requiem

There's something in the wind these days. Can you smell it? Disillusionment, disenchantment, loss of enthusiasm, disconnectedness.

We've got major morale problems at work and the execs don't want to deal with it and they're unable to recognize their own contribution to it.

Now I read that INKEDgirl is quitting the site. And I myself have lost all desire to attend the 1st year anniversary...
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I have to be at work at 5:30 tomorrow morning. It looks like we're about two and a half weeks behind normal. This damn cool weather, while great for outdoor activities, isn't helping the grapes get any riper. I'm not looking forward to the day when it decides to rain and we have to run at max capacity 24 hours a day to bring the...
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I think I'll go gay.

trying to figure out how I can put off doing the laundry for one more day

I have to get up at 3:30 am to do my laundry. There are far fewer stupid people at the Laundromat at that hour. The Laundromat is the only thing open 24hrs in my little town. Sad but true, so I may as well take advantage of it.

Finally, after a week and a half, I have my car back from the shop. The gas tank no longer leaks, so now I won't explode! Yay!

I got my hair cut today. The woman who cuts my hair is a hot blond. I would like to see her boobs.

I took a five hour nap and woke up at 8:00pm. I'll head out at...
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To avoid using up my own toilet paper I try to wait until I'm at work to go number two.

In case you didn't know, the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council has a web site: www.hot-dog.org

Don't stick 'em anywhere other than in your mouth.

Salsa is absolutely the most amazing food ever invented. Period.

So last night my friend's battery died in his truck. He had jumper cables with him, so we flagged down a guy to give us a jumpstart. We must have scared the guy because he popped the hood of his car without ever getting out - he just sat in there with the windows rolled up.

So I open the guys hood and look inside....
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I was a good boy today. I rode my bike to work instead of driving and I donated blood.

Have you ever donated blood before? This was my first time. It's quite an experience. They ask you questions like

"If you are a man, have you had sex with another man, even once?"

"Are you donating blood just to get the free AIDS test?"

"Have...
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I'm busy trying to arrange a last-minute road trip to LA to see Robin's contest. But I also need to do stupid chores. Laundry, clean bathroom, organize garage, brush cat. Ya know, I just realized why I like cats more than dogs: you can pet a cat and cuddle with a cat and it won't try to hump you.