Have fun. Do not decease.
twentythree:
It is okay to be deceased, so long as you continue to walk around and what not.
Oh, and if you are dead, but you continue to function, break some laws.
Some big ones.
This is your chance since I'm pretty sure that the dead are above the law.
But don't quote me on that.

Monday May 02, 2005

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daniofthedead:
thats fucked up. those are the kids that had the effects of agent orange. sad. frown
twentythree:
And some people, like me, are God's chosen elite.
And anyway, it's not the boxers that are magical.
It's what's inside them.
Like maybe you have a magical ass and can shit money.
In which case, I will marry you.
Let me know.
I'm available.
I could really use the cash.

Monday May 02, 2005

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I'm gonna start describing myself as a down on his luck youngster with nothing to lose. Out loud, of course.
st_expedite:
Why do I get the feeling that a chorus of hobos should follow that up with a line that ends in the phrase, "dancin' shoes?"

Or "travellin' blues."

Maybe this is just because I wish the hobos on my corner were more musical.
fenchurch:
I'm Fenchurch, and I approve of the above.

Wednesday Apr 27, 2005

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If you can be bothered to name or show some beautiful things, then go ahead.
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fenchurch:
Probably, looks pretty yellowed.
foxy:


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I love that robot, it looks so sad frown

Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

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I've been wondering how much of what we depend on only came to be because of some random act of genius. I mean would No Edison = No Flashlight Tag, or were we just bound to stumble upon the lightbulb sooner or later? They say necessity's the mother of invention, and I really do hope they're right because I'd hate to be screwed because the...
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aeryn:
ahh what is random and how much is design? Or if you lost at flashlight tag would that have a ripple effect that would cause the bear to stop and eat berries and miss the the volcano stopper?
bleunuit:
Necessity is the mother. Period.

Saturday Apr 23, 2005

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I don't know what I owe the public masturbation thing to. Regardless, there's a load in my hand and I want to slap the guy to my far right in the face with it. That's rude and probably sexual assault, though. I think I'll spare him a ruined evening.
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granny:
Yeah, I'm not at all a fan of cereal with marshmallow in them. They're not supposed to be crunchy, damnit!

There was of course the time I bought a box of Lucky Charms, but that was only because I wanted the watch inside. Five years later and my Lucky Charms watch is still working!!!
clara:
I think that means you're bored. That's what it means for me, anyway.

Wednesday Apr 20, 2005

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twentythree:
You feel like rockin'?
Cause that guy looks like he wants to rock.
Like a hurricane.

Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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I don't think anyone should ever be made to apologize for a feeling, but the line between the wrong feeling and the wrong action is so perilously thin that a case could be made to replace you with a robot. Note that your robotic copy would come with a manufacturer's warranty, and the ability to play the guitar just like he was ringing a bell....
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clara:
I'm gonna go with no on that one.

Monday Apr 18, 2005

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http://theshadowlands.net/places/pennsylvania.htm

Using the information from this site, I have decided to ghost hunting. Probably tomorrow, or something. I'll probably get sidetracked for days. Definitely soon, though!
aeryn:
Oh good if you catch one will you send it this way? Sometimes my house feels empty and a ghost would be soo cool.

Saturday Apr 16, 2005

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Now Jesus, being Jewish, was probably circumcised. When he was resurrected, do you think his foreskin came back too? Considering it had been seperated from him a long time ago, maybe it arose from a patch of dirt thousands of miles from Jesus's tomb. Maybe it was just sort of floating in the air for a while, all disembodied and majestic until a starving leper...
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fenchurch:
Old Bay.
fenchurch:
I'ma eat dem cows.

Thursday Apr 14, 2005

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I don't find Peter Pan attractive. I find women dressed as Peter Pan attractive. There's a fine distinction.
clara:
I'm giving the cats new food to make them slimmer.

And I see your point. Androgeny can be adorable, but your sexual orientation just kind of is what it is.

Monday Apr 11, 2005

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My dad has ball cancer, and thinks that it means God's trying to tell him something.

"If you're so pro-life, then why aren't you pregnant?"
(That would be an example of the stupid shit that I think of, as of late.)

I want to subject myself to a series of horrible cosmetic surgeries that would qualify as mutiliation if they didn't leave me looking so...
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fenchurch:
Yeah, I also think that lands more on the awesome side of the spectrum as opposed to the shit side.

What does he think god is trying to tell him? I don't know if this is why your train of thought went to pregnancy, but it just makes me think maybe god's saying "Don't have any more kids."
st_expedite:
HA HA HA HA!

I'm going to use that on the next pro-lifer I see. Don't worry, though; I'll give you credit. Expect a royalty check for $0.02 in the mail.

The pigeon got disgusted with our flightless ways and left. frown
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