macbastard

Did Stand up tonight. Wooooooo fun. Not really. Man nothing like doing stand up for a bunch of comics. I think I did get a cough though...Awsome! When its worth coming to see, i'll let all my peeps know.


The unfunnymac

I am going to be a pugulist form 1890 for holloween up in Ila Vista (Santa Barbra). 99% of everyone will probably not have any clue what I am. And that is why I ROCK.


Macobscure

I am so sorry I missed the D-Land. I feel like I am not representing SGLA properly. Hope all you mouseketeers had a blast though.


Macsad

No show for me...I suck. I am going to go play russian rouleete with a semi-automatic.



Macblam!

(This is a mabye)

Tommorow night 7:30pm

BB KINGS on Universal Citywalk.

I might be doing stand-up.

I would really like it if you could be there.

I will give you a hug if you are.

Stay tuned for updates as I am not compleatly sure if this is a go or not.

Thank you.

Scott-a-lot

Some of you will think this tastless and gross....I don't give a damn bout this kinda thing though.... I came back from running errands and was in my Parking garage where I keep my Punching bag to bang around...I also keep my car there but thats a diffrent story... So I get home and want to box a bit and I really have to piss....
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See the ring....SEE IT. Period.



m

AGAIN. I have suduced a woman. She has yealded to my charmes and my increadible manlieness. She is in my bed, about to be ravashed. Breath is coming heavy, skin exposed, the air crackinling with the thunder of what physical strgenth I am about to visit upon her. I want to make sure that my domanate preformance is nothing short of brilliant. So I swager...
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For the second time today the site has destroyed one of my overly flowery poetic dieatribes. So fuck you site. fuck you in the ass. It was a really good one about poor Cory Haim...But you just didn't want anyone to see it did you you spiteful site.


I turn my back to you sir!

Good DAY!

M

Roses are red, Viloets are blue...I went to San Deigo and it totally scuked....See what I did there...I could have rymed it with "BLEW" But I did not therebye derailing the train of High Comedy one more insane time.

I was NEAKID in bead with a girl. Right as I am about to Know her bibilicaly she says "Wait...What are we doing?" I don't know...
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I am: 5'6. Broad shouldered, kilt wearing, smart ass. I am fair skinned, red-dirty-blond, in shape with nifty ears.

I am into: All things imaginitive, reading, discusion ranging from religon to the universe to saterday morning cartoons of the eighties. Preforming, stand-up, acting you name it. I LOVE history. Laughing. dogs. cats. rainy days. big dark clouds. the magic of a spider web. staying heathy....
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EVERYONE I have ever loved either dies horribly or is caused GREAT injury by this world. I will let none close to me ever again.



None of that is true, I just felt like flaring dramatic. Oh! I bought three books today. The Satanic Bible. The devil speaks. (Both By the scathingly funny Anton Salazar Levey) And the Book of the Law. By Alestier Crowley....
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