Sunday Dec 18, 2005

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So my gf & I were talking about the various slang terms for female genitalia. "Why pussy? Why beaver?" (wet and furry obviously!)

"You don't hear of it being called an otter do you", she says. When I'd finished cracking up I made a few more suggestions.

"Ferret."

"Stoat."

"Ocelot."

And then it struck me.

"A cock-filled platypus!!"

Any other suggestions?
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katrina:
I still don't get this:

And then it struck me.

"A cock-filled platypus!!"
nicolletta:
for you too bitccccch

did you see my band video? do it.

Friday Oct 07, 2005

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I managed to smack myself in the balls with the saddle of the bike yesterday.

And I couldn't stop laughing.

I'm yet to decipher which planet I'm from. blush

And I've got a date tomorrow, with someone who seems to have completely different taste to me in everything. Oh well!!
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suzy_kabloozy:
So how did the date go? Do opposites attract? kiss
nicolletta:
"date tomorrow, with someone who seems to have completely different taste to me in everything." ??

do you alredy know him/her?
jjojojo, good luck honey.

Sunday Sep 18, 2005

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My sister asked me to housesit for her for the last few days, so I've been away from the land of the troglodytes> Thank fuck. Unfortunately, I work for a special school that deals with kids on the verge of social exclusion. They get kicked out of school and we are they're last hope of an education. I handle the admin.

Anyway there's this kid...
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holy_mountain:
HeHe Pat Riley could kick Pat Robertson's ass anyday! tongue

nicolletta:
yeahs, krishnamurti wrote it.
i based a lot of thing of my life, in his words.

Friday Aug 26, 2005

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Haven't updated for ages. I do have (fairly dull) things to report. It's just life is far from perfect at the moment and, a) I don't want to whinge on about it (too much!), and b) I just can't be fucking arsed.

Love to all! kiss

Laterz potaterz!

ARRR!!!
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katrina:
Haha, why? I'd rather be Spidey himself smile
jackie:
lard..heheh

Friday Jul 29, 2005

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"Hey fuckers, suck on Guns n' fuckin Roses!"

Yeah, I did it at long last. Fiddled about with a few ideas and then came back to my first idea.

Well it's the summer holidays. Which means my son is spending all day EVERY day in the front room with the playstation. So viewing SG is kind of difficult at the moment. It's enfuriating.

I had...
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amanda:
I think the damn thing even upstaged me at one point biggrin
katrina:
biggrin

Thursday Jul 14, 2005

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I'm going to change my name again. I know but, this one doesn't seem like me. I have a couple of ideas, I'm gonna go with my inner goth.

There's something for everyone to look forward to. wink

Laterz potaterz!
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jackie:
hey sweet cheeks wink
holy_mountain:
HaHa I think your last comment that you left in my journal was the most incoherent comment I've ever received hehe.

Friday Jul 08, 2005

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How do I feel?

Bitterly angry and utterly, utterly defiant.

It's very hard not to become totally enraged. People have died. Hundreds, maybe thousands of people have lost loved ones. Many are still suffering agonies in hospital. And for what? An act of UTTER futility. Who do these scum think we are?

We suffered, almost totally unprepared, the onslaught of the Nazis. We will...
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blyss:
A tuxedo? I do?
dusty:
aw thanks...glad to put a smile on your face in lew of your latest journal entry...do you know what i love about sg right now? that this whole london disaster seems so much more real to me because of the members here. otherwise, i would have been more desensitized to it. i hope you are feeling better, i know it's not an easy thing to deal with. it's just so awful that people still resort to that kind of violence...i'll never understand...(p.s. that is why i rather dislike america as well....we are number one terrorists in my mind)

have a good week oink

Saturday Jul 02, 2005

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OK people, today has been an INCREDIBLE day, now I need all of you to to log onto live8 and do that thing you HAVE to do. I don't want to see any more children with their heads in their tiny hjands, fucking do it. This is people power like you've NEVER known it so give the world some love! We are more fortunate than...
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jackie:
whatever done it whatever
suzy_kabloozy:
Hey sweetie ... don't really know where you're at in the UK but I hope you're okay. Was watching the BBC this morning (can't trust American news) and it didn't look too good. Hope you and all you know are safe. smile

Thursday Jun 23, 2005

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suzy_kabloozy:
I'm a pretty big fan of the prostate myself. A fact, by the way, that keeps all the men in my life standing up very straight and watching their backs. Again, though, I don't think there are any holy books in that religion.

Hehehe ... brings whole new meaning to your girlfriend being a pain in the arse! biggrin
jackie:
yes i am the illumanti and yes, my nephew is an alien. now you know.
blush

Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

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First up, yep I decided to change my name to something with a little more imagination. And isn't Welsh for shit!

Here I am 24 hours after my laser treatment and I'm continuously leaking fluid out of my lovely blisters. I feel the envy radiating up my modem ( no euphemism intended!).

I have a blister on my right arm about the size of a...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Wow! They are even meaner to cats in Russia than here! I'm somewhat annoyed by the fact that my shower keeps breaking over and over ... I'm sitting nekked and dripping wet ... I should be getting ready for work, but the lure of *the box* never lets up. At least I can laugh at the fate of those evil creatures!

I'm sorry about your laser treatments. My sister did that to remove a perfectly good unicorn tattoo and it didn't look like a good thing.

So why do you always misfire inside my head? smile

Friday Jun 17, 2005

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Right then gents, look away now if you're squeamish.

I keep getting letters about my prostate, which apparently is imminent danger from all sorts. Today I was offered the way to avoid TURP. What's TURP you ask, so did I. Ooops.

I turned the letter over and it explained:

"First, the surgeon sticks a quarter-inch pipe way down into your penis (let me here you...
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jackie:
we'll we could wax you first, then bleach it...if your lucky i'll spit on it first wink
beccadaisy:
heard you first time, hehehe smile
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