mro

i think you've misread my weather forecast! i believe i was complaining about it not being stormy enough rather than predicting storm. I, unlike the inadequate weather forecasters, do not try to predict weather!

sorry you are burnt and peely. perhaps you could send dried skin flakes instead of crisps.

Thanks so much for the birthday wishes

Love and kisses
Michelle xx

Mostly whisky rather than whiskey.

A most excellent hypno-gadget. Dr Mesmer would have been proud, chuffed even. I personally like the slow moves - the slight wiggle...! Woof!

hehe your shirt looks wrinkly!

did you wear that outift (wrinkly shirt and all) while you were wooing your clients? did they walk home with you with their pants on their heads too?

sorry to have frightened you with the temptation of flesh. you can come out from hiding now. i have clothes on.

I don't think I'd be a very good stock broker but I'd be willing to take ppl out and get em drunk. I wonder if there is a job where you just do that. Callgirl?

one of my high school buddie's dad had a grenade once (and probably still does). a very old one. so old that they didn't know whether it was still 'live' or not, or worked, or whatever. i'm no grenade expert, but i do know that whenever this particular topic was brought up, the whole house (and the people within it) got very nervous and agitated for a few moments before someone inevitably changed the subject.

they also collected guns and let me shoot them all the time.

and ride their quads.

both of which i was never very good at. kind of like hair-dyeing.

how is the book coming along (or did you change your mind and look at porn all night? )

i KNEW it was her that sent that gift. i'm smart.

Oh, I think a thing like that deserves to mature somewhat longer.

I think they once auctioned off some canned food they found which Scott of the Antarctic had left behind. Apparently one of the buyers opened it then and there and ate it.

The cunning distraction (whisky) was in fact unnecessary! I was several blocks away downing Cobra and a way too rich chicken Makhani. I rolled myself home to find the bottle "intactus".

I have to go and change my panties!

Scanner, printer, copier combo.
And the office larger sized ones I can really get on top of.
Get a good ride on!

awww. go to sleep. all tucked in. see you later. rest now.

Sigh . . . you win. Can't beat getting drunk on someone else's tab, AND finding money. I'm way impressed.
So . . . watching rugby and drinking with folks. . . what exactly do you do for a living?

now, why would i buy comic books when i have the ongoing saga of mro, the scanner, and le hammer? my dorkery is perfectly satisfied with following this drama. . .

But a superhero always has a vulnerability...

^^^ a superhero always has a nemesis. do you think the lexmark is the nemesis of hammer?

what will happen then? i'm dispatching my forces to help you mro! hang in there!

Fag? Yes, now that you come to mention it, I can see some similarities. I'm slender (kof, kof), white, smouldering, deadly, highly addictive, and smelly.

Two heads and webbed feet. Sounds like my kinda place!