Tuesday Apr 05, 2005

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Hmmmm, I dunno *puzzled look*

I am kinda having second thoughts about this coming Saturday. Do I? Don't I?

What do you think? Yes or no?
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super:
About saturday are speaking of the SGUK meet?
starr:
Whats going on sat? You know what I think... if your on the fence about if something will be fun... Get some booze and bring a friend. That always balances the scales. BTW, you're so sweet hon, but no perscriptions can't be bought through amazon.

Sunday Apr 03, 2005

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I was reading Rainwolfkin's journal about her clicky wrist and black hand and it jogged a few memories about various injuries I have sustained over the years. I find it interesting that each of them carries an amusing anecdote or memory. It's funny how Time heals everything. I list them below:-

Scars
Forehead
I have a diagonal one inch scar in the centre of...
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leola:
Picture this: We're in primary school. My 'best friend' tells the class I am horrid and nobody should be my friend, They listen. I act. Using my political skills (early developer) I canvassed the class and gained the majority for my 'side'. She held on to a few loyals.There was only one course of action. Battle. We met on the school field. My army at the top, hers at the bottom (early tactical error). We charged. We clashed. Her arm cracked. Some would say it had gone to far. I would say she deserved it. And, it wasn't me. Like all good commanders, I veered off to the side and avoided all human contact. My Gran, the dinner-lady, was witness to my innocence.

I also was blamed for my sister's broken collar bone. She fell off the bed. Sure, I was there too, on the bed, but I didn't push her. No siree. She jumped straight off it. The tragedy of suicidal 4 year olds.
faerie:
aww thanks

Saturday Apr 02, 2005

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I was in the pub last night, talking to my friends and drinking and boogeying when a completely random stranger girl came up to me and said "Excuse me, you soooooooo look like Jamie Theakston".

I am puzzled - is that a good thing or a bad thing?
rainwolfkin:
who's jamie theakston?

did you tell her that you look better with chocolate sauce rubbed all over you right before you asked her if she wanted to come home with you?

Friday Mar 25, 2005

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You see! I told you all wimmin are eeeevil mad

Your bloody Mother Nature has shrouded Jersey in thick cloak of grey fog; the real scarey stuff which turns you inside out and eats your internal organs (don't laugh, i've seen the movie). In one fell swoop my cunning plans to travel to the UK and party hard have been scuppered - I shall be lucky...
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elektra_descends:
Sorry to hear about your trip being possibly cancelled.
Or you possibly expiring.
I hope things go your way!

Enjoy your holiday! smile smile smile
snap:
Father Nature would have got halfway through inventing the weather, but whilst looking for the torque wrench (to shift the sun a bit to the left) would indeed have decided that the garage could do with new shelves. A pair of wonky, insubstantial shelves (and one trip to A&E) later, he would have wandered off to make a cheese sandwich for lunch, and then realised the motor racing was on ITV and given up for the afternoon.

When he woke up at 6.30, any thought of weather would have been completely erased and replaced with the urge to mow the lawn.


This is the reason for Mother Nature. At least the job gets finished.

Tuesday Mar 22, 2005

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It's almost Easter!!!!!

Some time over the next few days I intend to drive to B&Q and buy a large paddling pool. After that I plan to pop down to Woolies to buy as many Easter eggs as I can, with which I shall fill up the paddling pool thus creating my very own ball pool, but made out of chocolate Easter eggs.

CANNONBALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*splash*...
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rainwolfkin:
you should visit here where you can get free SG stickers for telling your joke! (then, next time you are at a sporting event, you can use one to cover your bits while streaking)
leola:
Though I'm against the Daily Mail in principle, I wouldn't say no. After all, perhaps I could turn it into a reputable source of news. wink

Monday Mar 21, 2005

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Well, i'm back from my flying visit to London Town and am absolutely shattered. It's lucky I have the day off work *dances a silly dance* because I would have been worse than useless today.

The England vs Scotland rugby match was absolutely superb. It wasn't a complete whitewash and there was lots of running backwards and forwards, tackling, and then occasional try. In my...
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rainwolfkin:
no way dude! thats way too much work! we are having the party at a pub. everyone is invited. please come! biggrin Its FlameRetardntMans b-day!!!
leola:
The lighter spot of hair your see is my blonde streak, I did it myself and it is cool and I won't hear otherwise! tongue
Proper writer would be good, but I realise in the first instance I may have to settle for less than an advance for my complete unabridged works. I'll get there in the end though, and then I'll invite you to all my cool VIP stoopid publishing events and we can trash them! Woo hoo wink

Friday Mar 18, 2005

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I am flying to London tomorrow to watch England play rugby.

I wonder how many Army Points I would get if I streaked across the pitch with nothing but an SG sticker hiding my modesty.....? I had better hope it is a warm day if I am going to do that blush
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medusaq:
you know, i actually thought about doing just what you suggested -- but in my hopes that those investigating this problem for me are actually competant, i'd rather not bury myself in a deeper hole.

anything you could do to cheer me up would be great...wink...in my case it's almost always true: it's the thought that counts.

(good thing for rainwolfkin) miao!!
rainwolfkin:
you are such a heartless nasty man aren't you! i'm glad that you had such a long laugh about bees and all, but if i ever see you beside the road crying with mascara running all down your cheeks, i'll stop the car, get out, point and give you the same laugh! mad

bok bok bok

Thursday Mar 17, 2005

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I sometimes wonder about the intelligence of some of my work colleagues. Unless, of course, I am the only one who understands my bizarre sense of humour.

A brief conversation I had this afternoon:-

Colleague:MRO, do you use a dictaphone?

MRO:No, I use a finger like every one else....

He didn't laugh, even after I explained in words of one syllabul

*sigh*
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rainwolfkin:
i love the smell of halloween. and i dont know what kind of pumpkin pie you've seen in your life, but i wouldn't go anywhere near one that was 'stringy'. gross! puke if its stringy, somethings wrong with it...

real pumpkin pie is more the consistency of ....ummm...i dont know actually. its kind of unique. light and fluffy, kind of creamy...very tasty...mmm...*dribble dribllle dribble*
rainwolfkin:
pumpkin pie and rubber chickens!

Wednesday Mar 16, 2005

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I sit here in a moderately concerned state of mind....

I was walking back to my office at lunchtime when, half way through a satisfying yawn, I swallowed a fly. Whole.

It troubles me that, owing to my ongoing stomach problems, I might not have enough gastric juices to kill this fly and that it may end up laying a nest of eggs in my...
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leola:
Good point. And it might have eaten all your half-digested onion bajhis by then and by the size of a human head!eeek
rainwolfkin:
what kind of cheesecake? i love cheesecake (after a long battle forcing myself to like cheese of any sort)

Tuesday Mar 15, 2005

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Hmmmm. Having logged in to SG I have just remembered I am flying to London this weekend and am yet to book a hotel. I guess I had better troll the internet for one otherwise I shall be sleeping in a bijou cardboard box somewhere.

Pants. Back in a mo.....

bok
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rainwolfkin:
i went to twickenham once to watch the england vs. new zealand rugby game that happened a few years ago. it was my first intro to english sport. it was lots of fun and then i got shnocker and lost in the stadium while searching for the loo blush

i hope you have a nice time, sports fan. smile
rainwolfkin:
no, but can you get hold of a mongolian yak?

Monday Mar 14, 2005

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I wouldn't necessarily call myself lazy but I have always been the sort of person who puts things off until the last minute. If a deadline needs to be met then surely starting the process can wait until the day before? Or even the day after?

As a result of my unplanned drunkenness yesterday I have learnt a valuable lesson....

As I mentioned yesterday, the...
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rainwolfkin:
i could do the dress, no problem. and maybe the shoes (although i think i would find it hard to justify spending money on a pair of pink shoes). but i will never carry a handbag. puke
rainwolfkin:
sorry to spoil your fun blackeyed

Sunday Mar 13, 2005

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I am feeling a little bit tender and hung over today frown

The idea was to pop down to the Sports Bar to watch the footie. Kick off at 5:15 meant we could have a few drinkies for a few hours and be finished by 7:30. That was the plan.....

When the final whistle blew it didn't surprise me to see Nick, Louis, Dave and Wes...
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ciel:
oh god no.

haha its a big thing of stars and eune taile tchiyante written on it

which is shooting star

a bit presumptious perhaps but i like it
ciel:
i dont know. perhaps its a secret cult or something?

ive always had an obession since i was a wee kid and my mum died. funnily enough it links to my childhood being in jersey looking up through the milkyway in the summer seeing the sky so clearly. i cant speak for the other girls but thats my story. perhaps they just want something that looks cool or pretty. id like to think that ive taken it a bit too far now. gone a bit OCD... but i dont care if lots of other people have em. they mean a lot to me!
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