I am still exhausted from this weekend, but in that really good way. I am such a lucky girl. I am almost ecstatic with remodeling/redecorating possibilities. I love an excuse to build something! I will be making lots of book cases and a liquor cabinet. I think my dad will be giving me an old saw of his, so then I can really build everything...
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The 
and I will be enjoying a 24/7 BDSM weeken, as it is our last before my roomate returns and the madness and depravity that has been my life for the past month must end. I will be sad to see the move back home. He'll still be over most nights, but it's not the same. And my place is so tiny I really need...
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and I will be enjoying a 24/7 BDSM weeken, as it is our last before my roomate returns and the madness and depravity that has been my life for the past month must end. I will be sad to see the move back home. He'll still be over most nights, but it's not the same. And my place is so tiny I really need... Read More
allied:
6 months isn't so long... OK, it's kind of an eternity, but you'll survive. 
I swear swear swear this is the last time I'm going to get sick! This is craziness, madness, lunacy! Two weeks, and I've had about two good days, between the various flus and horrible allergic reactions. I did lose 15 pounds, but that's hardly healthy. I mean, I don't want to become all skin and bones do I?
I have been super flipping out on...
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I have been super flipping out on...
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devilboy666:
Thanx. I will post as the tour goes. so stay tuned... 
ampersandwich:
Awww, thats so sweet. Lighting things on fire.
Y~!
Y~!
So this foster dog is a total nightmare! He is the naughtiest dog ever, which I generally don't say. It's not his fault, I know, it's his mom's fault, but either way, he's fucking up my house. He sits under the table and howls for food. Howls! I've never! And then, last night I came out of the kitchen and he'd eaten my dog's bed....
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declan_mac:
you've got mail.
garnetdevine:
*hugs* poor baby
i hope you feel better soon.
i hope you feel better soon.
A not-so-funny thing and a funny thing:
Wanna know what the three worst letters in the alphabet are? U-T-I when you're getting over the F-L-U. F-U-C-K. I do not think it's fair I get punished for having sex 5 times a day. And I'm going to vomit if I have any more cranberry juice.
Funny thing:
I have a dog named Lola, a little teeny...
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Wanna know what the three worst letters in the alphabet are? U-T-I when you're getting over the F-L-U. F-U-C-K. I do not think it's fair I get punished for having sex 5 times a day. And I'm going to vomit if I have any more cranberry juice.
Funny thing:
I have a dog named Lola, a little teeny...
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skryche:
pancakes + fellatio? AWESOME.
johnnydelicious:
Does the cranberry juice still work if there is vodka in it? How about beer.
I am still coughing up what looks like Simpsons characters. This is so lame! I get to hack in the New Year, what fun. At least I can breathe out of my nose again! That was so cramping my style
The is out of control with the cattle prod. I think that was really more a gift for him than me. If I hestitate for...
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bonmignon:
I'd still trade the flu/cold for what I've got! YEOW. And it doesn't smell so good either.
They have all sorts of cool cold stuff and the Humid.....something is over the counter what used to be prescription Entex - it will jar loose anything you are trying to cough up. Pick some up today! MMM.
I have about 6 new dresses and not even able to wear them. And, I'm supposed to get my hair done today. Not sure if I can drive out there! Pout!
They have all sorts of cool cold stuff and the Humid.....something is over the counter what used to be prescription Entex - it will jar loose anything you are trying to cough up. Pick some up today! MMM.
I have about 6 new dresses and not even able to wear them. And, I'm supposed to get my hair done today. Not sure if I can drive out there! Pout!
ampersandwich:
ooooh, who is dis??
Ugh. I have spent the past 3 days dying from the flu. I thought I was going to die! The took two days off from work to spoon feed me ice cream and brush my teeth. My fever finally broke and I no longer want someone to smother me with a big pillow. Thank god.
Christmas eve etc was quite lovely, the fish feast had...
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took two days off from work to spoon feed me ice cream and brush my teeth. My fever finally broke and I no longer want someone to smother me with a big pillow. Thank god.
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ampersandwich:
Dude, youve missed dessert??! How sick could you really be?! jk I had that flu for about 3 weeks, its shit ass bad.
Hope you feel better -- you know, you cant have any REAL fun if you cant breathe thru your nose..
Y~!
Hope you feel better -- you know, you cant have any REAL fun if you cant breathe thru your nose..
Y~!
thelibra:
oh, gross. being sick sucks.
my navel's even got a scar. beat that
my navel's even got a scar. beat that
I am finally finally fucking done with all my papers and shit, lord be praised. Now to clean the house...
My roomie is away for a month so the and I can run amok as we please. I love my roomate, but she's not so into watching me play fetch. Although she was laughing hysterically and chasing me around the house with the paddle I...
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My roomie is away for a month so the
and I can run amok as we please. I love my roomate, but she's not so into watching me play fetch. Although she was laughing hysterically and chasing me around the house with the paddle I... Read More
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modkitten:
hope the holidays are treating you deliciously 
mydogfarted:
Does the keep you on a leash while you eat?
Hope your Christmas was fun and full of lots of playtime!
keep you on a leash while you eat?
Hope your Christmas was fun and full of lots of playtime!
I essentially spent all weekend having sex. I know, I hate me too...
So the came home really late, but it was because he won the game, so I suppose my new status as poker widow is at least excused by the new latex that will be arriving next week. I just love picturing him saying, "Come on, baby needs some new latex."
My mom...
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So the
came home really late, but it was because he won the game, so I suppose my new status as poker widow is at least excused by the new latex that will be arriving next week. I just love picturing him saying, "Come on, baby needs some new latex."
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mydogfarted:
I want to see this ring gag... Bad !
I actually saw an infomercial trying to say that deep frying stuff was healthier because it sealed in the vitamins.
I may be dumb, but I ain't that stupid...
Good to hear mom is coming around. I'd suggest not bringing up your new Christmas gifts though...
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I actually saw an infomercial trying to say that deep frying stuff was healthier because it sealed in the vitamins.
I may be dumb, but I ain't that stupid...
Good to hear mom is coming around. I'd suggest not bringing up your new Christmas gifts though...
The has been playing poker all night and I don't know where he is. This better not be a glimpse of my future. I don't have the constitution for it.
On a brighter note,
I finished a paper
I finished christmas shopping
My new ring gag arrived! Holy Mary mother of Jesus that thing rules. It has different mouth pieces you can screw in, we...
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has been playing poker all night and I don't know where he is. This better not be a glimpse of my future. I don't have the constitution for it.
On a brighter note,
I finished a paper
I finished christmas shopping
My new ring gag arrived! Holy Mary mother of Jesus that thing rules. It has different mouth pieces you can screw in, we...
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suicidepixeyx:
I am so jelous of you! You are so lucky to get what you got for x-mas! 
declan_mac:
pictures, wench. America demands pictures of your new toys.
Merry Christmas to pirate !
Merry xmas to me!!!!!
I am totally filled with the spirit of motherfucking christmas! I also got the a coffee maker because he hates how I only have a one cup percolator and how I have to crawl out of bed to make his coffee for him. This one is programmable! So I can just program it and be done!...
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Merry xmas to me!!!!!
I am totally filled with the spirit of motherfucking christmas! I also got the
a coffee maker because he hates how I only have a one cup percolator and how I have to crawl out of bed to make his coffee for him. This one is programmable! So I can just program it and be done!... Read More
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ampersandwich:
You are one of the funniest, my dear
Good to see you & re-meet the -- you looked to be having a good time, as well documented in the new profile pic!
Speaking of documented, good luck with those last few papers~
Y~!
Good to see you & re-meet the
-- you looked to be having a good time, as well documented in the new profile pic!
Speaking of documented, good luck with those last few papers~
Y~!
thelibra:
that's just SO WRONG!
and i love love love my programmable coffee maker. LOVE IT. there's nothing like waking up to the aroma of coffee wafting throughout the house
miss you!
and i love love love my programmable coffee maker. LOVE IT. there's nothing like waking up to the aroma of coffee wafting throughout the house
miss you!
Merry Christmas to me!!!!
Haha naughtly girl I looked at the 's email and saw what he got me for christmas! I can't wait! I am going shopping on Sunday to get him his stuff, yipee!!!!! I got him some surprise stocking stuffers too at the pet store! Hehehe a cute little collar with a bell on it, my other collar is pretty tough looking...
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Haha naughtly girl I looked at the
's email and saw what he got me for christmas! I can't wait! I am going shopping on Sunday to get him his stuff, yipee!!!!! I got him some surprise stocking stuffers too at the pet store! Hehehe a cute little collar with a bell on it, my other collar is pretty tough looking... Read More
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freyja__:
thanks for coming out last night.
you looked fantastic!
xoxo
you looked fantastic!
xoxo
ampersandwich:
You & the are so cute - and you were funny as can be, as ususal!
I miss seeing you only once every 7 months!
Y~!
are so cute - and you were funny as can be, as ususal!
I miss seeing you only once every 7 months!
Y~!
tacos+vagina=warm tasty tacos
some people would actually say taco=vagina. who knows?