this is the saddest conversation i've ever had in my life:
mom: well, donna's young like you, she still thinks things will go her way. she hasn't been beaten into submission by the man yet.
me: yet?
mom: yes yet. you don't think i started out like this, do you? you just can't beat the man.
me: says you. beat the man or die trying....
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mom: well, donna's young like you, she still thinks things will go her way. she hasn't been beaten into submission by the man yet.
me: yet?
mom: yes yet. you don't think i started out like this, do you? you just can't beat the man.
me: says you. beat the man or die trying....
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when i was a kid, we had this thing called the invention convention every year, and it was totally my favorite part of the year. so each year i would out do myself trying to come up with the next as seen on tv product.
one year i made it to the school finals, but some kid that made a musical toilet seat that played,...
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one year i made it to the school finals, but some kid that made a musical toilet seat that played,...
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october:
i think i've seen magnetic scrabble actually. i'd buy the seaweed thingys - i hate seaweed touching me when i'm in the sea. i think it's an eel and panick 
at my school we had to invent a device allowing people to get an even tan while subbathing. everyone took it very seriously. my design was a giant tortoise which followed a piece of lettuce around in a circle. you were surposed to sit on it's back. i was a strange child.
at my school we had to invent a device allowing people to get an even tan while subbathing. everyone took it very seriously. my design was a giant tortoise which followed a piece of lettuce around in a circle. you were surposed to sit on it's back. i was a strange child.
edenkitty:
I love turtles! I had a pet one as a kid. He got lost one day. Then i found him 3 years later, turns out this mean kid I knew had pushed him out of a window. poor turtle. so I took what was left of him, skeletal, put him in a box and carried him around. I think that may have been why no one wanted to play with me.
Funny though, I glossed over it for years and only remembered recently when my husband asked why we couldn't have turtles.
Funny though, I glossed over it for years and only remembered recently when my husband asked why we couldn't have turtles.
HOLY CRAP! almost one week until election day!!! dun dun dunnn! who's excited, fuckers!? ME! probably the rest of america too, but i'm starting to think they're tired of it. oh well. i could fucking live on this shit for years. mmm, the smell of an election. fucking love love love it. although, i also thrive in chaos, so.. yeah, maybe that's it.
anyhoo, DON'T...
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anyhoo, DON'T...
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jimmypheenom:
Happy Halloween!!!
dylanisdead:
Hahaha, that game you sent me cracked me right up and totally made my day. Thanks Dear! 
Also, is it alright if i add you to my aim?
Also, is it alright if i add you to my aim?
it's been a shitty week so far.
it's only fucking tuesday.
this sucks.
it's only fucking tuesday.
this sucks.
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tear_garden:
Have things improved at all?
New week..
Wish you a happy and prosperous one!
New week..
Wish you a happy and prosperous one!
littlequeenie:
I hope this week goes better.
I feel the same about people not understanding me. I say "fuck 'em" I'm not here to be their friend
I feel the same about people not understanding me. I say "fuck 'em" I'm not here to be their friend
we broke up. we're still going to be friends. i think. i don't know. it's up to him, because i think he's still really awesome, and i still see all those things that made me like him initially even before we were a couple. so, i guess it's up to him because, i really still want him to be in my life. i just hope...
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jimmypheenom:
Wow, im sorry. I hope you feel better soon!!! You've given me some, ahem, good advice in the past and i wish there was somethin' i could say, but i suck. I haven't been able to maintain any good relationships with ex-gf's, they were all pretty "tossed" in the mind department. apparently that's a pre-rec for dating me, you have to be psychotic.
I truly do hope you fell better,
JtotheP
I truly do hope you fell better,
JtotheP
vani77agori77a:
Awwwwww. I hope you feel better 
Tito, get me some tissue.
You need to draw a picture to feel better... 
Tito, get me some tissue.
You need to draw a picture to feel better... 
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lucyfur666:
thank you ! I had fun... have fun too this weekend !!!
memorandom:
yeah, it was pretty bizarre to have an ambiguously gay Biff in our version of Death of A Salesman. The fact that when he delivered the line 'what a simonizing job' it sounded like some kinda euphemism, says it all. . .
hmm. and i have to wonder about all these hurricanes. not least of all that someone, somewhere, gets paid to sit and give these fucking things NAMES.
i dunno. . .
hmm. and i have to wonder about all these hurricanes. not least of all that someone, somewhere, gets paid to sit and give these fucking things NAMES.
i dunno. . .
jewcy:
LOLZ1!!1!1KTHNXBI!1!1!BBQ1!!
yaay! i'm alive!
more of an update later. it's sleepy time.
ps: thank you all for kicking so much freakin' ass
edit: my arm won't stop bleeding. i don't think this is good. maybe it's because i'm a total dunce and haven't been laying down all day like i was supposed to?
GROSS.
good night.
more of an update later. it's sleepy time.
ps: thank you all for kicking so much freakin' ass
edit: my arm won't stop bleeding. i don't think this is good.
maybe it's because i'm a total dunce and haven't been laying down all day like i was supposed to?
GROSS.
good night.
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anissa:
I mean YAY!!!!!!!
Teeheee.
[Edited on Sep 08, 2004 12:19PM]
Teeheee.
[Edited on Sep 08, 2004 12:19PM]
love:
yikes girl! I hope everything is well with you. And yes, guys in pinstriped suits=hot!!
And yes, guys in pinstriped suits=hot!!
ok, i'm having surgery in 11 days. this is totally tits.
i was in this car accident last year (picture to follow), and my arm broke (another picture to follow). so yeah, now the doctor is going to take the metal out because it'll weaken my bone if he doesn't or something. i don't know, he reminded me of a pirate, so i tend to...
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i was in this car accident last year (picture to follow), and my arm broke (another picture to follow). so yeah, now the doctor is going to take the metal out because it'll weaken my bone if he doesn't or something. i don't know, he reminded me of a pirate, so i tend to...
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il_brutto:
Haven't talked to you in a while. Thought you were mad at me for dissing Gummo. For the record I did like the movie. Yeah, The Simpsons ain't what they used to be.
Yeah, The Simpsons ain't what they used to be.
ryanthestormout:
I call my penis a "Chocolate Sharpei"
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voiddragon:
that's what the joke meant.
Damn you went to in the hurricane. that sucks
Damn you went to in the hurricane. that sucks
love:
thank you. you have the Gummo pic! I think I love you! 
p.s. BEST drawing of charley, ever!!!!!!
p.p.s. oh my goodness, I just noticed you put me in your favs, thanks!
p.s. BEST drawing of charley, ever!!!!!!
p.p.s. oh my goodness, I just noticed you put me in your favs, thanks!
BRRRRRROOOO.
awesome. had sushi tonight with carinna, ari, and chris. our total was fucking 82 dollars! that's crazy!
following sushi extreme boredom followed.
followed by a trip to wendy's to see the amazing ms. karyn.
she hyped me up on sugar shots, which is basically 3 parts sugar to 1 part iced tea.
after the sugar shots, there were two cups of coffee with upwards...
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awesome. had sushi tonight with carinna, ari, and chris. our total was fucking 82 dollars! that's crazy!
following sushi extreme boredom followed.
followed by a trip to wendy's to see the amazing ms. karyn.
she hyped me up on sugar shots, which is basically 3 parts sugar to 1 part iced tea.
after the sugar shots, there were two cups of coffee with upwards...
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dialysis:
Thanks I need it. I came up $150 short to file my motion. I try again tomorrow.
Have a good afternoon.
Have a good afternoon.
vani77agori77a:
where art thou jewcy - don't you go dyin on me 
EXTREME FRISBEE.
sport of the future. tell all your friends.
Bubba Ho-tep stole my idea about a movie based on two crazy people from a retirement home. i'm pretty irritated but i haven't seen it [that's going to change tonight] and i've heard it sucks, so i'm hopeful.
i seriously need someone to bankroll my retarded ideas before someone else has the same retarded ideas....
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sport of the future. tell all your friends.
Bubba Ho-tep stole my idea about a movie based on two crazy people from a retirement home. i'm pretty irritated but i haven't seen it [that's going to change tonight] and i've heard it sucks, so i'm hopeful.
i seriously need someone to bankroll my retarded ideas before someone else has the same retarded ideas....
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jasond:
Thanks for the condolences, I really did appreciate them.
Oh and i enjoyed Bubba Ho Tep. Go figure.
Oh and i enjoyed Bubba Ho Tep. Go figure.
fractured:
No, I wasn't serious - just quoting "Say Anything." Although it was Satriani playing when he did it, not Bon Jovi.
"Extreme" has been laying in a coma on the floor since '01. "Extreme" or "Xtreme" anything doesn't have a chance to make it outside of a Mountain Dew commercial or the people who pretend to be in one. Besides, ultimate beats extreme and Ultimate Frisbee is so '98, too. Ergo, Extreme Frisbee has no chance.
Now go back to playing with your "Extreme" hacky sack.
"Extreme" has been laying in a coma on the floor since '01. "Extreme" or "Xtreme" anything doesn't have a chance to make it outside of a Mountain Dew commercial or the people who pretend to be in one. Besides, ultimate beats extreme and Ultimate Frisbee is so '98, too. Ergo, Extreme Frisbee has no chance.
Now go back to playing with your "Extreme" hacky sack.
Alrighty: 3 answers to 3 questions
1. Casseroles mostly suck but you mix hash in with your greens so it's
2.
3. pit hair: empowered trucker dykes who may one day take over the world so I'm shuttin up
My mother's had her cheek squashed to the pavement her entire life. At least your mom knows a boot when she sees one.
I'm no stepping stone!
Peace
C.