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I friiggen love Old Spice deoderant.


The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.


That's my new favorite made up word.
What's yours?

Interesting night.
Had my first guests over to my lovely abode.
Unravled
& Jeff_Fries came over for our usual Thursday Ritual.
The O.C. and tea, cuz Jeff loves tea.
But the O.C. was not to be, I don't even remember what show we watched instead.
(I started drinking Margaritas waaay ahead of time).
Then Carrie came over and cut Unravled's hair off.
Now we're going...
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ohhhh yessss.
The awesomeness that was my weekend.

Friday Night
I locked myself out of my house while doing laundry.
Thankfully I hadn't used my 75 cents for the dryer yet, so I walked to the pay phone down the street and with my luck, it was sprinkling outside. Called my sister who was with my mom and they weren't close.
Loitered at Hollywood Video...
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Parting is so impossible.

Last night, working at the coffee cart.
I was cleaning out the blender when I heard a loud thud.
Ann said to go find out what that was.
I walked around to the front and there's a man spasming on the ground.
That thud was his head hitting the ground.
Then there's a crowd of 20 + people, all on their cell phones calling 911....
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After buying a new battery, I had to wake up my Bub all butt-ass early for a jump.
Then my car died on the freeway.
Thank the friggin lord for Metro Freeway Service Patrol.
The guy tightened a bolt gave me a jump and said I should be fine.
I wanted to give him a hug.
How come I've never heard of this service before?...
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I had such a great friggin weekend.
Fri - Got drunk w/ Sister and Bub and looked through photo albums and my old Marvel card collection. Narf!

Sat - L'il Seester's basketball game, then we took the little rapscallions to lunch where they proceeded to cause a scene singing Tenacious D's -"Fuck Her Gently" and talking about buttholes and farting and every dirty thing imaginable....
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I know that at some point today I am going to get caught looking at Sicily's set at work.
I'm looking at the thumbnails right now becasue I'm scared to open the larger images and have someone walk by. Everytime someone comes over to my desk I have to close the screen all fast and then I'm all flustered when they talk to me.
I...
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Go wish Tiberius a Happy Birthday!



Or else.

I almost cried today.
You know, if I was actually capable.
I got my first Valentine.
From Drew.
He just got his Valentines for school.
He got all excited and said
"Let's make Kim one!"
They're Spiderman.
Whenever the phone rings he asks if it's me.
I miss him so much.

And that's why God made 3 year olds so damn cute,
so you don't...
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I've been reading a lot of journals round here.
Becasue I'm bored to tears here at work.
But I haven't been commenting on any that I've read.
I just can't think of anything to say.
But I would like to know if someone was reading my journal.
So I'm just going to leave 's from now on if I can't think of anything to say....
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Word of the day = Upchuck