magnadolce

I'm almost 30.
My mommy and daddy just took me shopping.
My ma just called me up early today and said, "Hey son, do you need some summer clothes or some new socks or something." I of course said yes. Why they called me up to offer I haven't a clue. ???
I got some jeans, shirts, shorts, boxers and a swim suit, not to...
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As I sit here writing my frightfully-long paper on the subject of Texas wines, I happen to be drinking the stuff. Well, not a Texas wine, but wine. I love it so.
Anyways, with my recently new-found love of roll-your-own tobacco, I have decided to start an organizatin of roll-your-own tobacco lovers called L.O.T. That's right, The LADS OF TOBACCO. I figure we'll be...
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When I was really young and I learned that the words fart, crap and faggot weren't really bad words, I said them all the time in front of my parents.

I was real young because I had a mouth to put a sailor to shame by the age of 10. For instance, I was saying "fucking fucker" before I ever saw a porn mag.

BTW,...
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SAVE THE BEES!

Who would win in a fight between Charles and Buddy Lembeck?
Not, I repeat, NOT Scott Baio and Willie Ames.

Echo and his brother called. They're bringing the wine.
They said it was up to me if I wanted to invite the three-legged Malarchy brothers so I opted to let the brothers sit home (they're not the most fun of people, after all) Anyway, the party's at my place, there will be some wine and brandy and I have some great activities planned some of...
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Pshaw.

UPDATE
This just in: It has come to my knowledge that I am not a real boy. At first I thought I was real just like everyone else, but I am finally coming around to believing that I am in fact make-believe.
I am working on becoming real because if I do then one or more hot-ass girls will hump my face.

Man, I've been digging the heck out of DOVES lately. They are your basic British pop/rock band with similarities to Coldplay, Oasis and other solid acts from that dreary island nation we know and love, BUT they got something good, something different.
The best part is that they're OLD!!! Yeah, that's right, OLD! So for you peeps out there still rocking, doing what you love...
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Due to lack of vision (literal eyesight and depth of thought) I did NOT post in everyone's journal last night while in my fantastic state. I did get a pic of myself after some degree of difficulty and then Dan came over and we drank scotch and tried to make some tunes on the keyboard until the wee hours. I slept late.

here's drunk Goodboy...
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OO hjere the deal. Im drunk., When peopoe drink and are rpnisble they can decidew when their own liver is in need of recouperation. I don't know if I spelld that right but I am gon to leaver a message in every inbe of my SG frineds journals now h while I have this super cool awesome buzz wher it;s like when you have that...
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