I always get tricked.
Cocktail waitress my ass.
I manned the keg while Ann took the money. Hoodely hoo.
At least I got free beer and watched a free fight and best of all FREE TACOS!
So yeah, fight night at LA Boxing.
Surprisingly I didn't get any shit from any of the drunks , except for "my boss."
I had just gotten there and...
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Cocktail waitress my ass.
I manned the keg while Ann took the money. Hoodely hoo.
At least I got free beer and watched a free fight and best of all FREE TACOS!
So yeah, fight night at LA Boxing.
Surprisingly I didn't get any shit from any of the drunks , except for "my boss."
I had just gotten there and...
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I didn't do anything last night.
So this isn't going to make for a very interesting journal entry. But I trudge on anyways.
Had awesome pizza at this italian diner right next to my house. It had the red and white checkered table cloths with the frosted candle holder on the table and the Dean Martin playing on the radio. I liked it alot and...
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So this isn't going to make for a very interesting journal entry. But I trudge on anyways.
Had awesome pizza at this italian diner right next to my house. It had the red and white checkered table cloths with the frosted candle holder on the table and the Dean Martin playing on the radio. I liked it alot and...
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dookiejones:
TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
unravled:
Whatever. You should have come, bitch.
I 'broke up" with Lipton. I hate saying that because there was nothing there. I just stopped lying to him and myself that something was going to happen. It was just nice to have someone interested in me.
Kenny was with him the night I let him loose. Kenny told me he did not stop drinking. That Kenny had to pull over constantly because....well, you...
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Kenny was with him the night I let him loose. Kenny told me he did not stop drinking. That Kenny had to pull over constantly because....well, you...
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tiberius:
Yeah, that was pretty much my thinking... But hey, I had to ask. I'm making an effort to "mature," whatever that is. 
And it's not feeling left off the bandwagon. I'm just getting sick of buying all these damn gifts! ...And the knowledge that I'll soon have to start buying baby gifts!?!
One things for damn certain, I'm gonna piss off all their wives and buy the most violent toys I can find for 'em.
And it's not feeling left off the bandwagon. I'm just getting sick of buying all these damn gifts! ...And the knowledge that I'll soon have to start buying baby gifts!?!
One things for damn certain, I'm gonna piss off all their wives and buy the most violent toys I can find for 'em.
tiberius:
Oh, and at least give us 14 hours. You know, for the buffets. 
Don't try to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind drunk, just don't.
I suck, I've been putting off talking to Lipton. Avoiding his calls. I need to stop being such a pussy. But he's so scary. It sucks that it's only been two weeks that i've been seeing him. I should have known better.
Someone gave me a lecture/speech last night about how I...
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I suck, I've been putting off talking to Lipton. Avoiding his calls. I need to stop being such a pussy. But he's so scary. It sucks that it's only been two weeks that i've been seeing him. I should have known better.
Someone gave me a lecture/speech last night about how I...
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rannie:
i like that song.
<3
*hugs for missus evilmaybe*
<3
*hugs for missus evilmaybe*
smuffy:
haha I watched it sober.
The Christmas party sucked fuck.
First of all PCH was detoured because of a parade or whatever in Belmont Shores. Suck.
Party was at the Hyatt in Long Beach. There were women walking around in floor length ballgowns with fur coats, in fact I think I was the only one not wearing a fur coat. I felt underdressed. And that my lips and boobs were...
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First of all PCH was detoured because of a parade or whatever in Belmont Shores. Suck.
Party was at the Hyatt in Long Beach. There were women walking around in floor length ballgowns with fur coats, in fact I think I was the only one not wearing a fur coat. I felt underdressed. And that my lips and boobs were...
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kirin_ka:
Wow that is awesome. That was almost as cool as my night.
broadwaybee:
*hungover*
I asked the guys whether they fart in front of girls they like or if they hold it in, or if they leave the room to fart.
Kenny does not fart in front of my sister. He leaves the room. Awww.
Matt -agascar said he holds in his farts until his stomache rumbles and he tries to play it off by saying, "God I'm hungry!"...
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Kenny does not fart in front of my sister. He leaves the room. Awww.
Matt -agascar said he holds in his farts until his stomache rumbles and he tries to play it off by saying, "God I'm hungry!"...
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dookiejones:
can't touch this.
I dreamt about someone i don't normally see, or even think about. And we were kissing on the beach with seals in the background.
I saw him last night and I told him my dream.
He didn't think I was weird, even the seal part. He said there were seals in the movie he watched the night before and that's probably why I dreamed about...
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I saw him last night and I told him my dream.
He didn't think I was weird, even the seal part. He said there were seals in the movie he watched the night before and that's probably why I dreamed about...
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Im going to someones Christmas Party on Saturday.
Its probably going to be a snazzy one because its at the Hyatt in Long Beach. So I have to get dolled up.
I went to every shoe store in the mall today and realized that I have Barney Rubble feet and my feet dont fit in any of the shoes I like. I cant wear any...
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Its probably going to be a snazzy one because its at the Hyatt in Long Beach. So I have to get dolled up.
I went to every shoe store in the mall today and realized that I have Barney Rubble feet and my feet dont fit in any of the shoes I like. I cant wear any...
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rannie:
Yeah, they're the only kids i've ever known that made me want to procreate. SO CUTE.
I've been to Long Beach before. I cant seem to stop associating it with snoop dog. I think my mom does too cause when we went there she said
"Is'nt this the town with all the gangsters?"
I've been to Long Beach before. I cant seem to stop associating it with snoop dog. I think my mom does too cause when we went there she said
"Is'nt this the town with all the gangsters?"
tiberius:
Ah, nobody gives me shit quite like you...
Ya know, whenever I try to make a conscious effort to find the hidden Mickeys, I inevitably get distracted and drawn in and forget to look. Whenever I find one, it's completely by accident...
Ya know, whenever I try to make a conscious effort to find the hidden Mickeys, I inevitably get distracted and drawn in and forget to look. Whenever I find one, it's completely by accident...
Last night I did something so appaling, so unspeakable, I am so, so ashamed.
I sang "Friend's in Low Places" with a bunch of drunken girls at kareoke. Only one of us knew all the words so the rest of us stumbled through the verses and sang the chorus loudly. We stumbled and bumped into each other trying to do the electric slide.
We killed...
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I sang "Friend's in Low Places" with a bunch of drunken girls at kareoke. Only one of us knew all the words so the rest of us stumbled through the verses and sang the chorus loudly. We stumbled and bumped into each other trying to do the electric slide.
We killed...
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rannie:
*shields eyes*
WHY?! WHY?!
how could you stoop to such a level? im disgusted with you. Friends in low places?
*shakes head*
*mumbles*
WHY?! WHY?!
how could you stoop to such a level? im disgusted with you. Friends in low places?
*shakes head*
*mumbles*
mnov:
I came across your name in the "caught masturbating thread and had to check your profile. WOW, all I have to say...
I'm eating my $13 pie for breakfast. It's damn delicious. It came from Norms.
I lost a bet last night. SO ANGRY! I lost at bowling by one pin. And now I have to wash Lipton's car, I don't even wash my own car! That's what I get for being so cocky.
Saw my first boyfriend from 8th grade at the bowling alley. I...
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I lost a bet last night. SO ANGRY! I lost at bowling by one pin. And now I have to wash Lipton's car, I don't even wash my own car! That's what I get for being so cocky.
Saw my first boyfriend from 8th grade at the bowling alley. I...
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burstandbloom:
pie is good
never feel bad about eating pie
by uncles friend mad an awsome three layer pumpkin pie creation for turkey day
it was awesome
its also awesome that
i got tha job friday
i start monday as the head writer and communications consultant - well no official title yet im just kinda making one up because i can because its a new position with no name -for the ACORN website
we are redesigning the site
so im rewriting all the content
then i have to get together a system so i can get news from all the 75 offices across the country and write daily news reports and press releases and info for members
pay is OK
will probably go up
and i get 401k and benefits
so im happy
and ill keep freelancing on the side
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never feel bad about eating pie
by uncles friend mad an awsome three layer pumpkin pie creation for turkey day
it was awesome
its also awesome that
i got tha job friday
i start monday as the head writer and communications consultant - well no official title yet im just kinda making one up because i can because its a new position with no name -for the ACORN website
we are redesigning the site
so im rewriting all the content
then i have to get together a system so i can get news from all the 75 offices across the country and write daily news reports and press releases and info for members
pay is OK
will probably go up
and i get 401k and benefits
so im happy
and ill keep freelancing on the side
[Edited on Nov 28, 2004 12:15AM]
enelysion:
Hey there...
Happy thanksgiving three days ago!
Bowling is a blast, huh? Back in highschool, this kinda geeky guy started a bowling club in our junior year. It was like 20 of us guys that year just bowling once a week which was really cool. Then in our senior year, for some crazy reason, the club just blew up, and our entire senior class (all 250 of us) would go bowling once a week after school. It was just ridiculously uniting and fun. We took up the entire alley. Anyway, thats my cool bowling story. Oh, and my high score is 205. Go me.
And free burritos and lunch is always welcome with me. You may want to send your sister up to Lab 5022, Molecular sciences, 607 Charles E. Young Drive in LA, if shes ever in a giving mood Anyway, talk to you soon...
Happy thanksgiving three days ago!
Bowling is a blast, huh? Back in highschool, this kinda geeky guy started a bowling club in our junior year. It was like 20 of us guys that year just bowling once a week which was really cool. Then in our senior year, for some crazy reason, the club just blew up, and our entire senior class (all 250 of us) would go bowling once a week after school. It was just ridiculously uniting and fun. We took up the entire alley. Anyway, thats my cool bowling story. Oh, and my high score is 205. Go me.
And free burritos and lunch is always welcome with me. You may want to send your sister up to Lab 5022, Molecular sciences, 607 Charles E. Young Drive in LA, if shes ever in a giving mood
Anyway, talk to you soon...My horoscope says that "Mercury turned retrograde in my house of sex and death, inheritances and insurance..." I don't know, but it sounds exciting. It also says that I am due to experience the most romantic encounter of the past two years and something about me being ballsy and marriage. Wow! What fun!
I successfully avoided having Thanksgiving Dinner with my stepmother's family.
I spent...
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kirin_ka:
I did not know "Chica" was that funny of a word. Did I use it out of context or something? I don't know Spanish, so I probably did. What happened with that other guy? This can't be the same guy you went to the park with. Seriously though, what do you have going on tomorrow night before kareoke? If Unravled gets back in time we can go out for some coffee.
unravled:
I miss you too. And I hate that you saw Finding Neverland without me.
I am an out - fucking - rageous drunk.
Advice to you:
If you want me to do something while drunk, just tell me I can't do it.
My bra was in the bathroom sink, one of my shoes was in the shower, soaking wet . My underwear were in the living room and I never did find my socks. I'm lucky my glasses weren't...
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Advice to you:
If you want me to do something while drunk, just tell me I can't do it.
My bra was in the bathroom sink, one of my shoes was in the shower, soaking wet . My underwear were in the living room and I never did find my socks. I'm lucky my glasses weren't...
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tiberius:
I've passed out during sex... It's quite humbling... and pretty much obligates you to buy breakfast...
Hope you're OK...
Hope you're OK...
After giggling at your driving mishap, I nearly ran over some guy on a bike as I was going home... From his expression, I could tell that his life was flashing before his eyes... The sad part is, he seemed kinda bored.
And then, after extolling the virtues of my body clock last night... I over-slept this morning.
My God, woman, what did you do to me???
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 2:59PM]
Mike