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DON"T PANIC!

Good advice from our good friend Douglas Adams. A master of dry English wit. If you're not familiar, he's worth a read.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Movie opens on the 29th. SWEET!

Now where did I leave my towel?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN OFF THE POPE!

OK, so technically I work for "the media," but ENOUGH ALREADY! These people that are crying for days over a man they never met or if they did it was for 30 seconds 10 years ago. Sounds like a cult to me. He's old, he died, get over it.

Also, apparently Peter Jennings is the first...
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Starting Friday and continuing through the following Thursday, I get to beg for money!

Although I love working for NPR, twice a year I must lower myself to groveling.

Anyway, if you have any desire to listen to me make an ass of myself, click here Listen Live. I'll be on from 9 - Noon during the week. 8 - Noon on the weekend....
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The last 4 days has been a lot of fun. More fun than I've had in a while. Wait, there was the topless twister...

Anyway, I had old friends from my hometown come to visit , a new love enter my life , my friends had the coolest baby ever and I took 2 days off of work.

Now, I just need a lottery ticket......
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HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY!

I've found it funny how he universe works. When you expect the least, you get the most.

After my last post, I had given up on women, all my SGFL girls excluded of course , but by doing that good things came my way. I actually woke up with a smile on my face.

P.S. Thanks for the compliment ninadelamorte.

Since Valentines Day I've been rejected by 7 women. Actually, today makes 8.
All of which respond with, "I kinda started seeing someone." I've found this to be the most evasive, ridiculous answer I've ever heard!
When you get rejected, it sucks, A LOT! On top of that, when you get "let down easy" it sucks more! It's condescending and makes me feel worthless. Some...
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The more friends I have, the more I'm alone.

I'm alone on the street.

I'm alone in a crowded room.

Always ALONE.



Only You...

We suffer everyday,
What is it for,
These crimes of illusion
Are fooling us all,
And now I am weary,
And I feel like I do.

It's only you,
Who can tell me apart,
And it's only you,
Who can turn...
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...bummer.


Hunter S Thompson commits suicide.

Hunter S Thompson, the American counterculture writer, has been found dead at his home in Colorado.
Thompson's son, Juan, found his body. He said the 67-year-old shot himself.

He is best-known for his 1972 account of a drug-addled Nevada trip, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Other books are Hells Angels and Generation of Swine.

Thompson pioneered "gonzo journalism",...
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I get my new computer today! YEA!

...and now for the age-old question.

Do nice guys really finish last?

I'd like to hear from guys and girls alike to see where their answers differ.

Enjoy!

In an unrelated note, we're running a commercial here for a conference on "Great Sex God's Way." I'm not sure what that means exactly, but feel free to interpret at will!

...the last thing I remember I was smoking a cigarette.

Next thing I know, an hour and a half has passed and I'm the only one left.

So how did the night end?

Have you ever said something you didn't mean?

Have you ever loved and lost?

What do you regret?

Post anything that comes to mind.



Wandering Star

Please could you stay awhile to share my grief,
For it's such a lovely day,
To have to always feel this way,
And the time that I will suffer less,
Is when I never have to wake.

Wandering stars,...
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