List time, because I refuse to subject you to a deluge of angst. Instead, here are easy to swallow tablets of information!
1.) I think I aced my prison guard exam, though a bunch of other people must've as well since it was so damned easy. Questions ranged from, "Prisoner A is crying and rocking himself in a fetal position while prisoner B, who has...
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1.) I think I aced my prison guard exam, though a bunch of other people must've as well since it was so damned easy. Questions ranged from, "Prisoner A is crying and rocking himself in a fetal position while prisoner B, who has...
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In place of priorities, I have impulses. Instead of plans, I have fantasies. What's the cure for that?
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finch:
i don't think you need one
finch:
it's like the floor of your ear 
I wanted to apologize for my entire existence, but then I realized that I had nobody to apologize to but myself*.
And I know I'm not about to just let my mistakes go like that.
I suppose it's the healthy thing to do, though.
*I could apologize to you for this entry, for instance, but I know it doesn't really affect anyone but myself.
And I know I'm not about to just let my mistakes go like that.
I suppose it's the healthy thing to do, though.
*I could apologize to you for this entry, for instance, but I know it doesn't really affect anyone but myself.
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cairo:
Can you find a picture of this hot alien and post it? Or something that looks like it?
Yeah, I'm a perv.
Yeah, I'm a perv.
clara:
If you're not nice to you who will be? Please, relax a little. I've been reading your posts for some time, mainly because I saw a few things you'd written that I thought were very funny. It's pretty obvious that you're going through some confusing and difficult times right now, but I'm quite confident that you have a number of redeeming qualities.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Yup.
Yup.
twentythree:
As Vanilla Ice would probably say...
"Word to yo' motha."
"Word to yo' motha."
I gave my therapist permission to call my dad, but I can't remember why. I guess I don't think I can make it to Boston on my own, and want to appeal to my parents for some help and support just in case there's a chance I might get it.
It occurs to me that my life would probably never change if not for random...
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It occurs to me that my life would probably never change if not for random...
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daniofthedead:
you gave permission?!
im glad you did that. as much as you may regret it now......its true, if you want to get to boston, you cant just do it yourself. it would be nice to have a little support, eh? derr!
im glad you did that. as much as you may regret it now......its true, if you want to get to boston, you cant just do it yourself. it would be nice to have a little support, eh? derr!
st_expedite:
Better random impulsiveness than strict adherence to a "five year plan." Personally, I can't stick to a five week plan without adult supervision and promises of wax lips.
Mmmm, wax lips.
Mmmm, wax lips.
I got my learner's permit today. It's too bad driving scares me, though. For my money, horses are the superior means of conveyance. Horses, unlike cars, want to live. This, combined with my personal desire to live, should more or less make one collision proof ride, right? And hell, the bastards don't explode either.
Driving back from the DMV, my Dad noticed a sign advertising...
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Driving back from the DMV, my Dad noticed a sign advertising...
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cairo:
Sorry it's taking me so long to reply. 
Work has been killing me.
Work has been killing me.
st_expedite:
Down with the horseless carriage!!
Hi guys. Everyone on this site is super-cool, so I'm embarrassed to say anything about music for fear of looking like a fucking moron. I'm just going throw the word sexy out there and say I enjoyed the show.
Also, my mom is repulsed by me (which places me below the face only a mother could love status, now doesn't it?)
Ha ha, I wish...
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Also, my mom is repulsed by me (which places me below the face only a mother could love status, now doesn't it?)
Ha ha, I wish...
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cairo:
I read the entire thing. You have mail.
Don't die, we have stuffs to talk about!
Don't die, we have stuffs to talk about!
twentythree:
Hey, why not believe in reincarnation?
Isn't it fun to think that you could come back as a monkey or a duck?
Or a rat (Because they cannot vomit)
I think I would want to come back as an amoeba.
For some reason, I think that the life of an amoeba must be a blast.
Oh, or even better, a virus.
I like the idea of making people sick.
That just seems like alot of fun.
I mean, I already make people sick but I think I would be much more effective as a virus.
Or maybe you could come back as a gorilla.
I think you have a much better chance at fulfilling your dream of punching out a gorilla if you are a gorilla yourself.
At the very least, I'm sure you would be able to knock a badger out or something.
Isn't it fun to think that you could come back as a monkey or a duck?
Or a rat (Because they cannot vomit)
I think I would want to come back as an amoeba.
For some reason, I think that the life of an amoeba must be a blast.
Oh, or even better, a virus.
I like the idea of making people sick.
That just seems like alot of fun.
I mean, I already make people sick but I think I would be much more effective as a virus.
Or maybe you could come back as a gorilla.
I think you have a much better chance at fulfilling your dream of punching out a gorilla if you are a gorilla yourself.
At the very least, I'm sure you would be able to knock a badger out or something.
I accidentally killed a baby caterpillar. I was under the impression that it was a stray booger. You have no idea how sad that made me.
It also makes me wonder what I could've been thinking when I was a little kid running around and stepping on ants. Just to be clear, that's something everyone did? Right?
Oh yeah, leaving tomorrow morn to see this...
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It also makes me wonder what I could've been thinking when I was a little kid running around and stepping on ants. Just to be clear, that's something everyone did? Right?
Oh yeah, leaving tomorrow morn to see this...
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cyanidedreamz:
Ha, ha. Tell me more about this Bond character you've warned me about.
Right now, I'm growing random flowers. Perrenials. Probably misspelled. There is a separate herb garden. I can't for the life of me remember the actual flower names.
Right now, I'm growing random flowers. Perrenials. Probably misspelled. There is a separate herb garden. I can't for the life of me remember the actual flower names.
elizagirl:
1) I don't know who you are, but I love you for being sad that you killed a baby caterpillar. Your recent post in which you talk about your bland death and bland life and how you aren't one of the cool people and your mother thinks you're yucky.....you don't even realize you have a leg up. You're a good person. A kind one....and honest-to-god person who thinks about creatures and people beyond himself. I sincerely doubt you recognize what a rarity that is.
And yes, almost everyone stepped on ants. Children are too selfish to recognize the world outside themselves, and haven't developed empathy yet.
And one more thing--thank GOD you disliked that movie too. It made me want to eat my own face just to not have to watch it anymore.
And Queens of the Stone Age are great....I've seen them twice, and they put on a really good show. Do you like Kyuss?
And yes, almost everyone stepped on ants. Children are too selfish to recognize the world outside themselves, and haven't developed empathy yet.
And one more thing--thank GOD you disliked that movie too. It made me want to eat my own face just to not have to watch it anymore.
And Queens of the Stone Age are great....I've seen them twice, and they put on a really good show. Do you like Kyuss?
I forget to remove the stickers from fruit, and end up eating them.
aeryn:
HATE HATE HATE the damn stickers. But not to fear soon "They" will engineer fruit that will have little barcodes embedded in the fruits DNA. AHhh the possiblities are endless!
Though in the little stickers favor it is nice to know that if my fruit's number starts with 9 it is organic. 4 its not organic. 8 - well- 8 means that your peach may very well contain DNA segments of a cat.
Though in the little stickers favor it is nice to know that if my fruit's number starts with 9 it is organic. 4 its not organic. 8 - well- 8 means that your peach may very well contain DNA segments of a cat.
aeryn:
look now all your question are answered by the newly added link in my journal
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all your question are answered by the newly added link in my journal[Edited on Jun 04, 2005 8:57PM]
I'm going to Boston in a week to visit a friend and see the Dresden Dolls. Yay for small breaks from the monotony.
Also, I decided that Tiny Dancer is my favorite Elton John song.
Boring entries....
Also, I decided that Tiny Dancer is my favorite Elton John song.
Boring entries....
aeryn:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
daniofthedead:
i like that song too!
im jealous you are going to boston AND going to see dresden dolls.
im jealous you are going to boston AND going to see dresden dolls.
I'm the awesomest 19 year old virgin you'll ever know, starting today. Honor me by ignoring dead veterans.
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aeryn:
Happy Birthday to you!
I agree with your journal entry. I will BBQ in your name tonight!
I agree with your journal entry. I will BBQ in your name tonight!
daniofthedead:
i will honor you by masturbating with a loaded gun.
or something!
or something!
I'm back in the land that God built (with His bare hands!)
I took a notebook along to write down little thoughts here and there so I could have this stuff ready to share upon my triumphant return. But really, who gives a shit how I spent my summer vacation? Hell, most of it is just incoherent psycho babble spewed forth from my "hormone deranged...
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I took a notebook along to write down little thoughts here and there so I could have this stuff ready to share upon my triumphant return. But really, who gives a shit how I spent my summer vacation? Hell, most of it is just incoherent psycho babble spewed forth from my "hormone deranged...
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And if so, does one need to be in the rythym section to join the Purple Gang?
And is Prince a member of the Purple Gang, seeing as how purple is his favorite color?
And it always made me curious about the dubious nature of The King's sexuality when he says that jailbird number twenty three is the cutest little jailbird that he ever did see, because so far as I know, he could only have been talking about a man because there are no co-ed prisons.
So, if you get the job, let me know.