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Me: Does this new bra make my boobs look smaller?
Boyfriend: You're asking if a new bra makes your DDs look smaller?
Me: Yes.
Boyfriend: Let me get this straight: A, B, C, D, DD E ... and you think a bra will make them look smaller?
Me: Right.
Boyfriend: No bra will ever make your double scoops look smaller. *gives me a forehead kiss*
Boyfriend: You're asking if a new bra makes your DDs look smaller?
Me: Yes.
Boyfriend: Let me get this straight: A, B, C, D, DD E ... and you think a bra will make them look smaller?
Me: Right.
Boyfriend: No bra will ever make your double scoops look smaller. *gives me a forehead kiss*
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breezey:
Dude, I can't even do that, I show up with anything pink and I'm going to get laughed off the job site. For right now I'm just gonna get a cheaper belt until I know what I need.
breezey:
I think red would be okay, but cause it's me I would love for everything to be blue. And yeah, I think between like me and you we could totally get one to work if it wasn't small enough.
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breezey:
Happy birthday lady!
baudot:
For serious. And I feel crappy for the one friend who IS coming out, too, thinking he was going to get to catch up with other scattered friends who have now bailed.
BAH! I hate posting sad-sack blogs. But that was craptastic.
BAH! I hate posting sad-sack blogs. But that was craptastic.
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stiles:
Thanks - we should get some brunch after I get out there, or something. It would be nice to catch up.
Also, I forgot how awesome this particular journal entry was. Cookies and tits, tits and cookies...
Also, I forgot how awesome this particular journal entry was. Cookies and tits, tits and cookies...
laceyk:
It's almost your birthday!
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kiwiprincess:
Your boobs look amazing in that top.
kiwiprincess:
Oh that's just wrong.
"Later after she'd been with the Gangster, she would realize how little respect Pujols had for her. But since she had nothing to compare it to at the time she assumed fucking was supposed to feel like she was being run through with a cutlass."
-- Junot Diaz, "The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao"
Discuss.
-- Junot Diaz, "The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao"
Discuss.
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toothpickmoe:
It's not?
kiwiprincess:
Of course!
On days like today I miss you brushing my hair aside so you could kiss the back of my neck. I miss you reaching over to squeeze my neck, like it's own your way of saying, "I love you."
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toothpickmoe:
Back from what?
toothpickmoe:
Life can only be what you decide. If you want to live in the past, you can. The rest of the world doesn't stop. It's always a choice.
Who has two thumbs and got a raise this week? This lass.
In other amazingly good news (and actually far more importantly), I called someone I thought I'd lost and he was happy to hear from me. I wish I could explain to him how much weight has been lifted from me, how happy I feel just being able to talk to him. Maybe some...
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In other amazingly good news (and actually far more importantly), I called someone I thought I'd lost and he was happy to hear from me. I wish I could explain to him how much weight has been lifted from me, how happy I feel just being able to talk to him. Maybe some...
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toothpickmoe:
Shit, I missed yours on here.
Thanks and happy belated!
Thanks and happy belated!
toothpickmoe:
Heh, if only I had my minions lined up.
I'm so burned out.
I've made multiple mistakes at work this week. Depending on if we run corrections, it's technically enough to fire me. Fortunately I think upper management doesn't know that rule. But it would be fitting. The one person who's done her best to hold the paper together gets fired for being so overworked she cocks a bunch of stuff up.
And maybe...
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I've made multiple mistakes at work this week. Depending on if we run corrections, it's technically enough to fire me. Fortunately I think upper management doesn't know that rule. But it would be fitting. The one person who's done her best to hold the paper together gets fired for being so overworked she cocks a bunch of stuff up.
And maybe...
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sweetheart:
Hi doll, it was really great meeting you yesterday. Thanks again and I hope to see you soon.
P.S. Happy Zombie Jesus day!
XO
P.S. Happy Zombie Jesus day!
XO
This isn't the journal I would have wanted to post this morning.
My roommate has to give up his "pup" Hanna. Sadly, he's planning to take her to a shelter at 12:30 today if he can't find anything else. The situation is complicated because he was going to walk across the country and this morning, his second day out, almost got hit by a car....
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My roommate has to give up his "pup" Hanna. Sadly, he's planning to take her to a shelter at 12:30 today if he can't find anything else. The situation is complicated because he was going to walk across the country and this morning, his second day out, almost got hit by a car....
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baudot:
Oh lots of places need volunteers. Now if I were in town longer they also need an IT guy...
baudot:
Likely they'd pay said IT guy not enough to live on.
As for GPTV, I'll be in a position to take them off your hands slightly sooner, probably, but if you want to keep them as long or longer, that takes one more worry off my shoulders for the next couple months while I look for a home base stateside.
As for GPTV, I'll be in a position to take them off your hands slightly sooner, probably, but if you want to keep them as long or longer, that takes one more worry off my shoulders for the next couple months while I look for a home base stateside.
Work is still shit. I'm tired of the new guy shouting questions to me across the room. Questions about stuff he ought to know with his fancy pants double master's degrees.
Squee is still healthy and even happier because one of my new roommates plays with him all the time.
My roommates are pretty kick ass and that makes me really really happy.
What doesn't...
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Squee is still healthy and even happier because one of my new roommates plays with him all the time.
My roommates are pretty kick ass and that makes me really really happy.
What doesn't...
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baudot:
Either Berlin airport - Schoenefeld or Tegel.
melladoree:
I am not too sure if we will pull it off. Wintress is camera shy, lazy and hates to open her eyes! Good luck with yours!
Today was particularly disturbing.
After our budget meeting, the other copy editor e-mailed me to say she noticed the Robot staring for three minutes without blinking. She then realized he was staring at my tits. Then he moved his hand to his nether region, as she put it. I was thoroughly disgusted. I know he stars at my tits a lot. I've caught him doing...
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After our budget meeting, the other copy editor e-mailed me to say she noticed the Robot staring for three minutes without blinking. She then realized he was staring at my tits. Then he moved his hand to his nether region, as she put it. I was thoroughly disgusted. I know he stars at my tits a lot. I've caught him doing...
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baudot:
The plan is to come back for all of January, perhaps staying February as well.
baudot:
So make a reservation for sometime in January. See you here then.
Not 100% sure about the holidays, but I think we're doing Thanksgiving with my fam (my parents, brothers, and a couple aunts & uncles from both sides). Christmas Day my folks are gonna host a brunch & invite Babydaddy & his parents, Bee's folks & her sister's family, then we're going to do dinner at Bee's brother-in-law's parents' house. My mom's extended fam does Christmas on New Year's Day and Bee's dad's extended fam does it earlier in December. Guh.