Craigslist never ceases to amaze me.
I have scored 2 very awesome jobs off of it in the past 3 months-one gig snuggling a stanger's 864389year old chihuahua & her 86478 poodly poodle, the other styling a kitten calendar for an amazing local photographer, Maya W. She is a super beautifui, nice laid back chica and we are brainstorming so much I wonder if...
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I have scored 2 very awesome jobs off of it in the past 3 months-one gig snuggling a stanger's 864389year old chihuahua & her 86478 poodly poodle, the other styling a kitten calendar for an amazing local photographer, Maya W. She is a super beautifui, nice laid back chica and we are brainstorming so much I wonder if...
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cherry:
I think you're onto a winner, lady!
How are you doing by the way???
xxxxx.
How are you doing by the way???
xxxxx.
trocar:
How does the queen of the universe find herself these days? Three more short days and I'll have my freedom, dearly paid its been, this weekend may just be the best one ever. 
If you are not adding a spoonful of rosewater and a sprinkle of cardomom to your mango peach pear vanilla yogurt smoothie, start now. It's never too late. sip while petting your bengal tiger and listening to Yma Sumac. Then go switch the laundry over, and finish vaccuming.
Oh you don't know who Yma Sumac is?? Poor dear...Cats love her music, just watch their little...
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Oh you don't know who Yma Sumac is?? Poor dear...Cats love her music, just watch their little...
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xela:
aww poor cows, i like meat but i dont like knowing how it dies
how are u anyways miss?
xoxo
how are u anyways miss?
xoxo
liu:
amazing video
yes one of us, you must be on my bedroom
yes one of us, you must be on my bedroom
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uproot:
huzzah! a good wedding is hard to find
rpg:
Glad you liked the photo of Smokie....yes, the "light thru the ears" is a cool shot!! 
I am not really happy to be back in Van. I missed my cat but I have already heard and witnessed frustration/frustrating behavior that made me want to run back to the airport and hop the next plane and get back to CA where I am immersed in a positive, inspiring environment.
I was really hoping for a nice reunion with Tore. I really missed...
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I was really hoping for a nice reunion with Tore. I really missed...
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trixie:
for you in-growns i recommend that you scrub the holy hell out of your vag each day in the shower. And then rub some Tend Skin on it, a lovely lil' crotch toner that works wonders. And then play with some kittens.
piksy:
im still waiting, and yes definitely tired of it. only 9 days until my due date. i hope baby comes sooner than that though.
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stopsnitchin:
Loves, Lurves and loodies!
SEX FACES!!! Let's get some...I got a riding par of jeans with your name on'em. Hooooo-ha!
SEX FACES!!! Let's get some...I got a riding par of jeans with your name on'em. Hooooo-ha!
flagg:
ah your dogs are so cute 
I never realised that dogs would eat pears !
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lavonne:
Thanks!
rin:
i keep rereading your whale dream and it keeps freaking me out! how ominous. i like whales a lot but i think it's only because i really haven't seen them up close. i'd be more frightened i think, if i had.
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trocar:
Black labs are the dumbest dogs ever. 
coray:
woah woah woah.... how short we talkin here??? shoulder length??? bottom of your ears??? top of your ears????? or did you shave off all your hair, and then did you have to go buy a wig, and then did you cut the hair on the wig, but then THAT hair was to short, so you had to get another wig???!?!?!??! b/c if you did all that, it'd be ridiculous....
The STUPIDEST CONVO EVER
lady says:
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQube
Quin says:
ha ha hi
lady says:
hi hi hii
Quin says:
how come you are so excited
lady says:
I'm a pomeranian, duh
Quin says:
yeah you got that right
lady says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady says:
there
Quin says:
ha ha ha
lady says:
i think i just got all my sillies out
Quin says:...
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lady says:
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQube
Quin says:
ha ha hi
lady says:
hi hi hii
Quin says:
how come you are so excited
lady says:
I'm a pomeranian, duh
Quin says:
yeah you got that right
lady says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady says:
there
Quin says:
ha ha ha
lady says:
i think i just got all my sillies out
Quin says:...
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stopsnitchin:
I read that like .75!
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
spunsugar:
hahaha.. oh man...
I'm writing you a message cause I don't want to reveal to the general public what an assclown I am.
I'm writing you a message cause I don't want to reveal to the general public what an assclown I am.
Pity Party: celebrating meeeeeeeeeeee....
I spent the day in the hospital instead of the beach. It sucked. i have a kidney infection? Maybe? I don't find out for a few days. But I have an IV in my arm, which is weirding me out because I'm worried about catching it on something and ripping it out. Ack.
It's just this dangle plastic tube and I...
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I spent the day in the hospital instead of the beach. It sucked. i have a kidney infection? Maybe? I don't find out for a few days. But I have an IV in my arm, which is weirding me out because I'm worried about catching it on something and ripping it out. Ack.
It's just this dangle plastic tube and I...
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lavonne:
Hey! It was really nice to see you. I hope you are feeling better!
lavonne:
It was not bad. I think teleporting may have been more enjoyable though.
today is pissy-pants-nightmare-mood day, I am practically dripping venom and my frilled-lizard collar is shooting sparks *recoils, hissing, and scuttles back under bed* this is the worst mood ever, not even pop tarts have helped.
other than that, it's a nice warm sunny day and i have only 22 more sleeps until California I found some awful sweatpants that I am incclined to purchase, solely...
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other than that, it's a nice warm sunny day and i have only 22 more sleeps until California I found some awful sweatpants that I am incclined to purchase, solely...
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spunsugar:
are you feeling better today? I work poopey hours now so I have to do all of my talking late at night. poop!
I was thinking about taking you up on coming to cali with you but my vacation time doesn't roll over until sept 13. errrrrrg!!!!!! how annoying is that! I should try to set up a business of selling pinecones to tourists to make the cash back. however I don't think customs allows the transport of foreign pinecones. possibly because they fall under the fruit category.
I was thinking about taking you up on coming to cali with you but my vacation time doesn't roll over until sept 13. errrrrrg!!!!!! how annoying is that! I should try to set up a business of selling pinecones to tourists to make the cash back. however I don't think customs allows the transport of foreign pinecones. possibly because they fall under the fruit category.
coray:
what what... pop tarts ALWAYS help... you just need to have more of them.... and you should put candy ontop, yes, lots and lots of candy....
hell yes, this is fer real. it's the best thing since sliced bread, or an inflatable sheep. Throw it a bone?
HOT DIGGETY DAWG, BABEH
HOT DIGGETY DAWG, BABEH
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spunsugar:
that's what I always say too. or, I fell on the corner of the counter. oopsie, me so clumsy!
spunsugar:
yesterday wes came in and me and one of the other guys in the dept had lot's of fun talking about how they are a gay couple.
you styled a kitten calendar? i am too impressed.
ok serioulsy. you need to bitch slap me because I am such a knob at returning phone calls. we must have a date where you regale me with stories about taping kittens into elvis costumes.