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I always look up to Patrick. Mostly because he's one of the few people I meet that's taller than me. But he's a good cat and I always enjoy hanging out with him down at the Point or wherever we happen to cross paths.

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Well, I know Patrick pretty well now, and I can verify all these things are true:

Patrick invented cream cheese, but rejected it as "predictable"

He once ate a grizzly bear, dorsal fin and all

Remember that anti-pollution ad with the indian crying? Patrick was his personal fluffer

Sea Monkeys? Yeah, he totally did. I've got the pictures

Build a robot girlfriend out of an Atari 2600, and a copy of Ape Escape, but traded her to a man with a lazy eye, for an elephant trained to ride the unicycle. It's his one regret

Pretty much average, really