I've been lying in bed thinking about clothes and boys, and boys' clothes after reading GQ and falling desperately in lust with almost every editorial model, at least three cashmere jumpers, and one pair of hand made boots. I find men's clothes so extraordinarily appealing, which I guess is the point.
I love well dressed men! I don't mean the style or type of clothing...
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I love well dressed men! I don't mean the style or type of clothing...
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Fourth Rate Ode to a First Rate Wit
A courtship begun in clever conversation,
With luscious allusion and literary lubrication,
Leading us to the bedroom in prose,
So I can quip away your clothes.
Smouldering syntax,
Lingering lyrics,
Voluptuous vowels,
Bon mots and badinage my bondage.
Circumlocute, refute,
Shoot rhyming couplets of pulsing prose,
And Ill show you my metaphor.
Thrust your repartee against my...
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A courtship begun in clever conversation,
With luscious allusion and literary lubrication,
Leading us to the bedroom in prose,
So I can quip away your clothes.
Smouldering syntax,
Lingering lyrics,
Voluptuous vowels,
Bon mots and badinage my bondage.
Circumlocute, refute,
Shoot rhyming couplets of pulsing prose,
And Ill show you my metaphor.
Thrust your repartee against my...
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morgannahh:
You are a beautiful girl....you should show the world. I'd be more than happy to take pics for you 
Hope your weekend is going well missy....i went out with a boy last night but...no action incurred....
Hope your weekend is going well missy....i went out with a boy last night but...no action incurred....
missshell:
oh darlin' trust me..
90% of my posts are dirty, cunt like and smutty.
just lately i/ve been a lil down..
oh and i already know exactly what my next post is gonna be...i just hope it pleases as did my current
90% of my posts are dirty, cunt like and smutty.
just lately i/ve been a lil down..
oh and i already know exactly what my next post is gonna be...i just hope it pleases as did my current
I know at least one of you is going to tick me off for writing what will soon be a self indugently depressed journal entry, but you can just fuck off and look at all the naked women until I write something more scintillating, so there (boo hiss).
Tonight I ran into a boy I went to school with, (in fact when we were 10...
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Tonight I ran into a boy I went to school with, (in fact when we were 10...
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mattscope:
Nicole Kidman is over-rated... now if you said Cate Blanchett, that would be a different story. No I'm joking... you've been reading too many of those fashion mags... Your feeling down... I say use it... write
platypuz:
Ok..i have ogled the ladies..now *Wiggles Finger*..consider yourself ticked ..you are an Angel ..nicole who ??
Went to Townie with brothers and ridiculously good looking flat mate. Am sure brothers, and the two Americans who followed us home want to fuck ridiculously good looking flat mate. Have left them downstairs in lounge room to fight it out while I make drunk post and collapse in bed. Typing while inebriated is more challenging than I had anticipated.
Promise literature later.
(Think both...
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Promise literature later.
(Think both...
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thefuckoffkid:
The meerkats stay!
You should check the friends threads. Updated a few hours ago, just FYI.
You should check the friends threads. Updated a few hours ago, just FYI.
morgannahh:
oohh i love it when you use feisty words missy 
...hope all is good for you lady and the birthday was a cool one...take care and will organise a night soon...
...hope all is good for you lady and the birthday was a cool one...take care and will organise a night soon... Meeting O Again
The way he stood was familiar.
With his arm up, his hand resting on the back of his head, elbow out wide. Id seen him make that gesture before, on the day we met. I was leaving and had turned at someone elses goodbye, to see him watching me, puzzled, arm up, elbow wide.
I wonder if my own gestures are so...
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The way he stood was familiar.
With his arm up, his hand resting on the back of his head, elbow out wide. Id seen him make that gesture before, on the day we met. I was leaving and had turned at someone elses goodbye, to see him watching me, puzzled, arm up, elbow wide.
I wonder if my own gestures are so...
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morgannahh:
No action on the almost date....no matter...
You had any trouser action yet?
You had any trouser action yet?
jogu:
hey miss what you been up to?
narr just a scene in my bedroom heh
no more fiction?
narr just a scene in my bedroom heh
no more fiction?
In a strange turn of events I've actually been writing a little non-thesis, non-essay, non-legal but rather mildly fun, pointless fiction lately. Which I haven't done since... well since the last time someone made me.
After some judicious editing I will post some of it here in my journal, which is quite boldly confident behaviour for me. I think I haven't had time to become...
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After some judicious editing I will post some of it here in my journal, which is quite boldly confident behaviour for me. I think I haven't had time to become...
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jackinblack:
yes please my breath is bated und das ist nicht allgemein...
jogu:
thankyou
i know theres more i want to say but i just can't right now
i know theres more i want to say but i just can't right now
Ok so I've spent the evening with my sore knee wrapped in ice and balanced precariously atop a pile of pillows in an effort to reduce the grapefruit sized swelling down to something vaguely resembling my former knee.
Hobbled as I am I couldn't escape from the evilness that is "Extreme Makeovers" before I was completely entranced. God that show is so offensive but my...
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Hobbled as I am I couldn't escape from the evilness that is "Extreme Makeovers" before I was completely entranced. God that show is so offensive but my...
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jogu:
wOw 
if i had known u were talking about those kind of *games* i can win those
yeah its a no win sometimes when it comes to 'conversing via screen' cos i could i ask u... how r u doin? but people often take it as suggestive or a sort of come on in normal spoken conversation as in... how ar U doin so how do you be witty i dunno some people seem to have it down pat tho
[Edited on Feb 13, 2006 9:15PM]
if i had known u were talking about those kind of *games* i can win those
yeah its a no win sometimes when it comes to 'conversing via screen' cos i could i ask u... how r u doin? but people often take it as suggestive or a sort of come on in normal spoken conversation as in... how ar U doin so how do you be witty i dunno some people seem to have it down pat tho
[Edited on Feb 13, 2006 9:15PM]
platypuz:
Hello you,my what happened to your knee..you wernt refereeing the fighting possoms i hope..they can be nasty & sound frighting in the dead of night
and..yes i have done all you suggested & then some..im cured ..joy.
So are you coming to the ball,sounds like it will be quite the shin dig...anyway enough of my rambling,im of the watch The new inventers & Glass house..take care & talk to you soon
and..yes i have done all you suggested & then some..im cured ..joy.
So are you coming to the ball,sounds like it will be quite the shin dig...anyway enough of my rambling,im of the watch The new inventers & Glass house..take care & talk to you soon
I had a lovely time on Friday on the girls night out with morgannahh and Blacklamb. We went to the Hopetoun and saw morgannahh's friend's band, which was really good and full of eye candy.
I also saw an excellent band this evening. The Handsome Young Strangers, a Newtown 'bush band' who were lots of fun. Ironically enough considering their name the band is five...
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I also saw an excellent band this evening. The Handsome Young Strangers, a Newtown 'bush band' who were lots of fun. Ironically enough considering their name the band is five...
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francis:
ah i know the pub, haven't been for a long time tho..
they sound like i'd like em i reckon..
they sound like i'd like em i reckon..
mannequinsa:
Let's make love r babies next week friday at atlas studios ?
You have to cum
You have to cum
I had a lovely time on Friday on the girls night out with morgannahh and Blacklamb. We went to the Hopetoun and saw morgannahh's friend's band, which was really good and full of eye candy.
I also saw an excellent band this evening. The Handsome Young Strangers, a Newtown 'bush band' who were lots of fun. Ironically enough considering their name the band is five...
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I also saw an excellent band this evening. The Handsome Young Strangers, a Newtown 'bush band' who were lots of fun. Ironically enough considering their name the band is five...
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I'm stuck in Life's Waiting Room at the moment. Rows of chairs in regimental lines, industrial grade nylon carpet making my hair stand up with static electricity, a faded print of one of Monet's landscapes on the wall, and dog-eared issues of the Women's Weekly from the dying days of the 20th century.
Waiting for the results of: job applications, uni courses, allergy tests, giving...
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Waiting for the results of: job applications, uni courses, allergy tests, giving...
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steven:
Toast soldiers... with sprinkles! mmmmm
morgannahh:
Was lovely to see you friday night missy.... 
God, damn, bugger, bollocks, hell.
Despite the apparent Austen-ness of my name I am not easily, nor happily, reconciled with the spinsterish celibate character with which I have been cast.
So dearest Authour of this Divine Comedy, whom-so-ever you may be, could you please try a little less Bronte, and a little more Beardsley as you sketch out the plot for 2006?
(I confess I...
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Despite the apparent Austen-ness of my name I am not easily, nor happily, reconciled with the spinsterish celibate character with which I have been cast.
So dearest Authour of this Divine Comedy, whom-so-ever you may be, could you please try a little less Bronte, and a little more Beardsley as you sketch out the plot for 2006?
(I confess I...
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neurotica:
Miss Bikini Model 2005. Oh, the bilious ignominy. I used to live with a particularly inane, coke-afflicted Ralph girl - complete dullard, thank Christ; if she had had a platitudinous IQ on top of those tits, I would have been all the more appalled - who seemed to enjoy mocking my short pallid, lack of photogenic prowess by sauntering around the place, clad in little but a transparent v-string. I'm surprised you slept at all - I needed the parents' auspicious labradoodle's body weight in soporifics just to relax enough to eye off my brothers' sinister tableau of plasticized harem-girls without lapsing into complete hysteria.
No Bronte. I won't bloody have it, unless it's bastardized in Kate Bush form. 2005 was a little Norman Mailer cum Henry Miller for me - this year I'm trying for Stella Gibbons, or at least something vaguely wholesome. Like Graham Greene. Er.
No Bronte. I won't bloody have it, unless it's bastardized in Kate Bush form. 2005 was a little Norman Mailer cum Henry Miller for me - this year I'm trying for Stella Gibbons, or at least something vaguely wholesome. Like Graham Greene. Er.
morgannahh:
Hey Missy....so we doing this girls night out or what? I need a naughty night out with the girls...Let me know when your free & as Blacklamb said, we'll get some trouser action...
The Great Sydney-Albury-Sydney Odyssey 2006
Highs
- Air-conditioning!
- Overtaking lanes
- Foresight of making 6 hour long playlist for iPod (starring the Buzzcocks, The Donnas, and Regurgitator et.al.)
- Rounding down anything between 115-120km/h to 110km/h.
- As driver I was not a car-sick passenger.
- In fact as had no passengers there was no car-sickness at all.
Lows
- Feeling morally obliged to...
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Highs
- Air-conditioning!
- Overtaking lanes
- Foresight of making 6 hour long playlist for iPod (starring the Buzzcocks, The Donnas, and Regurgitator et.al.)
- Rounding down anything between 115-120km/h to 110km/h.
- As driver I was not a car-sick passenger.
- In fact as had no passengers there was no car-sickness at all.
Lows
- Feeling morally obliged to...
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morgannahh:
thanks miss, but good advice is usually wasted on me anyways
Sounds like you had a semi interesting trip to albury...still wished u were here for the marly...actually, we were supposed to have a girls night, with Blacklamb...must get that sorted..
take care chicka
Sounds like you had a semi interesting trip to albury...still wished u were here for the marly...actually, we were supposed to have a girls night, with Blacklamb...must get that sorted..
take care chicka
jogu:
hi hows things?
you will have to tell us when you get the strength of course all about your experiences in albury
i went to my first sydney meet up at the marlborough
it was great to meet all (well almost all) the sgau members and to be in amongst it tho at times i was a bit freaked by it
all in all a highly entertaining evening
nice to see you back posting on sg
tho its terrible you can't get to sleep
i used to be an insomniac where i would lie awake just thinking about all the shitty things in the world and still do some nights but now i work fulltime which wears me down sufficiently so that i can usualy get to sleep alright plus i am up on the net til early morning which pretty much makes my bedtime round midnight uhh...
have you tried drinking alcohol?
that usually puts me to sleep
well when you do feel like it i should like to hear all about albury
btw am envious that you went away this summer and i didn't
hope u get some sleep
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[Edited on Jan 16, 2006 12:41AM]
you will have to tell us when you get the strength of course
all about your experiences in albury
i went to my first sydney meet up at the marlborough
it was great to meet all (well almost all) the sgau members and to be in amongst it tho at times i was a bit freaked by it
all in all a highly entertaining evening
nice to see you back posting on sg
tho its terrible you can't get to sleep
i used to be an insomniac where i would lie awake just thinking about all the shitty things in the world and still do some nights but now i work fulltime which wears me down sufficiently so that i can usualy get to sleep alright plus i am up on the net til early morning which pretty much makes my bedtime round midnight uhh...
have you tried drinking alcohol?
that usually puts me to sleep
well when you do feel like it i should like to hear all about albury
btw am envious that you went away this summer and i didn't
hope u get some sleep
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[Edited on Jan 16, 2006 12:41AM]
But i know it's there and I love it ha!!