macbastard

I did not watch the super bowl. But Instead I went out and bought some pleasently priced pants. Now i am going to take a shower neakid and mabye touch my almost 30 year old man cock. And if you are really lucky, I might even think of you whilst I "dO it"


Macradtotheextrememax

So then the queen opend her fine, red lips and spoke these words "Hear me now sirriah, you will feel every lash of the cold wind upon your neakid fleash. You will shiver at each drop of rain that splatters itself within your hair, You will groan in agony at every leaf that rustles across your bare chest, and when my fingres ouch you boy,...
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i have 2 days off now....thank christ. I want to do something fun!


Macwell?!?!?!

Tonight I go into the great unkown as I hook myself up to a machine that will probably kill me in my sleep. Which is funny because I am doing it in an effort to find out why I need sleep all the time...Oh yeah, and to save all of humanity. If I make it through this, the thank you mac for saving the world...
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Hickory dickory dock.

I started a "Navy seal" workout this week. Oh man. Not only will I be able to leap tall buldings in a single bound, but I will be able to kill a man in under 3 seconds!

2004 huh? I want this year to be the most romantic year I have ever had. Non stop smiles and kissing and graceful touches. Petals...
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Life is going o.k. But I had to put my Lasah apso to sleep. She lived a heros life though, so I will not be sad. Everything else is going swimingly. I am probably going to get the laid tonight.

And my intrnet is broken.

Macdamn

Famous qoutes by yours truly...

"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)

"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."

"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)

"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott...
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Day 3: AGAIN I have consumed a giant hamburger and fries for breakfast. I went to the bookstore and looked at books for hours. Now I will play viedo games until my friend calls and then I will go over to his house and write. A nagging in the back of my mind tells me that I should be doing something....responsible? Hmmmm No, I can't...
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Today is the day that I want cereal. So I will go and buy me some cereal and eat it. And then I will be fullfilled. Like the Incas were when they killed a rival prisonor in the name of thier Gods. Co-co puffs will be my chocloatey sacrifice.

Macgeneralfoods

"Manhunt" is the funnyiest game I have ever played.

I cannot wait for ROTK.

The Last Samarui looks good.

I had a great thanksgiving.

I spent some nice time in San Diego.

I made some extra cash from Jack in the box and possibably a new busniess contact.

I came back to L.a. and slept in my gigantic medeivel bed.

I am going to eat...
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There is no limit to the creativity and hights people will go to dissapoint you.

But not you Single malt scotch. Oh no you are my Lady, my muse. I am going to drink you in and join with you, taking immense pleasure in your touch and company. The only stall to this wounderful moment is when I think "How will I remove my penis...
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So right now I am supposed to be involved in a booty call. "But Mac." You say, "Your writting a journal on SG right now!"

EC-FUCKIN-ZACTLY.

This better pan out. Or I gots me a whole lotta killin ta do.

Macfrustrated