I had to run some errands this morning and as I was leaving I noticed my neighbors sitting in their car with the engine off. I got back about 45 minutes later and noticed that they were still there but slumped over. I'm parked next to them so I can look down into their car. I noticed a syringe in the cup holder.
I knocked...
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Having blast with this thing.
I made the final payment on s loan a couple of days ago. Today I went and bought an atv. I had been paying $125 a month on the previous loan and the new loan payments are $200 a month so I'm justifying it as my payment is only $75 a month.
I have been looking for a while at this and knew what I...
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Yesterday I did some scraping and painting on my truck (necessity living in the rust belt) and I managed to get paint down my forearm that I didn't notice until one my coworkers asked me if I hot a tattoo. Yeah that was fun.
I got a strange request from a friend, her daughter is absolutely infatuated with fishing. She knows that I go fishing a bit and I would probably wouldn't mind showing her daughter how to fish. I took them to a place that I really like and if they get bored they are other things to do in the area.
I got her started with tying...
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When she shows up to the second date a little high and has 3 drinks before the meal shows up. That's enough of a red flag for even me to see it. It sucks but I don't think I've ever seen her even close to sober.
Leaving the grocery store tonight there was a truck parked next to mine. It had its windows down and a dog hanging out the back window. As I got closer the dog started whining and pawing the air at me. I walk over a little closer to see if the dog is having any problems when I notice its tail wagging a hundred miles an...
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One of my neighbors is fucking a married woman. Today the husband started banging on my door because he thinks it's me who's fucking his wife.
I know better than to open the door while this asshole is making a scene. I just kept telling him that he's at the wrong door and to fucking go away. The guy outside my door is black and...
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Last week I found a guitar that has the same locking nut as the broken one on my first guitar. I paid $70 for it and transplanted the part so my other guitar is now whole.
I was playing both of them yesterday through an amp and was actually impressed with the donor guitar. The part I needed doesn't effect either guitars playability so its...
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I helped a friend out this weekend and I didn't get along with a friend of a friend of his. She seemed to have a problem with the fact that I exist. I just stayed away from her and did what I was asked to help with. His wife made dinner for all of us, me still being there seemed to be a real problem...
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I had an issue with a neighbor on Christmas eve that resulted in me having the police remove her from my place. Today I had a knock on my door and when I answered it she was there. I told her to leave me alone and I closed the door. She spent 20 minutes banging on my door and swearing at me.
I called the...
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A friend's wife poked me in the belly and said I was getting fat. I poked her in the hip and said the same thing.
But I'm the asshole
