Back at Penn State and, in record time, I hate myself and wish I was dead. Ahh, but it can't last. Hopefully I won't let it last.
I had originally planned to compensate for my propensity for mindless failure spirals by starting therapy before anything went wrong this semester, but my parents spent the past week drilling the fact that therapists are evil into my...
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I had originally planned to compensate for my propensity for mindless failure spirals by starting therapy before anything went wrong this semester, but my parents spent the past week drilling the fact that therapists are evil into my...
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If I could just fall asleep and wake up at school, it'd be great. There're only two and a half days left and I'm so scared about screwing things up by saying the wrong thing to my dad.
Course, I'm also scared of going back to school. If I suddenly woke up there, I'd be all like, "AHHHH!!!!" Then I pee myself, perhaps?
My dad...
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Course, I'm also scared of going back to school. If I suddenly woke up there, I'd be all like, "AHHHH!!!!" Then I pee myself, perhaps?
My dad...
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crazywhitegirl:
So you're pissed at me too? What did I do this time??? Is this about Employee of the Month?? 
Mom and step-dad are visiting dad and I before I go back to school on Saturday.
Highlights of dinner:
Dad does the pre-meal prayer: "Dear Lord, please let sanity enter into all areas of Benaiah's brain and let him make sensible decisions. Also, do the same thing for the rest of us too."
Dad on therapists: "These people trick you into needing them and tell...
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Highlights of dinner:
Dad does the pre-meal prayer: "Dear Lord, please let sanity enter into all areas of Benaiah's brain and let him make sensible decisions. Also, do the same thing for the rest of us too."
Dad on therapists: "These people trick you into needing them and tell...
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finch:
somebody told me about it like a month ago...i just tried it, since i can't just gag myself into throwing up. it worked out okay 
finch:
nono, if you put a bit of mustard on your finger and put it on the back of your tongue it will MAKE you puke.
i never used to understand why people tried to make themselves throw up. however, sometimes, when you know you're gonna be feeling like shit at work the next day if you don't get crap out of your stomach, it has to happen.
i never used to understand why people tried to make themselves throw up. however, sometimes, when you know you're gonna be feeling like shit at work the next day if you don't get crap out of your stomach, it has to happen.
People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: youre not fooling anyone, they know Im rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. Thats the way- not orthodox, I dont live by the rules you know. And if...
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North America - Bigfoot, Sasquatch
Europe - Kaptar, Biabin-guli, Grendel, Ferla Mohir, Brenin Ilwyd
Africa - Ngoloko,Kikomba.
Asia - Gin-sung, Yeti, Mirygdy ,Mecheny, Chinese Wildman, Nguoi Rung
I'm a Chinese Wildman. Put on the techno remix of "My Heart Will Go On" and I'll tear up the dance floor. With my claw-like toenails. Then maybe I relieve myself in the medicine cabinet.
I wish people...
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Europe - Kaptar, Biabin-guli, Grendel, Ferla Mohir, Brenin Ilwyd
Africa - Ngoloko,Kikomba.
Asia - Gin-sung, Yeti, Mirygdy ,Mecheny, Chinese Wildman, Nguoi Rung
I'm a Chinese Wildman. Put on the techno remix of "My Heart Will Go On" and I'll tear up the dance floor. With my claw-like toenails. Then maybe I relieve myself in the medicine cabinet.
I wish people...
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crazywhitegirl:
You didn't happen to read Haunted lately did you? There's a story in there about the whole bigfoot thing that says exactly what you did.
"I think Bigfoot is just blurry." -Mitch Hedberg
"I think Bigfoot is just blurry." -Mitch Hedberg
I wonder if I own enough stuff yet.
soiraile:
probably not.
damn those elves
damn those elves
I haven't thought about sex and love in such a long time. I'm going to forget to lose my virginity.
daniofthedead:
hyahahh ironically enough, i just saw that 40 year old virgin movie lastnight. which is FUCKING hilarious.
user209834982:
i love your screen name. its so cute! 
Apparently, you need 60 college credits, a driver's license, and 21 years of being alive under your belt to qualify to be a corrections officer. Then there's the psychological health profile, the physical tests, and finally four months at an academy. After that, it's two years of probation with a 26,000 a year salary. After 20 years they expect you to retire. I can understand...
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aeryn:
Yeah for college!
Obscure comment you made but still made me smile.
Obscure comment you made but still made me smile.
aeryn:
Ahah -it's from the training manual! Now I need to read where it gives information on how to handle all the emotions that belong to other people that are in those bags.
Tomorrow I have my job interview for the corrections officer gig. I don't want it and the only reason I'm going is to appease my dad. I pretty consistently go along with his ideas, but he still considers me to be selfish and ungrateful.
Yeah, maybe I am. I don't know. I'm not really the type to say thank you after every meal or even...
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Yeah, maybe I am. I don't know. I'm not really the type to say thank you after every meal or even...
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aeryn:
DO NOT TAKE THE JOB AS A PRISON GUARD! DO NOT GO TO IRAQ! You will be able to find a away to go to college...or do what YOU want with out your parents help or blessing. Really.
Whether or not I go back to school depends heavily on a big guy in the sky who's uncomfortable with the gays and as elusive as el chupacabra.
aeryn:
Im sure there were chupacabre sighting recently! I saw it on the papers as I waited in line to buy my plastic wrapped food.
There is a big guy in the sky? I should spend more time up there.
There is a big guy in the sky? I should spend more time up there.
You know what's hot? Women in fake moustaches. Big, ridiculous French-style moustaches.. I was reluctant to link to that because I'm always worried that people will take offense when I admit to finding them attractive, but I really felt the need to illustrate my point. The moustache fetish actually dates back to a couple of years ago when I saw the girl from Belle...
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finch:
while i'd definitely be willing to do that for you, i don't know when i'll be able to. tomorrow i move, tuesday and wednesday i work pretty much all day (both jobs), thursday i've gotta be in my apartment after work because i'm getting furniture delivered, and friday i'm headed to pittsburgh 
necia:
Aside from the whole women-in-fake-moustaches part, I hear ya. Depression is a bitch to unlearn, if that makes sense. I'm going to assume that it does, to you. 