My wrist is killing me... AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think we all know why that is... or not because its clear what is happening is the first stage of a heart attack!!!
Does it happen in stages? I don't know, my neighbour died of a heart attack on the plane on his way to Cheltenam... Cheltenham... I can't spell it, I'll never live there so I don't...
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I think we all know why that is... or not because its clear what is happening is the first stage of a heart attack!!!
Does it happen in stages? I don't know, my neighbour died of a heart attack on the plane on his way to Cheltenam... Cheltenham... I can't spell it, I'll never live there so I don't...
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My neighbours are getting something done the their house, its really fucking loud. Those people are evil, its about time they were gone. When I hated my mother, and I planned out her murder, I was going to blame our neighbours eldest son because he is the worst of them... but I was only 15. As though that makes is better...
I wouldn't have been...
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I wouldn't have been...
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hooraydiation:
Forget prostitution. Get a baseball bat and corner some old people. Be all like, "Where's my money, honey?" Your coffers will overflow.
hooraydiation:
Just remember to make your threats rhyme. It's more threatening when you rhyme. I know because that's how Dr. Seuss scared me out of my lunch money ever week.
I wouldn't be so scrawny if I hadn't missed out on thousands of lunches.
I wouldn't be so scrawny if I hadn't missed out on thousands of lunches.
Okay, I have been thinking about why I have been boyfriendless for quite sometime now when most of my other friends are coupling it up to the hilt, kind of making me sick with all their gushy "no you hang up" nonsense...
And its not so much that I want or don't want a boyfriend, I really could take it ot leave at this stage,...
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And its not so much that I want or don't want a boyfriend, I really could take it ot leave at this stage,...
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sickophant:
It is named after me. And you have a picture of me glued onto the end of it. I know you get off on all the filth I peddle at you, you dirty litle whore. You make me feel sick. I am way too good for you. Accept it bitch.
Laters.
Laters.
turbodevil:
hey whatever it is your calling yourself today bloodly hell i cant keep up..... anyways Stop pushin the webcam back tis rather annoyin plus i can never reach it when i want it just cos its facing you doesnt mean its on
S'up!!
Guess how many times I have been sexually harrassed on the bus in my whole lifetime???... SEVEN TIMES... oh yea... Four times by the same person...
The first time it happend it was the funniest thing I had ever been involved and I didn't even bring it on myself...
So today, is number seven and I am on the 15C rocking out to Brand...
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Guess how many times I have been sexually harrassed on the bus in my whole lifetime???... SEVEN TIMES... oh yea... Four times by the same person...
The first time it happend it was the funniest thing I had ever been involved and I didn't even bring it on myself...
So today, is number seven and I am on the 15C rocking out to Brand...
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sparkie69:
You should have told him you were actually a guy but you liked to dress like a woman. I'm sure the hand would have moved fairly quickly
sparkie69:
I do prefer Kurt but I wanted Rey to win it for Eddie G. It nearly had me in tears. It should have been the main event thouh. Tripple H is so boring nowadays and John Cena irritates me.
I took the day off especially for it so I haven't been fired.
I took the day off especially for it so I haven't been fired.
Yea, that was a great game, wasn't it? It sure was.
Ahhhhh, you should see my Roger!!!
Yes, so there has to be a winner and it was sickophant.
He is such a winner, literally and metophorically. He should a get a prize really, shouldn't he?? Yes, he should...
Yea, we'll see how that goes.
I got my shoes and jacket and sunglasses in the...
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Ahhhhh, you should see my Roger!!!
Yes, so there has to be a winner and it was sickophant.
He is such a winner, literally and metophorically. He should a get a prize really, shouldn't he?? Yes, he should...
Yea, we'll see how that goes.
I got my shoes and jacket and sunglasses in the...
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mark_plus_beer:
I don't know even London's trucking expensive
scrap:
Lets play again with scratch an sniff and pictures
Lets play a game...
its called GUESS THE CUP SIZE...
Carol and I invented this game many years ago when I liked Brian adn I wanted him to grab me without getting into trouble.
You can really only play once every five or six years.
Its a great game...
Just have a guess, it is fun.
I will notify the winner who may or may...
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its called GUESS THE CUP SIZE...
Carol and I invented this game many years ago when I liked Brian adn I wanted him to grab me without getting into trouble.
You can really only play once every five or six years.
Its a great game...
Just have a guess, it is fun.
I will notify the winner who may or may...
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devilwoman:
Damn it! I really hope there wasn't a prize now, I'm such a bad loser
peachass:
can i have a feel tooo??????
I am such a winner... I got my mum the greatest mothers day gift ever... the gift of whatever she wants... and she was over the moon with what I got her... the money for a bag she has so desired for many weeks... We have the best system, it saves on so much disappointment...
WE MAKE LISTS AND EXCHANGE THEM!!! and everyone ones a...
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WE MAKE LISTS AND EXCHANGE THEM!!! and everyone ones a...
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devilwoman:
Got some wicked Special Edition Kinder Eggs today - with Chicken Little toys - how amazing is that?
Basic Instinct original is so good - kinky sex, lesbianism and Michael Douglas dancing in a nightclub wearing a dodgy C+A jumper - unmissable! U so have to watch it before going to see the sequel!
Basic Instinct original is so good - kinky sex, lesbianism and Michael Douglas dancing in a nightclub wearing a dodgy C+A jumper - unmissable! U so have to watch it before going to see the sequel!
sparkie69:
I don't actually mind disney films she just won't shut up about Harry Potter. I don't like her taste in films / music and she can't stand mine so it would be difficult to bond there. She can be very stressfull to be about although I still love her to bits.
I will see it though but by what your saying it won't be up to much. The first one was a classic so it would be hard to live up to.
Anyways if I can't find anyone to go see it with I'll come over and see it with you
I will see it though but by what your saying it won't be up to much. The first one was a classic so it would be hard to live up to.
Anyways if I can't find anyone to go see it with I'll come over and see it with you
Today,
I got tickets for Deftones...
I cannot wait...
The simpsons with the Screamapiller is on. It was so funny after Homer had tried to bury him and he was in court and the insect thing was on the stand wearing a neck brace...
Its the little things that count...
Later...
Shazam...
I got tickets for Deftones...
I cannot wait...
The simpsons with the Screamapiller is on. It was so funny after Homer had tried to bury him and he was in court and the insect thing was on the stand wearing a neck brace...
Its the little things that count...
Later...
Shazam...
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mark_plus_beer:
Deftones i
And only have to wait some 76 days till i see them at the download festival
yippee
And only have to wait some 76 days till i see them at the download festival
yippee
devilwoman:
My mother is so awkward she would not accept - I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't! I'm a mother and I didn't get a new vibrator......pesky Quality Street, I feel cheated now!
Last night,
I was watching Secret life of us and I just love that programme more than you could imagine. I cried so much when it ended.
And last night they were all talking about defining moments and I was trying to think of mine and I thought of a really good one, it had a funny ending and everything but I have forgotten, so...
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I was watching Secret life of us and I just love that programme more than you could imagine. I cried so much when it ended.
And last night they were all talking about defining moments and I was trying to think of mine and I thought of a really good one, it had a funny ending and everything but I have forgotten, so...
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mark_plus_beer:
As the queens of the stoneage say best BURN THE WITCH !!!!
Thats horrible
Thats horrible
sickophant:
If I didn't think it would put me in a coma and make my eyes bleed, I'd probably bother to read your journal.
Having said that, I read one sentence and I felt bad because your teacher was so wrong about you.... you don't look smart at all....
Having said that, I read one sentence and I felt bad because your teacher was so wrong about you.... you don't look smart at all....
Here is why I am so lame...
Instead of going to NEW ENTRY in the past entries section, I just deleted my previous entry and started typing...
Okay, I have to remember for the children...
There is blood on my mum and dads bedroom door...
I've been thinking of redecorating my room. All art deco, 1920's I think. At the moment it is black and...
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Instead of going to NEW ENTRY in the past entries section, I just deleted my previous entry and started typing...
Okay, I have to remember for the children...
There is blood on my mum and dads bedroom door...
I've been thinking of redecorating my room. All art deco, 1920's I think. At the moment it is black and...
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devilwoman:
It just won't be the same without u, if I had the choice though I think I'd be going where you're headin.....
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[Edited on Mar 22, 2006 5:47PM]
scrap:
I think you've gone and lost your marbles - but I like that.
Sorry about your cash, don't let that happen again or I'll fly to Dublin and follow you to ATM's and take the next stack
Sorry about your cash, don't let that happen again or I'll fly to Dublin and follow you to ATM's and take the next stack
What up!!
Kenneth and I went to finally see Ali the tarot card reader and she is just amazing... She knew everything about me, how much I don't get on with my parents and how afraid I am to leave my brother (TurboDevil) and Roger, she said its for the best I go so I am... because she told me so and I always to...
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turbodevil:
she was right to say not to leave me and roger we'd go mad, freak out... and do stuupid shit like i'd eat hes dog food and he'd eat well............ he'd still eat everythin in sight but theres the thing see if there at work the food stuffs will start to go and ill be the only think he could eat would be........
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[Edited on Mar 22, 2006 3:54PM]
turbodevil:
hey whatever it is your calling yourself today bloodly hell i cant keep up..... anyways Stop pushin the webcam back tis rather annoyin plus i can never reach it when i want it just cos its facing you doesnt mean its on
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[Edited on Apr 04, 2006 9:04PM]
Today, for St Patricks day, Kenneth and I decided to go to a psychic, Psychic Ali... How cool are we?? but she wasn't where she was supposed to be, she should have seen us coming and warned us, we were in Blackrock all week... We were going to go to the Parade but like I said, how cool are we? so we went to see...
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sparkie69:
Jesus christ. Giving head for opening a door, being bought with Kinder eggs. Whats going on
sickophant:
I bet St. Patricks day sucks over there - you should've come to Liverpool.
Friend request sent for convenience sake. I still fucking hate you. The only reason I would piss on you if you were on fire is for my own sexual gratification.
Friend request sent for convenience sake. I still fucking hate you. The only reason I would piss on you if you were on fire is for my own sexual gratification.
Freak the jeebers out of those senior citizens!