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IN WITH THE NEW

It is time for me to move on to a new journal entry, but I haven't come up with it yet. At least this fulfills the move on part.

Meanwhile, look at the previous entries, if you haven't already, to learn about sporks and porks. -j
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clover:
yep yep
clover:
writing journals is such a bitch at times
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SPORK NEWS: 2005

Later than I had hoped, I am now delivering you the latest in Spork News for the year 2005.

BUT FIRST - A couple of sporkservations.

* I may have made a mortal enemy of a sysadmin today, but I want to kill him.
* If you are going to play your sporking electric cello on sporking Open Mic Night - play...
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xip:
Being brilliant and foolish is 1) American, 2) youthful, C) stylish, and D) TOTALLY COPYING ME. In any way I completely support brilliant and foolish things. I want to get that tattoo of the virgin mary on my back, right? Did I think about what my Christian conservative republican parents would have to say about that, NO. Did I think about how my boyfriend with religious background will think about that when he's doing me doggie-style, NO. Did I think about how much it'll cost to have it removed a decade from now when I'm more mature and ashamed, NO.

Viva la ignorance!
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kay:
*laughter* Indeed.

~cheers
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HOG NEWS

I have decided to devote today's journal to the latest in hog news. I hope you find this update on the world of swine to be informative, useful, and entertaining.

HOGZILLA CONFIRMED REAL BY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

The Associated Press - ALAPAHA, Ga. - Residents here gathered around television sets Sunday night for the airing of National Geographic's documentary on Hogzilla, the tusked, south...
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noir:
I don't really have a problem with who I am. I just thought I had to try to play a game so that I could get what I wanted -- a means to an end. Turns out I picked the wrong game. I would have done better in this case if I had just been myself.
xip:
I can just see myself waiting until a week before my birthday (which would be August 1st, 7 days before my birthday) and staying up all day and night trying to finish 40,000 words of a novel I had never brainstormed before.

But I am putting in the motions self-published a script I wrote, and getting a friend of mine, talented artist, to do the illustrations... so I mean.. yeah, hey.. it's somethin.
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DAD GOES NUTS WITH SWORD, STUFFS KID'S BUTT WITH ...

I know this isn't actually funny, but you have to admit that when South Africans go loopy on their kids, they don't do it halfway.

I think 'muti' in this context means 'herbal medicine'.

Eeeeeee. eeek

ETOOMUCHSG

I managed to fidget away about 30 percent of my working hours today. Hrm.

Time to go to...
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helly:
i dont look like that chick..... at all, she has a pointy nose and that profile pic doesnt really look like how i look all the time .
xip:
I heard about an African baby dying as a result of contracting herpes from one of their birth rituals, where the father of the child is to suck the blood from the shorn foreskin? But forgot to mention he was having a cold sore outbreak, and infected the child?

Some areas of the world REALLY, REALLY need education. And I don't see how "fixing" other countries' governments is our (America's) business but their educational detriment is not.
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THE LATEST IN POO NEWS

I was up way too late when I added this "custom" section to my Google news.

http://news.google.com/?q=diarrhea+OR+constipation+OR+flatulence+OR+bowels+OR+rectum+OR+anus+OR+fecal&ie=UTF-8

You may think this is childish, but without this section I would have missed out on
Fecal Matter Found in Vice Mayor's Mail.

I know my shit.

PEOPLE FORMERLY IN MY LIFE UPDATE

Google tells me that ex-wife is teaching computer science...
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flux:
You're comment stalking me, aren't you?
xip:
If we are all one and the same, then I AM a game of Qix.
xip
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juicebox:
nice job. That's a fucking nightmare. Ever color correct crossed processed C41 to normal?

[Edited on Mar 17, 2005 5:51PM]
xip:
I could never work there. Why? Because I'd put acid in my coffee and try to fly out the windows.
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NEXT SEASON ON '24'

Keifer Sutherland is assigned to protect the President's daughter from a Syrian stalker, but as he watches her through a spotting scope, he falls for her, and in less than 18 hours woos her with phone calls, surprise gifts of flowers, waves from the crowd, and unannounced bedroom visits. She marries him as he spirits her off to Trinidad

She Will...
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hellocentral:



hellocentral:
have i shown you my FK website?
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MORE RANDOM ITEMS

If you have perfect pitch and start to play a piano that is a half tone out of tune, all hell breaks loose.

Now showing at the Rialto:

The Oracle, the listener, its client, and Perl's DBD:: Oracle module.

Amusing SG sidenote

DBD:shockedracle <-- Look what happens when I spell that "D - B - D - colon - colon -...
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tmronin:
heh

Trashlight Vision - the band

i STILL prefer flash to not shooting with flash. just shot danzig. what a trainwreck with lighting.

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thistle:
meredith vieira = charf.

van damme = crack addicted hot pants.

stick wars = hilarious

stop me, i can't stop putting in the equals. the internet has destroyed my ability to communicate non-visually.
thistle:
pantyhose with no underwear is a great way to get a yeast infection. so look out.
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How's the aurora doing? Mostly it depends on the solar weather.

But you don't live in interior Alaska? Check out the live Aurora Camera at Poker Flats Research Range, north of Fairbanks, AK.
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hellocentral:
i wanna see your aurora pictures.
thistle:
dude, one time i watched "that thing you do" like three times IN A ROW. i hate that movie. i have such an addiction to shitty movies.

alaska is cool.
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I find it surreal that it is easier to write functionality in *cough* ECMAScript *cough* (JavaScript) than *cough* Java servlets. Oh well. I had hoped I'd never have to do much of either. Maybe that will remain true.
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Math Fact of the Day: The number of reasons to despise PHP increases monotonically over time.
clover:
true..no matter how much you learn beforehand..you are still a forgeiner to them