Today has been a day of retail therapy.
My little arms ache so much from the weight of the bags and bags of clothes I have purchased. So much so I have had to come home to drop them all off before I hit the Sales again.
Thus far I have spent enough money to repay the national debt of a minor Third World country....
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My little arms ache so much from the weight of the bags and bags of clothes I have purchased. So much so I have had to come home to drop them all off before I hit the Sales again.
Thus far I have spent enough money to repay the national debt of a minor Third World country....
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Well how bizarre....
This very morning I received a text from a random female stranger informing me "This is my new mobile number".
Normally, there is lots of fun to be had with such information but the strange female signed the text with an English name; already this has dashed my hopes of it belonging to some Swedish lesbian twins.
My only concern is that...
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This very morning I received a text from a random female stranger informing me "This is my new mobile number".
Normally, there is lots of fun to be had with such information but the strange female signed the text with an English name; already this has dashed my hopes of it belonging to some Swedish lesbian twins.
My only concern is that...
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leola:
I think I might be able to solve your mystery for you.
edited because you shouldn't say fucker. Even in jest.
[Edited on Jul 29, 2005 4:56PM]
edited because you shouldn't say fucker. Even in jest.
[Edited on Jul 29, 2005 4:56PM]
coral_fangs:
Yay me indeed.
It probably won't be on a lot given the fact that the fastest it goes is one frame evey 15 seconds so it's pretty pointless. Just like having a slideshow of near enough the same pic of me each time. But I did it and that's the main thing.
I'm a mixture of good and bad right now but no in between. On one hand I feel great but on another, I feel really down.
How are you?
It probably won't be on a lot given the fact that the fastest it goes is one frame evey 15 seconds so it's pretty pointless. Just like having a slideshow of near enough the same pic of me each time. But I did it and that's the main thing.
I'm a mixture of good and bad right now but no in between. On one hand I feel great but on another, I feel really down.
How are you?
Mwa ha ha ha hahaaaa. Darth Vader eat your heart out......
Do you remember the lovely picture MedusaQ sent me a few weeks ago? Well, she shipped it to me in a cardboard tube, which I kept 'just in case' (I'm terrible for that sort of thing). Well, yesterday it came in might handy.
Being a humid day I left my front door open so...
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Do you remember the lovely picture MedusaQ sent me a few weeks ago? Well, she shipped it to me in a cardboard tube, which I kept 'just in case' (I'm terrible for that sort of thing). Well, yesterday it came in might handy.
Being a humid day I left my front door open so...
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leola:
Hurrah! I bloody hate flies. When they come into my living room I shout at them and wave my arms about, occassionally destroying a vase...... I think I need your weapon.
medusaq:
so happy to hear of the multiple joys i have given you unintentionally...
i'm sad for the flies, but they got what was coming to them...home invasion is unacceptable.
i'm sad for the flies, but they got what was coming to them...home invasion is unacceptable.
I am remarkably tired and confused. I blame it on having too much rum punch at the work's barbeque on Friday. It looked harmeless enough - kinda like pineapple and orange juice mixed together but boy did it have a kick to it! I think it might be something to do with the three bottles of rum, one bottle of Malibu and two bottes of...
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coral_fangs:
Not much is happening. Just counting down days to various events. There's so much stuff I like about the dentist. The smell of the waiting room, the taste of the gloves. I've never needed "prodding with those needle things" but I'm sure I wouldn't mind, especially if he put a ring through for me.
texax7:
I have made many a meal that has been like this as well. Are you lonely? I've not read your entries before, but if you are trying to cook well...
*sigh*
We had another office barbeque today. Good food, enough alcohol to fuck up my ulcer and I did a silly thing.
Very silly.
The girl I have a crush on. Remember her and what happened at the last barbeque? Well I managed to have a private chat with her at the end of the evening and I told her how I felt about her....
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We had another office barbeque today. Good food, enough alcohol to fuck up my ulcer and I did a silly thing.
Very silly.
The girl I have a crush on. Remember her and what happened at the last barbeque? Well I managed to have a private chat with her at the end of the evening and I told her how I felt about her....
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leola:
You probably really cheered her up - even if she doesn't immediately break-up with the BF to be with her true stock-broker shaped soulmate (fingers crossed) - she will feel wanted. And that is always nice.
Forgive me, SG, for I have sinned. It's been almost a week since my last journal entry.
The last week has been pretty quiet owing to my best mate being in Spain with his wife. They are visiting his mother-in-law. She's the one we all visited when she lived in New Zealand; I shall save that story for another time when I wish to reminisce...
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The last week has been pretty quiet owing to my best mate being in Spain with his wife. They are visiting his mother-in-law. She's the one we all visited when she lived in New Zealand; I shall save that story for another time when I wish to reminisce...
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ciel:
You know, I think you're a bloody decent chap, generous, kind, down to earth, funny and like rainwolfkin said, never too serious while maintaining a (hidden/possible) sense of deep seriousness
all in all, top dude
all in all, top dude
suicidedoggie:
7 hail mary's and you have to go and kiss a policewoman... 
I haven't gotten to know you that well really. I reckon though that you're very intelligent and a side effect of you being very intelligent is sometimes (often?) strongly driven playfulness! (I won't mention the poo on the chest incident... Oops.)
I haven't gotten to know you that well really. I reckon though that you're very intelligent and a side effect of you being very intelligent is sometimes (often?) strongly driven playfulness!
(I won't mention the poo on the chest incident... Oops.)For one very very hot day of the year Jersey is infested with hoards of flying ants. Today is that day. The little baby ants have been left under the bush by the big, flying stork and have decided today will be the day they dry their little wings in the summer sun and fly for the first time.
To paraphrase Mr Michael Caine "Ants!...
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To paraphrase Mr Michael Caine "Ants!...
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leola:
A flying ant? I have never seen one, or indeed had one down my top.
rainwolfkin:
i should thank you for giving the da vinci code to SuicideDoggie because i've read it and i liked it. esp the pictures. 
Work's golf day today.
Most of the other people who came along actually play golf to a very good standard - they all have proper handicaps and golf visors n' stuff. I play just for the fun of taking my frustrations out on an inanimate object that can't hit back so I joined two girls and just hacked around the rough for a couple of...
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Most of the other people who came along actually play golf to a very good standard - they all have proper handicaps and golf visors n' stuff. I play just for the fun of taking my frustrations out on an inanimate object that can't hit back so I joined two girls and just hacked around the rough for a couple of...
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ciel:
golf day?! where did u play? my aunty got in at the royal finally. only an 11 year waiting list or something retarded like that. When I was yonge we used to go to the rec ground in St Clements and she'd make me play golf with her. But I was delberately naughty and shouted a lot and lost the balls etc. What a wierd spot. If you want to go for a walk, go for a walk, don't play golf! I think my aunty is in it for the golf socialising. bunch of boozes!!
leola:
Golf? I'd only play if I could drive the buggy thing.
I can't believe you reduce people to tears at work and watch childen suffer. I mean, obviously you are an evil capitialist money grabber stock broker type, but all the same you seem like a rather lovely chap.
Now, off to hug some trees.........
I can't believe you reduce people to tears at work and watch childen suffer. I mean, obviously you are an evil capitialist money grabber stock broker type, but all the same you seem like a rather lovely chap.
Now, off to hug some trees.........
I have managed to sun burn my lips.
I popped down to the beach after work yesterday and lounged around in a far-off corner, away from the madding crowd. I did this mainly because I had no desire to be disturbed by small children screaming and throwing sand, but also partly because I need to practise my sunbathe-posing.
I have seen other men sunbathe-posing. They...
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I popped down to the beach after work yesterday and lounged around in a far-off corner, away from the madding crowd. I did this mainly because I had no desire to be disturbed by small children screaming and throwing sand, but also partly because I need to practise my sunbathe-posing.
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rainwolfkin:
come on now, you don't really want to be a poser, do you?
A butterfly had sex with my arm today.
There I was, stood in the middle of Royal Square watching this pretty creature flit from petal to petal when it saw me, dive-bombed towards my shirt, straddled my sleeve and began humping away. I definately saw it's little coloured bum moving up and down.
After it had it's fill it just flittered away.......
I feel used...
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There I was, stood in the middle of Royal Square watching this pretty creature flit from petal to petal when it saw me, dive-bombed towards my shirt, straddled my sleeve and began humping away. I definately saw it's little coloured bum moving up and down.
After it had it's fill it just flittered away.......
I feel used...
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coral_fangs:
tattoos
Although it's only 'imaginary' at the moment, one day, some parts of it may be put into ink but at the moment, I only have the flames thought of so I need to figure out what the rest look like. I can see it in my head, but there's no detail. Give it long enough though, and I probably won't need to bother after I go off the idea.
Although it's only 'imaginary' at the moment, one day, some parts of it may be put into ink but at the moment, I only have the flames thought of so I need to figure out what the rest look like. I can see it in my head, but there's no detail. Give it long enough though, and I probably won't need to bother after I go off the idea.
rainwolfkin:
it was probably turned on by your body fur.
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6underground:
ooooh i've wanted that phone for ageeees now. lucky you!
ciel:
woooo! soon as I land Im going to get a breakie at verns
You would not believe the amount of puss I just squeezed out from the spot on my arse 
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coral_fangs:
yeh, that could work too.
masaba:
hehehe nothing like arse puss
No piccies of you in hip, trendy, sexy gear?! Woot?!
Oh, and can I borrow your .45? There are some neighbourhood dirtbags who need effective permanent removal.