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Oh, FUCK YOU, check engine light.

So you know I'm angry: mad
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mrginger:
You have to feed it money.
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My new blog is up! If you want to read the diseased syphilitic rantings of a bitter misanthrope, go check out shitrandyhates.com!

And if you're feeling extra generous, click here.
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snakeplissken:
Prilosec dude. Seriously.
clio:
yeahh I had to re-install it because it was fucking up. get at me
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A lovely note from one of my neighbors appeared in my mailbox this morning.

Ahem:

"Good morning-

Your dog is barking nonstop, and has been for days. Not only is this annoying, it sets off other dogs in the neighborhood.

Please keep your dog inside. I've heard other neighbors complaining, and someone has or will call animal control.

According to PortlandMaps.com, this house...
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flimsy:
Seriously, shut your effin dog up. tongue wink
thistle:
"Butthole Crazy" is coincidentally my new electroclash single.
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I just watched this... thing. In my own house, for free. As in, the only thing I paid for was the electricity it cost to run the XBox.

I STILL want my fucking money back. mad
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atomicant:
egg farts?

you're always there to snap me out of my old sad bastard reminiscing back to my cold, cynical, bitter reality. thanks.

wink
atomicant:
i wasn't being sarcastic at all. i completely agree. this day has just been one that was usually filled with too much booze to try to quell the panic attacks. i'm really thankful for your perspective.
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heigai:
You are the (at least) third person that I have watched walk into the buzzsaw of N8tveGirl's tendency to take responses to her posts very personally. I tried to explain this to her a while ago, but I've given up.
heigai:
Well, I should have guessed the username would be apt.
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Got a headache and a bad mood and I don't know why.

Tried to make bread today with an ancient breadmaker my folks gave us. After I put in all the stuff I turned it on and it responded by turning the blade inside it three or four times and then giving up, spewing black powdery shit all out of the bottom. That's...
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volkov:
why is it always about getting out of pants with you?

hope today goes better.

snakeplissken:
Doug Henning used to hang around my hometown a lot with that cult I told you about. What a weirdo.
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I need a job soon or I'm going to go crazy from boredom... assuming I don't starve to death first.

No, I'm not destitute yet. Getting there, though. Honestly, if you live in the Portland area and need your computer fixed, call me. I probably won't even charge you. I just need to get out of the goddamn house.
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mk700c:
Done!
d_day:
I've been here more times than you. IT's my world, I'm only letting stop by for a visit.
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Man, SG has been so fucking boring lately I've been posting in Current Events.

Current Events, people! Come on!
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jeremy:
http://xkcd.com/386/

For some reason, I thought of you when I saw that.
snakeplissken:
Here. Have a ball.
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Dude, I just got rear-ended on the way home from work.

Again.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Don't worry about me. The car's got nary a dent on her (bless this Love Boat and all who dwell within this Love Boat), and aside from a sore back/neck and being kind of freaked out a bit, I'm okay. I tell you what, though-...
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atomicant:
you shouldn't be surfing porn at work.
octegon: