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Yeah ken would save the day then feel you up and you would love it maybe it is poss he can whipser to you in ur ear at the barriers lol shelton did it to a girl in belfast and she shook her head turns out she was invited back to the hotel lol

yeah the fan deserved it totally all cause shawn took his breat heart glasses off him lol

last girl i saw cry was my ex over her dad who had passed away i really had no idea what to do sometimes i just plain suck

lol i think that would be funny to see
band: i want that girl
you: arrrgggghhhhhh runs away
security: get her
you: haha cant catch me
security; shit we lost her

newhos yeah i agree really nothnig you can say at all i rember the phone call i got it in work and i was what do you want cause i thought it was like allways she just wanted to talk while she was bored in school.

what if ken asked you back for tea and crumpets instead and treated you like a lady?

I am uncertain over whether or not I like Nicole...sometimes I do but then her accent bugs me and I start to experience feelings of dislike....she is a strange one!

Yeah sodomy and buggery who would have thought! I think I would rather say I'd been buggered than sodomized, buggered is a prettier word. Maybe I should just stick to "bummed" - its so much less clinical. Aw darn, why are all the cool words connected to anal? Thats just wrong.....

My girl's name is Harley. She turned 9 this month. She is so great and I will talk about her nonstop if you let me. She has a disease calledspondylosis. It makes me sad, but oh well, such is life. Some days she's really stiff and sore, other days she acts fine.

Here she is!


Glad Roger is doing better, up and about.

Fuck poo bollox, it completely went outta my head to get measured up babe....will you ever ever forgive me? I was thinking about it at one point and thought "Oh we'll do it when we get back to the station" - and you remember the rest no doubt, damn that driver to hell, he wasted no time in leaving Dublin yet he crawled up the goddamn road to Belfast.....

It was so fab to finally meet you, it was unbelievably cooooool, wait til I get my hands on turbodevil though.....u will hear his screams....

New pic is ace, shit I couldn't decide which one I like better, both are gorgeous!

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Cheers babe. It was great to finally meet you. I'm still recovering from the stress of trying to get that bus. I nearly had a heart attack. The new pic is ace, you look really sweet

Oh I got punched by some random when walking home from a pub the guys started to kick me when I was down... my cousin kicked their ass through one of them through a shop front and stuff was evil.

that my dear is a body cast i had when i had a accident at wrestling trainning the result a fractured vertibri and a compressed one im proff its not fake :d stupid doctors were all you did it wrestling i was yes they go is that not fake im like does it look like its fake?

thankies i shall indeed have much fun and shall get you a few pics saldy no MR KENNEDY ........... KENNEDY

Oh honey...you ok? that is one sweet move though. I am a total klutz and dork myself so I can totally relate...I do the stupidest things somedays!

Regarding those neighbors...just let me know and I will come in from outta town and whack em for you....no noise...no fuss...no muss...just quiet offing and Roger will be able to bark til his hearts content!

Ok babe, we will look out for yellow...any probs let me know

I have plenty of space around my home...no really really close neighbors thank GOD! I think I would f-n kill them. I always hated that close proximity and territorial pissings that went on...Oh the insanity!

My present neighbor, who doesn't live right on top of me anyways, once uttered some ramblings under his breath once about kicking my dog as he was walking away once and I tore into him with a verbal barrage that would make Dice Clay turn red...never had another problem with him after that incident!

I think you should consider digging a burn pit in the back garden for these people....certain types of acid can make a human body totally disintegrate, vanish without a trace....

You are forever brilliant McR!

without make up i look like a scary man. i dont wear make up. maybe i should, maybe females would like me more hehehe

i m back, long story, read my journal, you ll understand, it s so easy.....

But what if I like a girl and I later see her with a muffin top? Would it not just endear me further? It's hard to say...

That's a good suggestion all around. However, let's be honest, only a certain kind of woman walks around with a muffin top, and if my sense are about me I wouldn't be near them in the first place, unless I've hit one of my lows - in which case I could be apathetic to this! I could look forward to getting her home, taking those jeans off her (carefully, watching for tension) and playfully draw my fingers over the little temporary bumps and wrinkles left by the belt line.

You can probably tell from the above that I don't set my sights very high.

Quick, get cat flu! Then get dog flu to get rid of the cat flu!

I'm so tempted to do that now. The guys in our office are always thinking of ways to be more and more ridiculous every year to upstage all the guys in the highlands at our xmas dance. Before you ask I am a true Scotsman

Flat shoes should be banned. You are spot on with that fat leg thing. Why do girls do it? Is there a shortage of mirrors in the world or something? Oooh I'm bitchy tonight

I'm just sore cos I wore knee-high black suede stiletto boots to work...cos I refuse to do flats of any kind!!! I don't care if my ankles are swollen, at least I was fasionable!

End of the world - bird flu is gonna kill us all. That's gonna be so much worse than ice age or big fuckoff waves.

You could dress up like a scarecrow.

hello again.. can we make it 830.. just to make sure i can get there on time..?
hope this ok with you

You made me GAY. I hate you. Now I'm going to give you AIDS.

Good that the twins are afraid...and terrified. It builds the proper respect...those crazy wenches...haha.

I always said I work as a full time nurse to support my full time life habit of enjoying everything BUT work.

I gotta get some sleep...I am getting goofy.

I definitely think SG needs daily fashion tips, if you offend someone then that's just their problem for being oversensitive, you should go for it, maybe I should start my own agony aunt column?