Abstinence-education website getthetruth.net has posted a list of 99 things you can do with your special someone instead of having sex. My comments are happy-faced.
Here's 99 things to do for/with your special someone:
Make a special tape of love songs.
Make a crazy movie with dancing and singing.
Like the ones you pay $20 to make when you're at third-rate amusement parks? Do you...
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Here's 99 things to do for/with your special someone:
Make a special tape of love songs.
Make a crazy movie with dancing and singing.
Like the ones you pay $20 to make when you're at third-rate amusement parks? Do you... Read More
I read a couple of egg donor blogs today.
Apparently, the UK prohibits egg donors from being paid, and then some infertile couple ends up in the paper just pleading for an egg donor to help them out -- as though other people's eggs are necessary in the way that a donor kidney might be.
Of course, I take a bit of a libertarian view...
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Apparently, the UK prohibits egg donors from being paid, and then some infertile couple ends up in the paper just pleading for an egg donor to help them out -- as though other people's eggs are necessary in the way that a donor kidney might be.
Of course, I take a bit of a libertarian view...
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thelibra:
I just have no desire to give up my potential children for someone else's use. Who's to say they'll be good parents? When all is said and done that kid would still be my flesh and blood.
jenisfamous:
All the agencies pay $8,000, if you look at ads in the Voice. Private market goes somewhat higher, but not THAT much.
The way I look at the issue of giving up my "potential children" -- those people are going to have kids with or without me, so they might as well use my genes, because my genes are awesome. Any klids that result are in addition to, not instead of, my own kids, so in the end, I've spread my seed more, which is kind of the point of Darwinism, etc.
The way I look at the issue of giving up my "potential children" -- those people are going to have kids with or without me, so they might as well use my genes, because my genes are awesome. Any klids that result are in addition to, not instead of, my own kids, so in the end, I've spread my seed more, which is kind of the point of Darwinism, etc.
Meow.
remote stalking instructions!
Hear me on "The Stress Factor" on www.meekerbroadcasting.com Saturday 3am-6am and again from 11am-2pm!
See me on Good Morning America this Sunday at 8am in New York or whatever-am, your local time!
See more of me at www.nakedpicturesofjendziura.com
Hear me on "The Stress Factor" on www.meekerbroadcasting.com Saturday 3am-6am and again from 11am-2pm!
See me on Good Morning America this Sunday at 8am in New York or whatever-am, your local time!
See more of me at www.nakedpicturesofjendziura.com
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nycbike:
Damn! You've exceeded your bandwidth! Too many people want to see you naked!
BTW, where are they selling pigeons? I want to buy one.
BTW, where are they selling pigeons? I want to buy one.
jenisfamous:
Pigeons! Pet store at 116th and 1st.
I just did a radio interview! I just now got off the phone with Lou Ruggieri, host of "The Stress Factor", recorded live at Montclair State University (pictured). We had a fantastic interview in which I told some jokes, invited everyone to my December 6th (my birthday!) Jenisfamous Spectacular at CB's Gallery, discussed SarcasticSex.com in somewhat euphemistic terms, referring listeners to the site to find...
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akalucifer:
Can't wait to hear it!
So did you hear from anyone who has used it yet?
So did you hear from anyone who has used it yet?
jenisfamous:
Oh dear gosh no. I like the keep SarcasticSex.com, well ... sarcastic. Not gruesome.
Tonight! The Jenny Vaudeville Show!
Wednesday, Nov. 9, 10pm
FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St.
Musical comedy, ventriloquism, magic, dancing unicorns! Audience members can win prizes in trivia and literary contests! Emceed by comedienne Jenisfamous.com, this month featuring glass-eater A.V. Phibes (pictured), banjo player Curtis Eller, Onion writer Sam Means reading his rejected headlines, and medieval Jewish rapper Soce the Elemental Wizard.
Directions to...
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Wednesday, Nov. 9, 10pm
FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St.
Musical comedy, ventriloquism, magic, dancing unicorns! Audience members can win prizes in trivia and literary contests! Emceed by comedienne Jenisfamous.com, this month featuring glass-eater A.V. Phibes (pictured), banjo player Curtis Eller, Onion writer Sam Means reading his rejected headlines, and medieval Jewish rapper Soce the Elemental Wizard.
Directions to...
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petbot:
Dancing UNICORNS!!!!! Fuck I hate working till 10!!!
vegemite:
I have got to get to one of these... Keep us posted on weekend shows!
TONIGHT'S SHOW...
Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, Nov. 7, 7:30pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., petescandystore.com
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top underground comedians with old-fashioned show and tell. To participate in show and tell, just bring a silly object to share. (Or, just show up and watch!)
Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in Brooklyn,...
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Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, Nov. 7, 7:30pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., petescandystore.com
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top underground comedians with old-fashioned show and tell. To participate in show and tell, just bring a silly object to share. (Or, just show up and watch!)
Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in Brooklyn,...
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maxwild:
haha. comedy show & tell. that's awesome.
I both hate and love myself. My cat is blogging.
thelibra:
wow. my dog has issues typing...but if she didn't...i'm sure she'd write a fascinating blog about taking naps, throwing shoes and chasing the mailman.
spaztikfantaztik:
I've got the passwords locked up. If my cats were to ever start blogging... *shudders*
nadzofsteel:
Dude! Had you caught me one day earlier, you would have been invited to the muy sexy Scorpio's Ball party!
Thanks for stopping by.
Thanks for stopping by.
Dude, all the entries in the $50 photo contest have been pretty bland. Anyone wanna take a shot? Here's the link:
Win $50 with a photo of yourself reading Jenisfamous
Win $50 with a photo of yourself reading Jenisfamous
NEXT SHOW...
Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, Nov. 7, 7:30pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., petescandystore.com
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top underground comedians with old-fashioned show and tell. To participate in show and tell, just bring a silly object to share. (Or, just show up and watch!)
Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in Brooklyn,...
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Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, Nov. 7, 7:30pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., petescandystore.com
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top underground comedians with old-fashioned show and tell. To participate in show and tell, just bring a silly object to share. (Or, just show up and watch!)
Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in Brooklyn,...
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barekroell:
eh, thanks for the reply - it was worth trying.
...and I really thought you were an expert!!! just how silly can one be, eh?!?!?!
ps: please do not answer that question - it's of purely rhetorical nature.
...and I really thought you were an expert!!! just how silly can one be, eh?!?!?!
ps: please do not answer that question - it's of purely rhetorical nature.
Y~!
But I might do the watermelon seed-spitting contest as foreplay. That's the move, right there.