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sinope:
Holy cow ..... I just listened to that in my car for the first time in like years!
the_new_scum:
Well hindsight is 20/20 isnt it. I'm sure there's plenty of shitty service providers you wish you'd never used tongue
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super:
You're right.
sky:
i know, i'm always telling people things, i'm rubbish at keeping my own secrets (just so you know though, i'm pretty good at keeping other peopleswink).
but, make you feel guilty about what? i would never try and make you feel guilty! unless just for fun, and fun is usually mean.

ps. that +1 was quite sweet blush

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i am not big headed though!

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Friendships are a tricky little cunt. Like any relationship (cause that's what they are in the end), it's delicate and has a perceived lifespan.
The biggest mistake you can make with a relationship is to assume that it will always be fun. Like most things in life the appreciation for something good only comes when you get to see the ugly side once in a...
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mat8drb:
Cheers for your advice this morning, much appreciated.

You make a lot of excellent points, and that's a good way to live. Noted.

Also, there's no way you can eat 12 without getting Causy style shakes from it. wink biggrin
causy:
Makes perfect sense.
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basil123:
Well it worked for the anatomy dummy in the advert!
annalee:
That is a sorry tale indeed! Why can't you go? I doubt I can leave the house for the next three weeks anyway - 10,000 words of essays to write. FUCK!!!!
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deleteddelete:
You fancy me.
dinos:
Bill Hicks was, and still is via his documented works, The Man!
Thanks for the great quote mister!!

I bet he is looking down from up above and laughing his head off! wink
Every time someone in marketing is walking down a street, and their dull grey suited body trips over into a muddy puddle... that's Bill Hicks amusing himself biggrin

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By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.

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I'm absolutely knackered but I'm pleased to report that I am super awesome at the wii. 6 straight first round knock outs on boxing and 201 on bowling on my second try.

Come ahead nerd fuckers.Come ahead small naked girl. You best be bringing it.

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I'll keep my golf score quiet though. Seems my bad habits carry over to my virtual...
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sky:
not exactly a double post. just me being completely retarded.
johnnyforeigner:
It's really no problem dude, I knew you had pretty much a full house as it was smile
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coldandwet:
Wanna be best friends?

If it convinces a miserable cynical old fucker like you that its good I'm getting one too.

I am a little concerned that you may end up believing your actually so good at the sports game that you should have turned pro - leading to a zany adventure where you convince a major sports team to let you try out; ultimately leading to your humiliation.

Maybe when I said concerned I meant hopeful tongue
the_new_scum:
Huuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr its not as good as the 360 though and you're not as good as me coz i am l33t you stoopid ass n00b!

Christ that made my stomach churn typing like that. Enjoy your Wii smile
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I just woke up and can't get back to sleep, so I'm doing one of these shite things.


1. How old will you be in five years?
35

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Some cunt called the question.

3. How tall are you?
5,10

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Seeing friends...
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munch:
with regards to that scene in Crank...you would though, wouldn't you? wink
thequestion:
You have a point or are you just ramberling due to lack of sleep?