Tonight was "crappy zombie movie night". Me and two other fellas watched really dumb Zombie movies. It was awsome. I feel like someone beat me with a stick. My body aches, my throat is sore, im tired and I feel like I want to get a really good massage. But instead, I have to go to bed, so I can go ern the big bucks...
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I like laying around all day with a pretty girl in my bed.
I like making her hard boiled eggs.
I like eating mint chocolatechip ice cream with her.
Awww...hell, I like her.
Macsappy
I like making her hard boiled eggs.
I like eating mint chocolatechip ice cream with her.
Awww...hell, I like her.
Macsappy
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mylf:
the simple things in life can be the best things in life.
Cheers to happiness.
Cheers to happiness.
kimmi:
I bet she likes you too.
Today is day for writting. Me write write. Me save lots and do things with words. Tonight I must work for section 5 again. Interogation and tourture. Thier will e lots of blood.
Macweeeeeee!
Macweeeeeee!
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kimmi:
Does anyone like you?
clara:
Holy fucking hell, I MADE MACBASTARD'S FRIENDS LIST! I'd like to thank my family and God.
San Diego comic con is great. Lots of nerdy fun had by all. Tommorow I am helping my parents celebrate thier 40th weding anniversery.
On thu I had the pleasure of kicking the shit out of little kids to win prizes for a pretty lady whos name starts with a K and ends with an Immie. If you took a barrel full of monkeys and...
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On thu I had the pleasure of kicking the shit out of little kids to win prizes for a pretty lady whos name starts with a K and ends with an Immie. If you took a barrel full of monkeys and...
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babybeezer:
I wish I could kick the shit out of little kids to win prizes for pretty ladies. That would sure beat having to tolerate hundreds of stinky little kids kicking the shit out of me with a smile on my face so their snobby rich parents will pay lots of money and I can make my skrilla.
kimmi:
Rubber Ducky..your the one......
Is the little henchman of the Sheriff in Robin Hood gay? The one who wear's the weird hat..and gets the wine in his eyes when the Sheriff throws a fit saying "And call of Christmas!"
Is the little henchman of the Sheriff in Robin Hood gay? The one who wear's the weird hat..and gets the wine in his eyes when the Sheriff throws a fit saying "And call of Christmas!"
Hi. Im Macbastard. I worked my ass off today. Colin Farrel, a fellow Irishman, toughed my shoulder. I made alot of fuckin money. Then I went to the Gym and worked out so hard I peed my little pants as I was lifting a barbell. Some big black guy laughed and I looked at him all crazy like and I screamed "What? the? FUCK? are?...
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volkov:
if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of typewriters, one of them will eventually bust out the entire Dirty Talk section of the Boards.
soeffinhappy:
Mac haven't you heard about black guys? If you're pants had been bench-pressed off then he might have been laughing at something else. Not to say that you're not hung like an orca...I'm sure you are. Just that....well....I mean he was BLACK.....
Worked for Jack in he box again today. Eaaaasy money! I mean eiser than what I USAULLY have to do for money. Or rather who....
Just found out a friend of mine is coreographer for Columbia's remake of Bye-Bye Birdie. Macmusical theatre? Hmmm could be. I did the show twice growing up, and I've known this kid since 86'
Next week is the Comic Con...
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Just found out a friend of mine is coreographer for Columbia's remake of Bye-Bye Birdie. Macmusical theatre? Hmmm could be. I did the show twice growing up, and I've known this kid since 86'
Next week is the Comic Con...
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unnecessaryz:
Are you a commercial whore? Man, you don't have to do Bye-Bye Birdie. My company would be glad to pay you to sing and dance for us. Provided you wear the exact same costume you wore during your last performance of the musical. It will be abuserific. Oh, sweet mother how abuserific it will be.
kimmi:
My H2 SO has a disco ball.
You can PRETEND if you want....
Oh..and I know how to win all the con carni games...I used to be a carni..a supervisor for games..heh.
You can PRETEND if you want....
Oh..and I know how to win all the con carni games...I used to be a carni..a supervisor for games..heh.
Yaaaaaaaaarrrrg!
Jonny Depp rules.
Night night. Me Ti-ti.
Workwork morrow.
Bbye
M
Jonny Depp rules.
Night night. Me Ti-ti.
Workwork morrow.
Bbye
M
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ratgirl:
personally i'm a fan of tht goddamned elf. hunk of burning elf love!!!!
alice:
johnny depp is hotness no matter what he's doing.... well, he's probably not so hot when he's pooping or throwing up.
i dig the new mac hair.
i dig the new mac hair.
Right now I am working (noy very hard) on a idea for a TV show for Adult swim or Comedy central. I just have to flesh out an idea, help write a bible and sell it for big money. The good thing is (through a friend) I will have representation from one of the largest agencys in the world. The bad thing is...I have to...
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clara:
I have every intention of visiting as soon as you're rich enough to foot the bill. I now live in a holler and have $50 to last me through the end of time.
fej:
wake up and get me a cab!
I watched punch drunk love last night. My faith in humanity and love has been restored. I slept with three dogs in a big pile of pack-like-sleep. My conection to animals who love us more than we love ourselvs has been restored. I worked out so hard today, I am shaking. My fitness is being redeemed. I have an adution tommorow. My carrer is advancing....
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fractal:
hell yhea
ratgirl:
no it's not axl rose, it's fabio!!!! *swoon* what a hunk!
I'll probably be down there in 2-3 months. I dunno, maybe las feliz or silverlake area. or maybe that cute little area around melrose. I don't have e place yet, but I'm sure it'll all work out.
then you can get all up in my shetland pony. word.
I'll probably be down there in 2-3 months. I dunno, maybe las feliz or silverlake area. or maybe that cute little area around melrose. I don't have e place yet, but I'm sure it'll all work out.
then you can get all up in my shetland pony. word.
Hi. My name has Macbastard. In the past two weeks I have Slept more than I have been awake. Stopped working out. Not done one thing at all to advance my carrer as an actor. Shaved my head. And started watching T.v. again.
I beleive I am going insane. Also I know that my robot insides that lie just beneeth my skin has been infultratied...
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I beleive I am going insane. Also I know that my robot insides that lie just beneeth my skin has been infultratied...
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soeffinhappy:
Mac you've got it all mixed up, the old woman didn't say the hot women have to have GREAT sex with you, just sex. Considering your thread on "How to get LAID" you should be un-nuts in no time.
Good luck
Good luck
syracusescumbag:
Haha, I loved your "rapetastic" post. Made me laugh so hard. Especially reading the posts where people got pissed off at your sarcasm.
Oh man.
We nee more people like you in this world.
Oh man.
We nee more people like you in this world.
So My friend calls and hes all "Dude! Are you up to go to Reakas party tonight?" And Im all "Nah Dude, Im all tired so im going to sleep." And hes all "K, later dude!" And then my other friend calls me up and hes like "Duuude! Wanna go to this party in Beverly hills?" Adn Im like "Ohhh Dude, Im pretty tired...Dude Im...
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soeffinhappy:
DUDE I TOTALLY HEAR YOU DUDE. WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR INDEPENDENCE THAN BY SLEEPING. I MEAN IF YOU WEREN'T INDEPENDANT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP WOULD YOU DUDE? I GUESS NOT. SO HAPPY 4TH OF JULY DUDE.
DUDE.
DUDE.
alice:
dude, no way. you seriously like didn't do anything last night? man, if i like had known that, i so would have like strapped you to the hood of the car and like kidnapped you and shit.
Today was very intresting, I just may be on the up and up again.
It was pointed out to me that because of a reocurring phrasing I used, that I did not feel people were listening when I spoke. I laughed and laughed. Because he was absoultly right. I LOVE phycology. And deconstructing myself is fun and intresting. I actually become LESS self concious when...
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It was pointed out to me that because of a reocurring phrasing I used, that I did not feel people were listening when I spoke. I laughed and laughed. Because he was absoultly right. I LOVE phycology. And deconstructing myself is fun and intresting. I actually become LESS self concious when...
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beyondbitter:
so, this pirate walks into a bar and the bartender takes one look at em and says "oi mate do you know you have a stearing wheel hangin from your crotch?" the pirate says.. "Ayyyyyy and its drivin me NUTS!"...lol! Sorry i couldnt resist... all this pirate talk! I love pirates!
I have no idea how I ended up here but okay... here I was!
Cheers!
I have no idea how I ended up here but okay... here I was!
Cheers!
tarbaby:
drunken journal entry professing my love for mac....
you...
LOVE ME
merfout!