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This is why I giggle whenever right wing pundit lament that "The McCain campaign won't let Sarah Palin speak!" Oh, I heartily agree. Let her speak more. Please.

Oh, no. I just blindly defend Starship Troopers all costs.

It's a gift.

"We should fuck to make the crazy landlord shut up" was never one of my favorite pick-up lines. Just because you got it to work on Lukass doesn't make it universal.

Hello SuicideGirls friend! This message is copied and pasted, but that doesn't mean I don't still love you, it simply means I prefer the ability to play bass as opposed to carpal-tunnel-from-re-typing! Haha!

Regardless...

If you can read this, that means I would really appreciate it if you were to check out my band, The Wrecktals! We just recorded a demo, and a couple tracks are up on MySpace, and then a track-or-two-that's-not-on-MySpace is on FaceBook.

CLICK THIS BIG PINK SET OF WORDS TO VISIT OUR MYSPACE!!!

We really wanna make friends with you! Seriously! That's one thing that a lot of bands hate... There's this nice fat fucking gap between fan and artist. Fuck that gap. Gaps need to be fucked. Fuck it! The Gap that is! So go there! And tell us what you think!

And if you are super-friendly and rad and awesome! You caaaan...

CLICK THIS OTHER SET OF BIG PINK WORDS TO VISIT OUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!

And again, please tell us what you think! And if you know anybody who likes their punk and ska and hardcore... Please pass the good word on!

Look! We're like Rancid! Can we have some street cred now?


Wigglywigglywiggly!


This band is my baby. We are going to be successful (in terms of creating that feeling in someone's chest when they hear that song they love, not "successful" as in "money"). It's our dream and it's gonna happen through our own hard work and passion and love for radness!

But like I said, we have a demo out. You pay $4 and you get eight (wicked-quality) tracks that last almost half-an-hour, some sweet DIY eye-candy, and instant immortality/karma! That's right! Everyone who buys our demo will have their name immortalized somewhere on the next release! So make sure we know who you are! We want to thank each and every one of you who actually listened to us!

We're playing lots of rad underground shows and we support all of those who make music for the sake of creation and expression. I've been to every fucking band I can imagine within five-bajillion-miles of me, so the favour better be returned!

My name is Christoph, but most people call me Slut (short for PunkerSlut)... And you can call me Susan, if it makes you happy... But on behalf of The Wrecktals, thank you for your time! I hope you like us!

'Cause if you read all this, it means we already like you!

Live. Love. Unity.

I know that you are rarely on here, but I still wanted to wish you a happy birthday!

not a bad existence at all thank you. how you doin'?

In all the times I read your blog, I keep forgetting to add this particular comment, but I'm going to do it now before I forget once again:

if your fantasy ever comes true, would you mind being a pal and tag me into the fight so I can give M. Millar a couple of kicks in the ribcage? I won't be greedy, you can have him, but I just want to sneak in a couple of jabs after reading that Civil War bullshit.

And some extend retractable claws into your palm when you try and shake their hand

Oh, and I have to agree with you on the DP in one orifice situation.....

I've tried. Believe me, I've tried. I just can't get into it.

Also, Terra Chips are just sorta okay to me.

I have never had a terra chip but I have to say the apple cinnamon rice cakes from quaker oats are awesomely awesome!

I just noticed you changed your profile picture. To be honest, I think the photo of you in the orange (or is it pink?) dress is more becoming. It shows off your figure quite nicely. Don't you think that should be your main image?

Thank'ee, thank'ee

that was pretty logically broken down...almost makes me wanna live in my shitty lil car too

I know your anxiously waiting for me to change my mind, but get in line pal, you're not the only one.

Sounds like the new year is starting out well.

Also, it seems to be the month for seeing people doing dumbass things on the side of the road.

One would think there are a lot easier ways to steal a bike.

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I have a lot of newer artwork up if you want to check it out.....

ahhhh ... roomates.

My mom would have laughed so hard at the drunken bastard thing.

Yeah, that seems like a bad plan.

um, yeah

hahaha that movie undead was fucking hilarious
especially with the zombie fish haha

Yeah, they did call to say it will cost less and not take as long. I was floored.