Last night I was hanging out at a local dive bar at which, I am almost ashamed to admit, I've become somewhat of a permanent fixture at. I always wondered about people who went to the same old bar several nights a week and stayed until the wee hours of the morning drinking themselves silly -- I mean, why? and I used to look at...
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panxromana:
Um - YAY!!!!
I really need to stop doing these journal entries at work ... I can't believe I get so horny reliving these experiences. I hope it does the same for you, dear readers:
XXX
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Kim - Part I
I met Kim when I was 15 and worked part-time at a photography store. She was 19, fresh out of technical school and wanted a job in...
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Kim - Part I
I met Kim when I was 15 and worked part-time at a photography store. She was 19, fresh out of technical school and wanted a job in...
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slebnak:
I'm glad I found your journal...will be a regular stop from now on.
krim:
wow. I swear they get better everyday. You are truely a gifted writer. I'm impressed. Your memory too. Amazing 
in every post punk bar
there's a dressing room wall
where the rock boy band
will make its mark
a hundred different pictures of private parts
and some girl going down
-Amy Ray, "Lucystoners"
Lucy Stone was a suffragette at the turn of the century. She refused to take on her husband's last name when she married and I guess, in that day, it caused...
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there's a dressing room wall
where the rock boy band
will make its mark
a hundred different pictures of private parts
and some girl going down
-Amy Ray, "Lucystoners"
Lucy Stone was a suffragette at the turn of the century. She refused to take on her husband's last name when she married and I guess, in that day, it caused...
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ekim:
What can I say..another great entry
"no guy in their right mind will turn down sex"-yeah...that sounds about right.
"no guy in their right mind will turn down sex"-yeah...that sounds about right.
norritt:
hipster scout badges theres also a tshirt
hot entry, sleepy now
hot entry, sleepy now
Finally! Some Girl-On-Girl Action!
Okay, my workday has been pretty hectic and I haven't got time to do a proper journal entry. So, to keep the masses entertained, here is a bit of erotica (this one is fictional ... although it certainly could happen) I wrote last year for a friend of mine. And besides, it is about time I added a little girl-on-girl action...
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Okay, my workday has been pretty hectic and I haven't got time to do a proper journal entry. So, to keep the masses entertained, here is a bit of erotica (this one is fictional ... although it certainly could happen) I wrote last year for a friend of mine. And besides, it is about time I added a little girl-on-girl action...
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tawanise:
beautiful, love every word of it
3030v:
Mmmm... better than an EARL burger? 
I am obsessed with anal sex. I cant help it, I just am. I think about it almost all the time (or at least A LOT of the time), regardless of where I am.
For example, Ill be pushing a grocery cart at Shop-Rite and the whole time I am imagining myself bent over a produce rack, some pimply stock boy pounding away at my...
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For example, Ill be pushing a grocery cart at Shop-Rite and the whole time I am imagining myself bent over a produce rack, some pimply stock boy pounding away at my...
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joshof13thfloor:
Thanks for the link to your journal entry on the joys of masturbation. It was very entertaining.
It's nice to know that i'm not the only person out there who's been at it for the majority of their lives.
Mine life of sin first began at around the age of 6 or 7 when i found a stash of my dads porn mags in the bathroom closet.
Imagine how surprised i was when i later grew up to find that all that stuff i saw in them wasn't what the majority of people accepted as normal. "What do you mean we can't invite your friend to join us?" 
-Josh
It's nice to know that i'm not the only person out there who's been at it for the majority of their lives.
Mine life of sin first began at around the age of 6 or 7 when i found a stash of my dads porn mags in the bathroom closet.
Imagine how surprised i was when i later grew up to find that all that stuff i saw in them wasn't what the majority of people accepted as normal. "What do you mean we can't invite your friend to join us?"
-Josh
rosemarie:
Lord, have mercy!
Pavlov was really onto something with his salivating dog theory. (If you don't know what I am referring to, a quick Google search on the words "Pavlov's dogs" will undoubtedly clue you in.)
The other day, I was listening to an old Depeche Mode CD of mine on the bus ride into work and I became (seemingly inexplicably) horny. Fortunately for me, the combination of...
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The other day, I was listening to an old Depeche Mode CD of mine on the bus ride into work and I became (seemingly inexplicably) horny. Fortunately for me, the combination of...
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krim:
Don'y worry the real balls are nice and soft. But Joe has it right you journal is say "the shit". It makes me happy .
tawanise:
nice entry, on both accounts. I can't wait till your next journal.
Fuck me. I think my idiotic decision to engage in a full night of debauchery last night -- when it was like 2 degrees out -- has resulted in me paying penance by getting sick. My throat is all scratchy and I've pretty much stayed in bed all day (although I did get up to shower and just put on clean pajamas at one point)....
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krim:
Yea same here. Or maybe it's just a NY thing. I mean i don't attend many gay bars but in straight bars there is nothing like that going on. But let me know next time you're going out and what bar so i can fly to NY 
Wait i'm not a hot stud. fuck me.
That's every guy's dream anyways. You would make someone very happy.
[Edited on Jan 10, 2004 5:47PM]
Wait i'm not a hot stud. fuck me.
That's every guy's dream anyways. You would make someone very happy.
[Edited on Jan 10, 2004 5:47PM]
tawanise:
It's not the norm that I've seen around MI. If I was in that guys situation I really don't know what I would have done though.
I need to continue my diatribe on masturbation. Actually, I meant to include this little snippet of too-much-information in yesterday's entry and I was too damn busy at work. But it's here now:
I've talked to guys that say they are totally addicted to jerking off. They say they can't let a day go by without spanking the proverbial monkey, even if they are fucking...
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I've talked to guys that say they are totally addicted to jerking off. They say they can't let a day go by without spanking the proverbial monkey, even if they are fucking...
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krim:
"Oh, did I fail to mention that I only masturbate when I work as a clown for children's birthday parties? Whoa ... that's a little too "Capturing the Friedmans" even for me!"
Wow that's so hot.
Someone said in one of your other journals that your entries are better then penthouse forum, he was right.
Wow that's so hot.
Someone said in one of your other journals that your entries are better then penthouse forum, he was right.
mistressq:
Aww, thanks Talking Penis. It's funny because these entries are TAME TAME TAME because I've been rushing around like a madwoman at work so they'll only get better once I have more time to think about what I am writing. So, be sure to stock up on the kleenex and lubriderm my little phallic friend.
Masturbation can be a funny thing.
I think I've been masturbating consciously since I was 7 or 8 years old and maybe even younger, before I knew there was a word to describe what I was doing.
At any rate, it wasn't long before my childhood masturbation sessions progressed from my hand to hairbrush handles and any other phallic-shaped household item or toy I could...
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I think I've been masturbating consciously since I was 7 or 8 years old and maybe even younger, before I knew there was a word to describe what I was doing.
At any rate, it wasn't long before my childhood masturbation sessions progressed from my hand to hairbrush handles and any other phallic-shaped household item or toy I could...
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mistressq:
SoEffinHappy: Hmm, perhaps, after years of perfecting my art, I am still doing it wrong. Any pointers?
Monster Joe: Awww, that was nothing. Wait until I'm REALLY bored at work, I'll share some tales that'll make your head spin and your cock hard.
Monster Joe: Awww, that was nothing. Wait until I'm REALLY bored at work, I'll share some tales that'll make your head spin and your cock hard.
frankmask:
When all else fails, use more power. Brute Force, brought to you by physics? : )
You know how sometimes you just want to get to the fuck without the foreplay? This is how conversations with my boss are. She can't hold a single conversation with me without 30 minutes of historical overview before she gets to the damn point. Anyhow ...
I've been going out a lot lately in an attempt to become a more social person. Okay, that's a...
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I've been going out a lot lately in an attempt to become a more social person. Okay, that's a...
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joshof13thfloor:
Hi. I just thought i'd stop by and say how much i liked all the pics you posted on the threads. You've got a beautiful body and one hell of a big set of ovaries for sharing it the way you did. Thank you.
-Josh
-Josh
joshof13thfloor:
Hello friend.
-Josh
-Josh
Hmm ... just what I need, yet another distraction from work. I already co-moderate two messages boards and particpate in about four others ... now an online journal.
Do people actually read these things if you are not famous or wildly interesting? I wonder if there are some serious blog voyeurs out there that really get off on getting to know people they'll never meet...
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Do people actually read these things if you are not famous or wildly interesting? I wonder if there are some serious blog voyeurs out there that really get off on getting to know people they'll never meet...
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catcher01:
i'm reading...
welcome!
welcome!