From today's "Word of the Day":
backronym (BAK-ro-nim) noun
A word re-interpreted as an acronym.
[Compound of back + acronym.]
In a backronym, an expansion is invented to treat an existing word as an acronym. An example is the PERL programming language whose name is now explained as an acronym of Practical Extraction and Report Language.
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backronym (BAK-ro-nim) noun
A word re-interpreted as an acronym.
[Compound of back + acronym.]
In a backronym, an expansion is invented to treat an existing word as an acronym. An example is the PERL programming language whose name is now explained as an acronym of Practical Extraction and Report Language.
When naming, sometimes a suitable name is chosen and...
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betsyjane:
Oh boy! It's me! And our famous eggies.
I also wanted to let you know that the vaudeville show was really great. I was very impressed by the line-up!
I also wanted to let you know that the vaudeville show was really great. I was very impressed by the line-up!
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artrob:
may be going to Greenwich for an appointment next week...any shows on the horizon???
sorry for my absence, and the fact that i havn't made it to NY this summer...
sorry for my absence, and the fact that i havn't made it to NY this summer...
jenisfamous:
Next week is just the spelling bee on Sept. 19, and then I'm heading out of town to have my eggs out.
You can find my ongoing show schedule in the sidebar (scroll down a bit, on the right) of my blog.
j
You can find my ongoing show schedule in the sidebar (scroll down a bit, on the right) of my blog.
j
When you're already irritated, it's really irritating for someone to tell you why you're irritated.
The egg donation people called and told me to call this clinic, but the clinic didn't receive the records that were faxed in and then I had to call the egg donation people back and wait on hold, and then they asked me to spell my last name, which further...
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The egg donation people called and told me to call this clinic, but the clinic didn't receive the records that were faxed in and then I had to call the egg donation people back and wait on hold, and then they asked me to spell my last name, which further...
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jenisfamous:
Orgasms make girls sleepy, too.
cobaltdesign:
Welcome to the world of a man, now you know whty we are always sexually charged., Hey when are you going to visit your family. Bad daughter!!! 
You know how sometimes you come up with really messed-up ideas in your dreams?
This morning I woke up thinking wouldn't it be cool if there were an amihotornot.com for credit card offers?
Like, the site would pop up an offer for a card with a 27% APR, and you'd click "not hot!" And then you'd get one for the 700 Club-Sponsored Jesus Mastercard, and...
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This morning I woke up thinking wouldn't it be cool if there were an amihotornot.com for credit card offers?
Like, the site would pop up an offer for a card with a 27% APR, and you'd click "not hot!" And then you'd get one for the 700 Club-Sponsored Jesus Mastercard, and...
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akalucifer:
Sounds great!
PS are you on hotornot? Just curious...
Maybe we could do a hotornot for government?
PS are you on hotornot? Just curious...
Maybe we could do a hotornot for government?
tonight, bring your taxidermy projects and used-battery sculptures to...
Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, September 12
Pete's Candy Store in Williamsburg
7:30pm
FREE
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top young comedians with old-fashioned Show & Tell, just like back in grade school. Everyone, bring a silly item for show & tell!
Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in...
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Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, September 12
Pete's Candy Store in Williamsburg
7:30pm
FREE
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top young comedians with old-fashioned Show & Tell, just like back in grade school. Everyone, bring a silly item for show & tell!
Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in...
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Bring your old Boy Scout badges and your brand-new buttplugs to....
"Comedy Show & Tell" at Pete's Candy Store
TONIGHT, Monday, August 29
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St. in Williamsburg
www.petescandystore.com
7:30-8:30pm
FREE
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top young comedians with old-fashioned Show & Tell, just like back in grade school. Bring a favorite item with you to this free show...
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"Comedy Show & Tell" at Pete's Candy Store
TONIGHT, Monday, August 29
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St. in Williamsburg
www.petescandystore.com
7:30-8:30pm
FREE
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top young comedians with old-fashioned Show & Tell, just like back in grade school. Bring a favorite item with you to this free show...
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petbot:
I got my shirt - you are my hero of pinkness and wit!
petbot:
Damn double posts!
[Edited on Sep 07, 2005 11:26AM]
[Edited on Sep 07, 2005 11:26AM]
barekroell:
yep... never underestimate the power of a morning boner! it can kill... 
I have seen the video of the man being fucked to death by a horse (here's an article, sans video).
I need to scrub my eyes.
It's a VIDEO. Of a man being fucked in the ass. By a horse. ON PURPOSE. With some other guy helping.
The whole thing is like one minute long. Horses are fast about it, I guess. Some guy...
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I need to scrub my eyes.
It's a VIDEO. Of a man being fucked in the ass. By a horse. ON PURPOSE. With some other guy helping.
The whole thing is like one minute long. Horses are fast about it, I guess. Some guy...
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valcapone:
Jen, I'm glad you're famous. But I fear this horse video of which you speak. This is exactly why bestiality is a bad idea. Forget animal exploitation; getting killed by a horse-fucking is not what you want in your obituary.
othello:
ROTFL!!!!!!!
Dear god, I Can't stop laughing. I didn't see the video, but knowing someone got fucked to death by a horse is funny. Even funnier that it happened on purpose...
Dear god, I Can't stop laughing. I didn't see the video, but knowing someone got fucked to death by a horse is funny. Even funnier that it happened on purpose...
last night's show....
hmmn...
My bit about the Campaign for Real Beauty went well tonight. (Sure, they're "real women" -- but they're hawking cellulite cream! It would be like if we ran a campaign of homeless people smiling and called it the Campaign for Real Teeth ... but in the corner, there was a logo for Crest whitestrips. The message is "love yourself ... just...
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hmmn...
My bit about the Campaign for Real Beauty went well tonight. (Sure, they're "real women" -- but they're hawking cellulite cream! It would be like if we ran a campaign of homeless people smiling and called it the Campaign for Real Teeth ... but in the corner, there was a logo for Crest whitestrips. The message is "love yourself ... just...
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skryche:
I totally agree with you on the Dove campaign!