I am at a loss as to what to write in today's journal but, at the same time, am conscious it has been three or four days since I bothered to update.
Since I last updated I have undertaken an illegal activity which I shouldn't discuss; I have done something I promised myself I would never do; I almost told someone something which I shouldn't...
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Since I last updated I have undertaken an illegal activity which I shouldn't discuss; I have done something I promised myself I would never do; I almost told someone something which I shouldn't...
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starr:
Just write it off as a bad night. It was just one of those nights. There, all better! 
rainwolfkin:
i would never do that! i would be too frightened of your pure unadulterated evil getting back at me. although i think we all know by now that you are the one obsessed with poo!
I sit before you remarkably drunk again. For shame. I don't want to say that too often because you will get the wrong impression of me and think it's all I ever do, which I don't. I'm a good boy really.
I am doing this out of pure selfishlessness - a friend of mine is getting divorced and, now that he is shackle-free, he insists...
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I am doing this out of pure selfishlessness - a friend of mine is getting divorced and, now that he is shackle-free, he insists...
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mngddss:
Woah.
masaba:
holy moley tiger
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medusaq:
*thonk* ?
coral_fangs:
yeh, but I've got other things to fund before I die.
Unless you know something I don't.
Unless you know something I don't.
I have just been shopping and, while I was in the changing room trying on a pair of linen trousers (how rawk is that?!) an idea for my new tattoo hit me. POW!
I have decided I shall have a full, lifesize torso of Brad Pitt tattoo'd over my own body. That way, when I am on the beach or wandering around town with my...
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I have decided I shall have a full, lifesize torso of Brad Pitt tattoo'd over my own body. That way, when I am on the beach or wandering around town with my...
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rainwolfkin:
well, considering i have only 10 pounds of americano junk food coming in the post, i'm not sure there will be enough to share. 
and -> they make trousers out of linen?
you are a very strange man. 
and -> they make trousers out of linen?
you are a very strange man. 
ciel:
Yes I am a Billy Bass. Made in Taiwan, a fiver in any good (bad) store near you!
Urgh. It would appear I am still rather fuzzy-headed this morning.
How do I know? Because I was trying to make my first cup of coffee for the morning and found myself rummaging around in the washing machine. I had gone there looking for the milk.....
How do I know? Because I was trying to make my first cup of coffee for the morning and found myself rummaging around in the washing machine. I had gone there looking for the milk.....
rainwolfkin:
what's wrong with that? isn't milk always kept in the washing machine?
rainwolfkin:
tuesday. and then i'm done for the summer. er, kind of. other practical things to do i guess, like work. unless i quit my job for be a professional water skier. my friends say they dont think its a good idea. perhaps our friends have something against us.
He he he 
I've seen Leola's boobies
Not in real life, I hasten to add (just in case Ttrent is reading this and getting all angry, comme ca ---->
) but, nevertheless, I am wondering what the correct way of addressing this situation is.
Normally, I only get to see naked chicks on two types of occasion: 1) in the likes of Spearmint Rhino...
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I've seen Leola's boobies
Not in real life, I hasten to add (just in case Ttrent is reading this and getting all angry, comme ca ---->
) but, nevertheless, I am wondering what the correct way of addressing this situation is.
Normally, I only get to see naked chicks on two types of occasion: 1) in the likes of Spearmint Rhino...
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coral_fangs:
I value living in my parents house for free so facial piercings are out the window. Also, I work in a shop. If it wasn't for the shop, i'd probably get a vertcal labret. I'd rather like venoms but I think that would probably come under facial. I'd also like something that I can take out myself. VCHs seem pretty harmless which is one reason why I liked them.
Ishold probably be a little less picky. I seem to pass off everything.
I've tried various ear stuff but it just moves the wax if it does anything at all, it doesn't get rid of it so I just want it to affect my hearing until the thursday so the nurse will get ri of it once and for all (or at least for a good while).
Thanks for your suggestions. They're always detailed. Nice you take the time.
Ishold probably be a little less picky. I seem to pass off everything.
I've tried various ear stuff but it just moves the wax if it does anything at all, it doesn't get rid of it so I just want it to affect my hearing until the thursday so the nurse will get ri of it once and for all (or at least for a good while).
Thanks for your suggestions. They're always detailed. Nice you take the time.
Having just returned from a pleasant and relaxing few days in, amongst other places, London Town I was a little perturbed to receive an email containing the following information :-
If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground,
here are some facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read.
During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of...
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If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground,
here are some facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read.
During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of...
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myiaa:
That is not nice at all 
The worst thing about the Underground is the wet dog smell in the winter when everyone is crowded in the tube in wet clothes. Urgh!
The worst thing about the Underground is the wet dog smell in the winter when everyone is crowded in the tube in wet clothes. Urgh!
leola:
But on a lighter note: *Jumps up and down* Yey! And you made me a favourite - hurray! Thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
But on a lighter note: *Jumps up and down* Yey! And you made me a favourite - hurray! Thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*wanders around, wide eyed with innocence*
Sooooooo, This is London then, eh? What a lovely bunch of people live here!
I have already met the Wallet Inspector who works on Victoria train station. Such a nice fellow! Apparently, there are a lot of fake 20 notes in circulation and he offered to check to see if I had been given any in my change while...
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Sooooooo, This is London then, eh? What a lovely bunch of people live here!
I have already met the Wallet Inspector who works on Victoria train station. Such a nice fellow! Apparently, there are a lot of fake 20 notes in circulation and he offered to check to see if I had been given any in my change while...
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snowballinhell:
Happy Birthday Dude
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
ciel:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
I take my hat off and congratulate the World's travel industry for an amazing feat - having personally visited Bellingham Travel and Thomas Cook, and viewed the websites of lastminute.com, expedia.co.uk and virgin.co.uk I am informed that there are no fucking hotel rooms available anywhere in the world for the period 20 May to 30 May 2005.. That is amazing. All I can presume...
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coral_fangs:
Set up a tent in the garden. I've always used to want to do that.
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pattymayonaise:
Oh yeah!!! Spotty ass thats exactly it!! ha x
ciel:
aww sorry, dont worry, i shouldnt eat so much cake either 
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suicidedoggie:
Ooooh! What is it?! What is it?!
coral_fangs:
Thanks for the comment. Got a hoodie, t-shirt, stickers, necklace. Stocking up.
I'm not entirely sure about today's weather - it is very, very sunny yet remarkably cold.
In itself this is not a bad thing. My lunchtime amble up King Street reveals a lot of the fine young fillies have dressed as though it were a warm summer's day and have donned short skirts and thin blouses. They have, however, clearly not accounted for the cold...
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In itself this is not a bad thing. My lunchtime amble up King Street reveals a lot of the fine young fillies have dressed as though it were a warm summer's day and have donned short skirts and thin blouses. They have, however, clearly not accounted for the cold...
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image:
No, not really actually..most southerners think I'm from up north...of course, when I go up north they all know I'm from down south! lol I have a big city southern accent which isn't too severe. LOL..I lived in Mobile, AL for a while...and their accents were so bad I couldn't understand half of what they were saying most of the time! lol I would be sitting at lunch with co-workers and have absolutely NO idea what they were talking about! lol The accents in Mississippi are pretty bad too, but I can atleast understand them for the most part....although one of my good friends is difficult to understand from time to time! lol His wife has to interpret for him often! LOL She's from Houston, Texas also ironically enough! lol
Wow...it's like 80 degrees outside here! lol
Wow...it's like 80 degrees outside here! lol
rainwolfkin:
When I realised what the answer was.....
you make me so curious. why is that?