Slackersaurus
If procrastination were a paying job, I'd be rolling around in a pile of disgusting currency.
If procrastination were a paying job, I'd be rolling around in a pile of disgusting currency.
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ltrain:
Delete. Block. Banned. Denied. Holla.
theslant:
Cute plant.
I've wanted some kind of viney plant to have, but didn't want to deal with the.. well.. vines. I've tried a few bonsais, but they died pretty quickly. I need more forgiving plants.
I've wanted some kind of viney plant to have, but didn't want to deal with the.. well.. vines. I've tried a few bonsais, but they died pretty quickly. I need more forgiving plants.
If I'd known I was going to be this self-righteous, uppity, nitpicky tightwad that I am today, I might have done things differently back then.
LOL who am I kidding?
LOL who am I kidding?
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cheech:
You're a tightwad?
mistersatan:
Yeah, now I wanna fucking vomit.
I'm addicted to reading Overheard in the Office:
Coworker #1: She was such a bitch to me for no reason! I think I'm beginning to hate people.
Coworker #2: You used to like people before working here? That's so freakin' cute!
and
Woman on speaker system: I have a guy by the balls in the toy department that could use some assistance.
and my...
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cheech:
I hope nobody gets me by the balls in the toy aisle!
leroy_chihuahua:
*tailwags*
*licks*
*licks*
Yeah, you shook me all night long.
I have that stuck in my head. Just for measure, it's the Atom & His Package rendition rather than AC/DC.
Also, I think I must be the messiest person when it comes to trying to eat burritos. My desk would be covered in black beans and rice right now if it weren't for my paranoia making me carefully...
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I have that stuck in my head. Just for measure, it's the Atom & His Package rendition rather than AC/DC.
Also, I think I must be the messiest person when it comes to trying to eat burritos. My desk would be covered in black beans and rice right now if it weren't for my paranoia making me carefully...
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jerawyn:
Youre new pic is WAY cute! How was Nacho Libre?
antiprincess:
I kept meaning to congradulate you on the decrease in jean's size. Your compliment on my pic reminded me of that. 
Keep on keepin' on, sista! 
Burritos are the very bestest!!!! They've recently bypassed pizza in my #1 favorite food. When I lived in San Francisco, there was the very awesomest burrito place right behind my house. I am still diligently searching for burritos to rival those.
Keep on keepin' on, sista!
Burritos are the very bestest!!!! They've recently bypassed pizza in my #1 favorite food. When I lived in San Francisco, there was the very awesomest burrito place right behind my house. I am still diligently searching for burritos to rival those.
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obd:
that's on my list to watch, right after the world domino championship ... 
janet:
I love the hoola hoop pic! The Rock Paper Scissors championship thing is insanely lame! I saw the add last night and couldn't believe what I was seeing 
I wonder what prize the winner gets?
I wonder what prize the winner gets?I've dropped a size in jeans. Sweet. That fact was realized earlier this week, but I've been trying to shut up about it to avoid jinxing myself.
Still a long way to go.
Still a long way to go.
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jj_r0x0rz:
you dropped a size...I gained a size and didn't know it because i never wear jeans and tried to wear some yesterday 
jj_r0x0rz:
I'm gonna be really poor though....
maybe not eating in scotland for a month will make me go down a jeans size hahaaha
maybe not eating in scotland for a month will make me go down a jeans size hahaaha
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cheech:
YEOW
roxy:
I know, I almost hope my knee is still doing badly so I can go!! It's possible that even if I can work I'll skip it. I miss you guys!
I know, I almost hope my knee is still doing badly so I can go!! It's possible that even if I can work I'll skip it. I miss you guys!
and then there were two!
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theslant:
I'm what now? Did I do something wrong or creepy?
theslant:
I totally need to see that episode. your paraphrasing alone made that scene pretty hilarious.
I usually don't spend more than $30 on shoes, but I just purchased a pair for $51.95 ($44 plus $7.95 shipping).
At least I'll be wearing these every day. The ones I currently wear all the time are falling apart and need to be thrown away.
What's the most you've ever spent on shoes?
At least I'll be wearing these every day. The ones I currently wear all the time are falling apart and need to be thrown away.
What's the most you've ever spent on shoes?
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datsun:
I've spent nearly $300. but I'm a waitress working two jobs, and often have to be on my feet for 12-15 hours at a time. I needed shoes that were good for my feeties. oh, and the insoles were $80.
becca_____:
Okay, I was wrong, you totally win. That sounds amazing. Next time I come down there I'll make her take me to get one. Hell, I may come down just for that.
What kind of shoes are they? You should post a picture!
What kind of shoes are they? You should post a picture!
I want some Thai food.
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becca_____:
Ohhhh that makes more sense. I have no memory of most of prom night. I hope I wasn't too obnoxious when I saw you. 
becca_____:
That's amazing. What was funny for me was that after sleeping for 11 hours, I was only awake for 12 before I went back to bed the next night. I think all days should be evenly divided between sleep and wake. I might not get much done, but I'll probably be a lot happier.
I'm not a doormat.
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eugene:
Hey doormat! I miss you too. You'll always have a pad to crash at in Russian Hill whenever you want. I'm thinking about making it down there in a month or so.... sooo maby I'll see you soon. 
ltrain:
You're not a doormat but you're old like my journal.
Duck man ... bwaahaha
If procrastination were a paying job I think most of the people on SG would be rich.