lucy

Tonight, I saw a sad story about a car named Bessie.

What do YOU do when you're listening to Radiohead?


Optopsy, that's what they give to dead hamsters instead of autopsies. Hamster Holocaust.


Also, I have a sudden urge to build myself a bed of shredded newspaper. Why is this wheel in my room, and why do I feel like running on it?


...No, my...
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Well, my lovely porn friends, I have returned...the internet is now back at my disposal.
Did you miss me?

I'd write more of my story, but right now I'm too saddened by my Oryx's departure to feel very inspired.

My dear Oryx, you will be mssed. You too, Sammy_pants. But I'll come visit you soon.

xoxo
love lucy

I still don't have internet, my lovelies, and I miss you crazy kids like you wouldn't imagine.

Life's been crazy like a fox, prickled like a plucked goose, wild, wet, hot, wonderful.

Because I love you...

Part Two
My cock went rigid as I watched the pained look on Sparky's face. I knew from the goose pimples that stood erect on Sparky's body, each hair...
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I'm going away for a few days, folks. I'll see you by Tuesday.

Until then, something to chew on.

Part One
I comb the matted mess of hair out of my eyes, impatiently, and I look up at him. Kneeling at his feet, I'd never felt so small. He smiles at me before I feel the choke chain jolting me up so he can administer...
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Crisis averted. You guys really do make the best friends. I love knowing that I can count on this community anytime I need help. SG has some of the greatest people I have ever met on the entire planet.
Moving day is August first. I'll be throwing my stuff into storage and moving in with a very special lady until September, when I am moving...
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Still need help moving. Or boxes. or storage space.

I might be moving across the country very shortly. We will have to see, but it's a very large possibility.

I am so freaking scared...
xoxo
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People tell me I'm funny, but I think it's only 'cause they wanna see me naked.

Perverts.


xoxo
love lucy

Hello lovelies.
One of my favorite new bands, Anoxia Complex, is finally getting some radio play in my hometown station. I want to hear these guys play some more, so if you could click the link and listen to "Gearing Down" and then go to FM 96 and request Andrea Dunn to play it. Your Lucy commands you! Go forth and do as I...
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Does anyone know a good way to rescue a bird from a fireplace? There's one caught in my fireplace, and I don't have any gloves. I don't know if it's hurt, but from the sounds of it, it's pretty hoppin' mad.
I don't have any gloves or any fabric I can wrap around my hand, and I don't want to get scratched or bit in...
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I just shot the set that is gonna rule you all.
Fuck, yeah.
xoxo
love lucy