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Okay, so maybe I have the mind of an eight-year-old, but I was thoroughly entertained by Spiderman 3. There were NOT too many villains. That was Batman 3. If you haven't seen it because you read the reviews, you're cheating yourself. Definitely worth the ten bucks, even if only to see Peter Parker act like a player.
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gangstaswan:
His point was that some girls don't see sex as important.
It was a fun conversation because both of them are waiting for sex until they get married.
It was a fun conversation because both of them are waiting for sex until they get married.
gangstaswan:
For me, I would agree. But some people just don't care.
I really really really really really want a fat suit.
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gangstaswan:
I originally read that as, "I want a fat slut." I have issues.
jerawyn:
Nice to make your acquaintence at prom 
Tonight I attended a tequila and rum tasting in Carmel. I met a couple hotties, including one named Paula that I'm particularly keen on. Then I hung out with the booze babes hired by Southern Wine and Spirits (the distributor that sells the tequila and rum) to do the pouring. But still, this evening's activities left me feeling like a looser. I suppose that's because...
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lotus:
Well, as long as there are hotties, I'm satisfied. But yes, I would have been more comfortable at a gin and... beer tasting. 
You can take me to one of those, okay?
You can take me to one of those, okay?
lotus:
New York. Much closer to home!
I think it's been years since I had sunflower seeds. I find them entertaining and also salty.
lotus:
haha. I'm a cancer. How did that comment give you any clue?
Weirdo.
I haven't had sunflower seeds in a long time too.
Weirdo.
I haven't had sunflower seeds in a long time too.
What's the deal with all the Hip-Hop songs about plumbing? There's that Chris Brown song, you know, the one that goes:
Is your main on the flow?
If it ain't, lemme know.
If you need, I can plumb it, plumb it
Girl, indeed I can plumb it, plumb it
And now the song by T-Pain about how he's going to "buy you a drain."
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Is your main on the flow?
If it ain't, lemme know.
If you need, I can plumb it, plumb it
Girl, indeed I can plumb it, plumb it
And now the song by T-Pain about how he's going to "buy you a drain."
What...
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lotus:
What if I take a bus across the border? 
I'm a little pissed off that there are no monkeys native to North America.
manda:
But there are humans that look a whoooole lot like monkeys...
obd:
they were all killed by 10 million pounds of sludge from new york and new jersey.
wait, no, that was the underwater guy.
wait, no, that was the underwater guy.
My car is in the shop, so I have a rental. There's a lingering feminine perfume aroma in the rental that I really like. And I really hope the previous driver wasn't an ugly chick.
manda:
Dude.... creeeeeeepy.
manda:
Weeeeeelllll........
According to my calculations, the average atom making up my body has, over the millennia, been pooped out by an average of at least eighteen platymapuses.
There sure are a lot of recipes on the internet for cooking raccoon.
Food poisoning sucks.
yonderboy:
unless you're trying to lose weight...
retroactivwe:
Technically, it blows. Very technically it blows in a manner that demonstrates Newton's third law of motion.
I can't remember whose house I was at recently where I was really impressed by the cool retro silverware they had. Hmmm. I can't even remember if it was family or a friend. To my friends I guess this means you might as well not even try to be cool because if I do happen to notice your coolness, I won't remember it.
omfg yes they are the cutest fucking animal alive!!