My favriote part of a woman are her hips. My favriote part of a woman are her eyes. My favriote part of a woman lies halfway between the cup of her breasts and the curve of her tummy. My favriote part of a woman is when she speaks close into my ear. My favriote part of a woman is her knee. My favriote part of...
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Oh shit. Is that a light at the end of the tunnel? Possibly the silver lineing on that cloud can be seen? There IS gold in them thar hills? Mabye folks, just mabye.
Who let the dogs out?
I did mothafucka.
MAC
Who let the dogs out?
I did mothafucka.
MAC
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drunkpunk:
You are by far the funniest fucker on SG 
Comedy genius threads, and i'm loving it.
Comedy genius threads, and i'm loving it.
justlittleolme:
Dogs freak me out. Would you please put them back in?
I wanted to feel warm, but the air was chill.
I wanted to laugh, but tears came more eaisly than I had anticipoatied.
I wanted to see your sillohette, outlined by the moon, walk accross the floor to my bed, but I was met with only the darkness.
I wanted to hear you breathe next to me, but I only hear the white scream of...
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I wanted to laugh, but tears came more eaisly than I had anticipoatied.
I wanted to see your sillohette, outlined by the moon, walk accross the floor to my bed, but I was met with only the darkness.
I wanted to hear you breathe next to me, but I only hear the white scream of...
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ratgirl:
I wanted to give you a mean mullet....
juxlii:
Yo yo yo.
What's in the air that is kicking everyone's emotional asses this week. Wow. Buck up Maclisteningtosavagegardenwithacandleburning. You's a good man.
Besides:
I wanted a lappie from that one, but she was otherwise engaged.
See? I too know true suffering.
What's in the air that is kicking everyone's emotional asses this week. Wow. Buck up Maclisteningtosavagegardenwithacandleburning. You's a good man.
Besides:
I wanted a lappie from that one, but she was otherwise engaged.
See? I too know true suffering.
I want to fall in love. I want to be warm with someone. I want to lie in a bed and smell her hair upon my pillow. I want to hear her laugh. I want to feel her hands upon my body. I want to feel safe. I want the entire world outside to go away. I want time to stop. I want the silence...
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ratgirl:
yes, you definitely do owe me one. but I thought you were a lover and not a fighter...
justlittleolme:
I want to be entertained.
So last night, before hitting the town....Alot....I finally finnished "To kill a Mockingbird." As much as I like reading, I haven't read alot of important books. I picked this one up on a whim. "O.k. Mac, its time for some culture, especially if it isn't on a diffrent planet, or a culture where people are waiting for the return of dragons."
I read the last...
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thirtyseven:
even though it's a book taught to freshman in high school, i'm not ashamed to admit that it's my favorite. i just finished it for the fifth time earlier this year.
macbastard is back in sg action. just like we like it.
macbastard is back in sg action. just like we like it.
pinup:
See you Wednesday!!
Jenna
Jenna
OH SNAP! Mac is currently sitting in the Hizzouse yo! I am layin the smackdown and kickin people over in the genneral direction of the street curb. One day I hope someone fronts me so I can pull out my gat and put a cap or two, or mabye three in thier ass. Where are all of my bitches at? Please Holla' back if you...
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atmospherik1:
Word? Wuuuuuuuuuurd.
Yeah yo? Fo shizzle shazzle yo.
Can we find you in the club with fifty?
Yeah yo? Fo shizzle shazzle yo.
Can we find you in the club with fifty?
redskull:
I'm trying to figure out a way to kick your ass from way over here.
We'll see how "mad" your "skillz" are once my weather control device is complete.
We'll see how "mad" your "skillz" are once my weather control device is complete.
Wrote a journal entry...Didn't like it. So:
Today ends the way of two in the clay.
Dry and molded and set in thier way.
Once it is done thiere is no going back.
You look....oh hey shit a clown!
Macilovetheladies
hey ladies who wants to party?
Today ends the way of two in the clay.
Dry and molded and set in thier way.
Once it is done thiere is no going back.
You look....oh hey shit a clown!
Macilovetheladies
hey ladies who wants to party?
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ratgirl:
macisastud...
meow
meow
sethomatik:
Spanky. I'm going to Europ in January. Neener neener. Your new profile makes me internal body mods tingle and vibrate.
Back to the grind. Din't do stand-up. Didn't go to gym. Went to work. Work work. BUT Had a brilliand Stan-up idea....Oh man Im funny. Wakka wakka wakka. Lets just say it involves me on stage...In only my underwhere...Singing to a poor entraped young lady...and then peeing myself....Okay forget the "Lets just say part", cause thats really all of it right there.
Right now I...
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I have until June 15th to get my ass to the Rennicance Pleasure Faire.
God has told me if I don't go....Well it'll be messy. And not in a choclate syrup and rubber sheets sort of way.
Machazzah!
God has told me if I don't go....Well it'll be messy. And not in a choclate syrup and rubber sheets sort of way.
Machazzah!
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thirtyseven:
...and go dancing, right?!
clara:
You were trying to alienate me? I'm sorry, you'll have to try harder.
Im gonna live til I die. Im gonna laugh stead of cry.
mactryingdammit
mactryingdammit
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clara:
Did you just offer me a job where I get to be purely decorative? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I accept.
giga_geo:
threesome? me you and maxx. sounds like a plan.
hahahaha.
hahahaha.
prom.
Im still feeling bad.
Siiiiiiiigh
m.
p.s. just don't read this anymore you guys....I'll let you know wen its funny again.
Im still feeling bad.
Siiiiiiiigh
m.
p.s. just don't read this anymore you guys....I'll let you know wen its funny again.
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seanbaby:
Good to meet you my man. I still have a few names to meet on my hero list, and one of them technically doesn't exist yet. I'm saving that spot for the genius who finally invents a personal motorized conveyance that dispenses frosting directly into its passenger's mouth, effectively creating a revolution of fatty comedy.
Giggle!
Giggle!
juxlii:
I'm with you on the hurt front, with no idea when, if ever, I will be back to 85% (it's been years since I've operated at 100).
It was good meeting...you are unquestionably a badass. Particularly nice was the fact that we talked it up befors I got to the point at which motor skills and memory take a shit, so know that my recollection of this as a good meeting is unclouded (though later....).
Let's make a point of crossing paths here in town.
-J.
It was good meeting...you are unquestionably a badass. Particularly nice was the fact that we talked it up befors I got to the point at which motor skills and memory take a shit, so know that my recollection of this as a good meeting is unclouded (though later....).
Let's make a point of crossing paths here in town.
-J.
FUCK
fuck
It is so simple.
F U C K
Yes FFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
fuck
It is so simple.
F U C K
Yes FFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
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trilobyte:
Of course it's simple. That doesn't necessarily mean it's easy.
trilo
trilo 
volkov:
*blink*
i have read the princess bride, but i always wonder, is there a REAL princess bride by morgenstern? i used to work in a bookstore, and it never showed up on the screens....
pretty pony *pet pet