g_felix

There's no point picking the lock if there is a chance in finding the key.

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voltaire:

yes, but sometimes the challenge is better than the easier route

Feb 17, 2003

You could always throw a garbage can through the window , and climb in that way too . Metaphorically speaking , of course .

Feb 17, 2003

True story:
There is a man who lived in Michigan and bought a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee. He wanted to show it off to a buddy of his so he invited his buddy to go duck hunting with him.

They loaded up the Jeep with all they would need for 3-4 days in the woods hunting, including this guy's Labrador.

So they go off...
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edea:

hehe

my story was complete lie!
it's really a movie called 'Pump Up The Volume'

Feb 15, 2003

krista:

Fucking u-pers. I lived up there for a few years as a kid. Luckily, I suffered no permanent damage. Snow must freeze their beer-adled brains. gah. pisses me off.

Feb 16, 2003

I've been running around for a couple of days. I had to take a friend of mine to BWI airport so she could fly up to see her boyfriend in Boston. Got back and in bed at 12:30am this (yesterday) morning and then up again at 4:30am.

Eh, what the hay....I'll rest when I'm dead.

Missed posting on VDay by 52 minutes, but here is...
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mia:

well, happy v-day then, .. yeah!!! but i didn't go

Feb 14, 2003

krista:

I may want to terrify people.

I got several of my wishes..except John Stewart never showed up

Feb 14, 2003

Here is another quote for Valentines Day:

This one is from William Butler Yeats "A Drinking Song"

"Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift my glass to my mouth
I look at you, and I sigh."

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krista:

Unfortunately, I seem to terrify many people. I don't know why.

Feb 12, 2003

johncocktoastin:

it's still raining. amazing.

Feb 13, 2003

Just in time for Valentines Day...

...a quote from Ms. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.

"Women don't make passes
At men who are asses."

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inkvisitor:

this might be my new favorite valentine quote...haha

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

-Walt Disney

Feb 11, 2003

possession09:

errg. valentines day.....eeek! what are you doing for valentines?
hmmmmmmm...i have no idea about me...

hope yours is good
bye bye

Feb 12, 2003

Here's a Will Rogers Truism for you.

"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."

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tinfoilhalo:

Ahhhh...if only EVERYONE followed those words .

Feb 11, 2003

krista:

I was howling last weekend. *giggle*

Feb 11, 2003

Joke

Do you know why condom's come in packs of 3, 9, & 12?

The 3 packs are for the high school kids. Twice on Friday night and once on Saturday night.

The 9 packs are for college kids. Once every night of the week and twice on Saturday and Sunday nights.

The 12 pack is for those of us who are married. January, February,...
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inkvisitor:

and thanks for the epoxies info

i will definitely try to check it out

Feb 6, 2003

krista:

I always make good choices. Well, mostly...until someone buys me a shot.

Feb 8, 2003

The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.

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inkvisitor:

hey hey,
we call my best friend 'miss pretty baby' sometimes...it has to do with this contest she won called Miss Pretty Baby Amarillo 1980 (so the acronym is MPBA1980...haha).

oooooh and i posted some pics!
http://www.geocities.com/houstonvadding

Feb 5, 2003

krista:

I am so ready to kick some frat boy ass.

Feb 5, 2003

Driving to work yesterday I passed a cop giving someone in a red toyota a speeding ticket.

Why should someone who does not obey the speed limit be allowed to give someone who does not have the "BankAmericard", a ticket.

Seriously, when is the last time that you saw a cop drive the speed limit? And they are the ones enforcing this little vendetta?

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krista:

Thank you....

I had a rental car over the weekend. I drove like a complete ass.

Feb 2, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

I was driving in Montana once , the speed limit is 85 MPH!!!! 85!!!! I STILL went 95 MPH out of sheer spite .

As for your suggestion about the tracking collar's...BRILLIANT!!!! That's why you're the guy in charge of thinking stuff up .

Nice to see that SOMEBODY takes their job seriously!!!!

Feb 2, 2003

Isn't our English language weird?

I believe the general rule is I before E except after C, right?

What about weird? Or, weight, weir, and weisneheimer?

Should it be I before E except after C and W?

It's amazing that anything ever gets communicated rightly.

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tinfoilhalo:

It's rules like THAT that make kids ( Like me ) turn to ebonics !!!!

Das No Shizzle , Yo . Know Wha 'm sayin'??? [ Busts gang signs at you ]

Jan 30, 2003

inkvisitor:

you're the sweetest!

Jan 31, 2003

Sharing something here....

I was raised by my Grandmother(paternal). She passed away at age 90 in 1999.

Her last 3 weeks on this earth were not comfortable for her. I spent a goodly amount of her last 3 months with her. She told me that she was ready to go. She wanted to go.

About 3 days before she died, we were talking and she...
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g_felix:

Having a hard time finding you Seventyfive. Keeps taking me back to the home page and I could not find you in Hookup.

Anyway....

A couple of things got me on this train...
1. I will have been married for 9 years this April. My wife and I have been together for a little over 10 years. I have found myself acting in certain ways simply because that is the way I have always acted given certain situations.
My response is not correct anymore. I am changing, as we all do over time, but I'm acting the same way.

How much of what I do is simply by rote? How do we be awake and alive enough all the time that we engage with our surroundings and not just exist?

2. My father-in-law may have cancer. His white blood count went from 11k, up and up to 60k. They are running tests and have ruled out a lot but don't know exactly what is wrong. He just seems a little different when he talks now. Like things have different importance to them. Why are we not like that all the time?

Jan 27, 2003

inkvisitor:

i am sorry to hear about your father-in-law...i hope for all the best...

people say it's good to take a step back once in a while and look at things...almost like an out of body experience--but just long enough to see where you are in relation to other things, since most of the time we are so tied up in our lives we cannot see the outside...

i am around...here and there...we'll be in touch

Jan 27, 2003

I did go on the internet to find the lyrics and I did find this:
Great Green Gobs

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped-up dirty birdies' feet;
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
And me without a spoon.

to the tune of The Old Gray Mare She Ain't What She Used to Be

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inkvisitor:

and the lost verses:

French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.
...But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Saturated birdy feet,
All wrapped up in
All purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but I've got a straw)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up dirty birdy feet.
A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus
Swimming in pink lemonade.
Scab sandwich, spit on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Eagle eye and cookie goo
Made a sandwich just for you.

[Edited on Jan 24, 2003]

Jan 24, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

I remember the line " Chopped-up baby parakeet " instead of chopped-up dirty biries feet ?

Still one of my all time favorite songs . Ahhhh...memories , sweet memories .

Rent Caddyshack . Bill Murrray sings the song while dropping explosives in the gopher's hole .

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