I had a super productive day and it felt like it was a harbinger of the next month.
Ever feel like you're on a real tear? My day started a little soft...a little dull... but I had to do a TV interview
for WGN in Chicago about "The Secret" and I needed to be on top of game.
So I did a little mental house...
Read More
Ever feel like you're on a real tear? My day started a little soft...a little dull... but I had to do a TV interview
for WGN in Chicago about "The Secret" and I needed to be on top of game.
So I did a little mental house...
Read More
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
Crazy Schedule Update!
I will be in Denver Next wednesday the 17th for a Nick at Nite show I'm taping at Comedyworks
The next day I fly to MIAMI for the comedy festival and do a show at the 18th at 10:45 at the Performer Colony Theatre!
Then I go To Raleigh for Nick again at Charlie Goodnights on Sunday the 21st then NYC on...
Read More
I will be in Denver Next wednesday the 17th for a Nick at Nite show I'm taping at Comedyworks
The next day I fly to MIAMI for the comedy festival and do a show at the 18th at 10:45 at the Performer Colony Theatre!
Then I go To Raleigh for Nick again at Charlie Goodnights on Sunday the 21st then NYC on...
Read More
VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
james:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy......tomorrow will mean i we get to be together uninterupted and go home together. i love that. lets snuggle.
james:
I fucking love you splanket. or should i say...spanklet 
thank you for today.
thank you for today. Sorry I havent been posting..
It's hard to dance and type at the same time.
I am so excited about the election results I could just..take Cheney hunting!
The best thing is that they obviously tried their ridiculous vote rigging, tampering and obstructing tricks and the number of votes for the other side just smoked them! Awesome.
I have voted in every election since I...
Read More
It's hard to dance and type at the same time.
I am so excited about the election results I could just..take Cheney hunting!
The best thing is that they obviously tried their ridiculous vote rigging, tampering and obstructing tricks and the number of votes for the other side just smoked them! Awesome.
I have voted in every election since I...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
connielingus:
Happy Holidays!!! 
cockzombie:
I love you in a scary stalker way. Ok just kidding
...or was I?
...or was I?
On the road again....
I'm in Lexington Ky doing stand-up this weekend and Denver next week. I had to move a bunch of dates to do Duets and now I'm making up for it.
I had a great time on Duets and made some great new friends. The final week was the same as my birthday and The lovely James arranged a party and invited,...
Read More
I'm in Lexington Ky doing stand-up this weekend and Denver next week. I had to move a bunch of dates to do Duets and now I'm making up for it.
I had a great time on Duets and made some great new friends. The final week was the same as my birthday and The lovely James arranged a party and invited,...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 44 COMMENTS
paleenchantress:
you and james are amazing!! 
james:
Tonights activities: my favorite ever.
You're truely amazing.
You're truely amazing.
Close Shave kids!
Wow!
BUT! I had a great friggin' time. I got to sing Come Sail Away AND Mr. Roboto with Dennis DeYoung from STYX.
I had what I thought were some great shows and ended up scraping by by the skin of my teeth. Yeesh!
Truth be told I have had such a great time and this coming week is our last voting...
Read More
Wow!
BUT! I had a great friggin' time. I got to sing Come Sail Away AND Mr. Roboto with Dennis DeYoung from STYX.
I had what I thought were some great shows and ended up scraping by by the skin of my teeth. Yeesh!
Truth be told I have had such a great time and this coming week is our last voting...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 65 COMMENTS
james:
time for a new blag busy bee.
cuddle time in exacly 1 hour....
cuddle time in exacly 1 hour....
james:
i meant blog. i suck at typing.
Phew!
Well!...
I made it through week one.
Amazing experience with Smokey and Gladys. They where both so incredibly gracious.
I could not have been more outside my element with that style of music but they
made it such an enlightening experience. Gladys went above and beyond the call...
during rehearsals I got reprimanded for trying to be too "Rock and Roll" on Grapevine.
instead...
Read More
Well!...
I made it through week one.
Amazing experience with Smokey and Gladys. They where both so incredibly gracious.
I could not have been more outside my element with that style of music but they
made it such an enlightening experience. Gladys went above and beyond the call...
during rehearsals I got reprimanded for trying to be too "Rock and Roll" on Grapevine.
instead...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 38 COMMENTS
ariel__:
heh. erm, I happened to see you singing Mr.Roboto with Dennis deYoung, and - wow. how fucking cool was that. (also saw a short bit of James in the audience, I think!) you rock!
lilcali:
Hal, dont worry.. WE just have to hit those digits a little more faster and a little more frequently. I love not only your singing..i just adore how you always include US= YOUR FANS. Be true. Thats what we love about YOU..
Hi!
Ask anyone and they'll tell ya.. I love to work! If it ain't stand-up it's acting or it's writing or it's music... I love this business I am in. Sometimes it gets a little overwheliming... like today when it felt like someone put my life in a blender and hit Frappe... but overall I love it...
Here's a short list of the "whatsa goin'...
Read More
Ask anyone and they'll tell ya.. I love to work! If it ain't stand-up it's acting or it's writing or it's music... I love this business I am in. Sometimes it gets a little overwheliming... like today when it felt like someone put my life in a blender and hit Frappe... but overall I love it...
Here's a short list of the "whatsa goin'...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 32 COMMENTS
addie:
ok serioulsy you and james the fucking cutest couple ever..and i just watched duets..the lady told you you were too white to sing that song..huh what..tv i swear i get sucked in
tease:
Hal, darling....I saw you on Celeb Duets and I just have to say how jealous I am that you got to sing with Smokey Robinson. Well done! I was impressed! Multi-talented and good looking...be still my heart.
New blog coming.. I promise.. no seriously...
like with pictures and stuff....
and..um... if I could.. I'd put like um.. video and like
um.. smells... that would be cool and...
anyway.. I'll update soon
meanwhile
My band's Youtube Channel
and Something Silly from my Talk Soup days
Peace out
H-dawg
like with pictures and stuff....
and..um... if I could.. I'd put like um.. video and like
um.. smells... that would be cool and...
anyway.. I'll update soon
meanwhile
My band's Youtube Channel
and Something Silly from my Talk Soup days
Peace out
H-dawg
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
clementine:
i love you hal sparks!! you are amazing..thanks for the set comment
sarahveza:
we can cut the liver in half
haha
that shit was awesome
haha
that shit was awesome
VIEW 25 of 88 COMMENTS
julian_delphinki:
Power of pain 
redheadedleague:
Odd, I hav enever heard of screws in the finger before.
As for accupuncture, I have read enough to think there is actually something to it. Not sure what that something is, but like hypnosis, if it works, it works.
As for accupuncture, I have read enough to think there is actually something to it. Not sure what that something is, but like hypnosis, if it works, it works.
Hey all...
New update will be coming soon.
I'm in Studio with my band... we finished all the rhythm tracks and now we are moving into the final stages... Vocals...Solos.... Kazoo....
It's been an amazing process aided in no small part by our Producer
dUg Pinnick of King's X and Poundhound fame... He gets more amazing by the second...
and our Engineer Michael Parnin.. who...
Read More
New update will be coming soon.
I'm in Studio with my band... we finished all the rhythm tracks and now we are moving into the final stages... Vocals...Solos.... Kazoo....
It's been an amazing process aided in no small part by our Producer
dUg Pinnick of King's X and Poundhound fame... He gets more amazing by the second...
and our Engineer Michael Parnin.. who...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 40 COMMENTS
silverglass25:
Good Luck! Can't wait to hear the final result!
james:
thanks for last night monkey.
To quote Sandra Bernhardt in the amazingly underrated film... Hudson Hawk
"why is the world Jam Packed with such Idiots??!!"
So to match their heroes in Alabama to state reps in Tennessee are trying to pass a law to outlaw sex toys...
first question... if they outlaw Dildoes... Sen. Charlotte Burks and Rep. Eric Swafford are gonna get arrested the next time they appear in...
Read More
"why is the world Jam Packed with such Idiots??!!"
So to match their heroes in Alabama to state reps in Tennessee are trying to pass a law to outlaw sex toys...
first question... if they outlaw Dildoes... Sen. Charlotte Burks and Rep. Eric Swafford are gonna get arrested the next time they appear in...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 57 COMMENTS
argentumblack:
Thanks for the add!
I was actually quite amazed to see you on the website...i was looking at James's profile and i was like...nah that can't be him.
Sho nuff its you...how long have you been practicing Kung Fu and what styles do you know?
I was actually quite amazed to see you on the website...i was looking at James's profile and i was like...nah that can't be him.
Sho nuff its you...how long have you been practicing Kung Fu and what styles do you know?
adalynn:
just heard Sandra on Howard Stern this morning on Sirius radio...she's so brilliant, fearless and hysterical 
"Without you, I'm nothing" changed my life...one of my all time favorite films.
"Without you, I'm nothing" changed my life...one of my all time favorite films.
halsparks:
She makes it even greater
james:
I just read the captions on these photos for the first time in a long time. it made me cry. i fucking love you so much Hal. Through everything. through it all.
Happy V-day!!