macbastard

silly mac, that's what hookers are for.

seriously though. ugh, the desire builds until it eats away at you. and there's nothing worse than indulging the desire with a random body and feeling even emptier afterwards. Makes your soul dry heave.

Good luck with the finding love and not getting AIDs thing. Maybe after the men in the white coats get you, you can find a nice girl in the loony bin and settle down finally.

oh macromantic,

how I dream of the day when you will write me such beautiful poetry.....

sometimes its difficult to not be consumed by the "what ifs".
this is reminding me of something i'm going through.
i'm waiting for the bottom that never comes...
i sincerely hope you feel better soon.
sometimes all you can do is give it time.
i ended a 4 year relationship this year. the boy was also my best friend. it tore down my world when it ended.

if you want a sympathatic/empathetic ear to talk to, i'd be more than glad to listen.

xo
natalie

i find that if you just stuff your feelings and just ignore any sort of reality, that vodka can be a really nice friend.

Wow that almost made you look like a sensitive caring guy ... but then I was like .. It's the macslut

What, someone who appears to devote every single iota of his energy toward being a sarcastic... well, a sarcastic bastard can't at times be sweet and sensitive.

No, wait, you can't do that. They're right. You can't have it both ways.

You mean you're not already? Bummer...

Mississppi is somewhere you drive thru ... not stop and get a soda

Liar

that movie is too good.. too good.

it's so supenseful and yet... not. oh man. good stuff.

Now on store shelves... better luck tomorrow on dvd! They fucked you out of the cover shot, though... bastards. Have fun in Mississippi...

trilo

ooh, have fun. and eat some yummy food for me!

no lovin here either

good luck at the track.

Aren't horses a little high for that sort of thing?

-Too Short for Equine Sex

so i've heard
i should probably wait to see it until the dry spell gets more...um...wet?

[edited cos i neglected to write half of that sentence]


[Edited on Sep 25, 2003]

i'm all about the part where he tells her she can only eat like 3 peas.

bahhh!

teddy holes just aren't the same.....
xoxoxxox

i'm sorry to bother you sir
but we have been having a debate about how to pronounce macbastard

is it like 2 words, like Mack Bastard
or is it like McDonald's like McBastard?

my vote is the first, but i'm an idiot. please settle this once and for all.

inquir_er

i guess another option i never even considered until now..would be the concept of a "silent A"... so it would be M.C. Bastard. that would go nicely with your frilly fancy pants.

cheerio

well since we can't 'help eachother out'
maybe we need to find the dudes from Orgasmo and steal their orgasm ray gun thing
yeah that might be fun.

anyways, i hope you get yrself some sexing soon

or there's always the ol hand....