I wore shorts yesterday.
For those of you who read my posts you know that I HATE shorts and that I only on one pair.
That one pair makes a public appearance once a year for the Relay for Life.
Every year my gym forms a team and I volunteer my time to teach a class at the Relay.
It's a great cause but in...
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For those of you who read my posts you know that I HATE shorts and that I only on one pair.
That one pair makes a public appearance once a year for the Relay for Life.
Every year my gym forms a team and I volunteer my time to teach a class at the Relay.
It's a great cause but in...
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teddy__kgb:
yay. thanks. i'm sure you look good in the damn shorts.
caffeinemonkey:
I love your sex self boobs and all. I have a feeling you look amazing in shorts.
Would someone, for the love of God, explain how someone can buy you tires and brakes and want to spend time with your children then totally makes plans with his friends and his friend's fiance but not invite you...ever?
I've decided it's his issue. His problem. There's nothing wrong with me, it's him.
He must be afraid of something.
I get why, after a year,...
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I've decided it's his issue. His problem. There's nothing wrong with me, it's him.
He must be afraid of something.
I get why, after a year,...
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spooky520:
He is a jerk.
i love the gnome statues, wish i could find those.....
i love the gnome statues, wish i could find those.....
realistic67:
I immediately dislike the guy... but i love the statues...that's a garden treatment!!!
So I had a great unofficial start of summer.
Great until I put on a pair of shorts.
99% of the time I do not wear shorts, ever, but I have brief laspes in judgement when I forget the issues I have with shorts and I put on the one pair I own.
Monday was a day where I was feeling saucy and I dug...
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Great until I put on a pair of shorts.
99% of the time I do not wear shorts, ever, but I have brief laspes in judgement when I forget the issues I have with shorts and I put on the one pair I own.
Monday was a day where I was feeling saucy and I dug...
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hentzau:
Hi you...
jewelz:
^^^^ What Curlysue102 said!!^^^^ I agree with her wholeheartedly!!
That being said...I also understand where you are coming from! I've been working out like a mad-woman, spending a bunch of time with the new pole and I feel like I am in the best shape I've been in for ages...yet I still see the spider veins in my thighs and the dimples on my butt and thighs and get down on myself for "looking old". *sighs* I've even been contemplating plastic surgery on my face and my boobs lately, and that's really not like me. I dunno what it is...mid-life crisis maybe?
I been missing you a lot lately...sorry I've not been around as much as I would like to be. Things have been a bit overwhelming in my RW, and I find myself on auto-pilot alot to get through the day. Know that I'm thinking of you, even If you do not hear from me everyday
That being said...I also understand where you are coming from! I've been working out like a mad-woman, spending a bunch of time with the new pole and I feel like I am in the best shape I've been in for ages...yet I still see the spider veins in my thighs and the dimples on my butt and thighs and get down on myself for "looking old". *sighs* I've even been contemplating plastic surgery on my face and my boobs lately, and that's really not like me. I dunno what it is...mid-life crisis maybe?
I been missing you a lot lately...sorry I've not been around as much as I would like to be. Things have been a bit overwhelming in my RW, and I find myself on auto-pilot alot to get through the day. Know that I'm thinking of you, even If you do not hear from me everyday
Here's the big difference between me and my sister, in fact the big difference between me and many of my girlfriends who are mothers;
I have always found it important that my children learn to do things on their own from a very early age.
As soon as they were old enough I allowed them to dress themselves, bath themselves (with supervision I'm not stupid)...
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I have always found it important that my children learn to do things on their own from a very early age.
As soon as they were old enough I allowed them to dress themselves, bath themselves (with supervision I'm not stupid)...
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madviking:
Didn't learn crap about cooking until I went off to college. My mother who grew up on a farm only fed us canned veggies as an easy side dish and I GREW UP HATING THEM!!! Teach your kids to cook and do as many adult tasks as early as you can or risk them being incompetent adults. Just keep telling yourself they will be making your decisions when you're senile so train them well now.
ki1:
wow. just remind the sister you were doing the babysitting. and thought her kids would know how to get their own brekfast. i'm with you on this one. dumbass sisters kids. and dont take any shit from mom or her over it, they will be overreacting.
I'm disenchanted.
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jewelz:
Now what's up lady???
I got something that will make you laugh your ass-off!! Just click it...do it!! I promise it will make you laugh
I got something that will make you laugh your ass-off!! Just click it...do it!! I promise it will make you laugh
ki1:
why?
So, the stagehands went on strike.
No show.
Sex.
Life is good.
No show.
Sex.
Life is good.
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dr_lizardo:
Bravo for entertainment industry contract disputes.
teddy__kgb:
hey. you have my birthday. and you're a geezer, too. i used be a stage hand. i loved the off days, because i could go home with the musicians. crazy musicians.
Well, it's final.
I will not be having sex with someone this weekend.
Here's the story.
Me, the guy I am involved with and another couple are going into Manhattan tomorrow to see a matinee.
Cyrano (heard it stinks but it's got Kevin Kline in it. LOVE Kevin Kline)
After the show we will be giong to diner at Angus Mcindoes on 44th.
After that...
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I will not be having sex with someone this weekend.
Here's the story.
Me, the guy I am involved with and another couple are going into Manhattan tomorrow to see a matinee.
Cyrano (heard it stinks but it's got Kevin Kline in it. LOVE Kevin Kline)
After the show we will be giong to diner at Angus Mcindoes on 44th.
After that...
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dufsmash13:
yes and yes, but you must be dressed as one of those sexy girls that holds up the numbers between rounds.
hentzau:
My point C is in the same room with me and I'm still not getting any!
The rule of three.
FIRST time I give my adult students a "hoochie" dance move they look at me like I've got three heads but the do it.
the SECOND time they do the move they're a little more into it and stop looking out of the corner of their eye to make sure that no one's looking at them.
the THIRD time is full...
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FIRST time I give my adult students a "hoochie" dance move they look at me like I've got three heads but the do it.
the SECOND time they do the move they're a little more into it and stop looking out of the corner of their eye to make sure that no one's looking at them.
the THIRD time is full...
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sweetbutch:
i hope you are bringing that crazy hotness to malls everywhere!
every minivan could have a stipper pole installed
standard with side-impact airbags
and a condom despenser
which we could rebrand as of as
"deep inside impact safebag"
ungh!
i hope you are bringing that crazy hotness to malls everywhere!
every minivan could have a stipper pole installed
standard with side-impact airbags
and a condom despenser
which we could rebrand as of as
"deep inside impact safebag"
ungh!
dufsmash13:
you said hoochie hooch
I am SO going to hell and I am OK with that.
Yesterday I get a text from a former...don't quite know WHAT to call him
mostly because HE never stated exactly what kind of relationship we were in which
is why he's a FORMER...
anyway
I get a text saying that he "found" a video we had made together and that it was hot...
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Yesterday I get a text from a former...don't quite know WHAT to call him
mostly because HE never stated exactly what kind of relationship we were in which
is why he's a FORMER...
anyway
I get a text saying that he "found" a video we had made together and that it was hot...
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princelogos:
The single mom thing is a relatioship nightmare sometimes.
In my experience it was me being used for casual distraction, most of the time when single moms were involved. -----( I was good enough company, just without any real prospects).
It's a tough deal all around.
But I have no idea about how to make it work, so I won't pretend to have any answers.
I have no problems with letting the guilty suffer, even if you add to it.
Making your friends and family suffer, that will get you to a personal hell.
Keepon-keeping on.
In my experience it was me being used for casual distraction, most of the time when single moms were involved. -----( I was good enough company, just without any real prospects).
It's a tough deal all around.
But I have no idea about how to make it work, so I won't pretend to have any answers.
I have no problems with letting the guilty suffer, even if you add to it.
Making your friends and family suffer, that will get you to a personal hell.
Keepon-keeping on.
sweetbutch:
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GNO
Girls Night Out.
And this is what I learned.
Guys, work on your "sex face"
cuz if you look goofy during your big O
wewill mock you.
Girls Night Out.
And this is what I learned.
Guys, work on your "sex face"
cuz if you look goofy during your big O
wewill mock you.
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weso:
I have to be sexually active to have that...
hentzau:
No need to worry about that. My wife always turns out the lights.
Guys, you gotta think of a woman's body as a buffet.
Sure, you might like load up on the shrimp but you still need to put a litte bit of everything else on your plate.
Know what I mean?
I forgot I was dealing with men.
Let me clarify.
Just cuz you call yourself an ass man ( or boob man, or leg man or...
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Sure, you might like load up on the shrimp but you still need to put a litte bit of everything else on your plate.
Know what I mean?
I forgot I was dealing with men.
Let me clarify.
Just cuz you call yourself an ass man ( or boob man, or leg man or...
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onespeed:
i like to have just a little taste of everything. it keeps me coming back for more, over and over again. 
bigwobbles:
DAmn I m hungry now!!!
Totally bored.
Planed on visiting the Greek tonight but the chittlins are ill and I'm riding the cotton pony which the Greek is squeemish about.
Oh, I'll be breakin' him of that!
Summer's fucking over and I really haven't accomplished anything...OK I have but the cool weather is coming and that makes me pissy.
Besides Rupert has still not enlightened me on the Butterburger!!!
Planed on visiting the Greek tonight but the chittlins are ill and I'm riding the cotton pony which the Greek is squeemish about.
Oh, I'll be breakin' him of that!
Summer's fucking over and I really haven't accomplished anything...OK I have but the cool weather is coming and that makes me pissy.
Besides Rupert has still not enlightened me on the Butterburger!!!
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pheme:
You'd eat it raw!
hentzau:
Spew!!! 