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God I hate Reindeer.

God I hate Radiohead.

There's a fat country singer named Toby Keith. And frankly that's good, I think the best country singers are fat dudes and skinny chicks with huge tits, but I'm going sideways here, so let's get back to the point.

Toby Keith has a song...well it's more like a mumble, but it's intended to be a song called Red Solo Cup.

If you haven't heard it,...
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Pink is a panty snatcher.

Victoria's Secret is a Snatch Pantier, which is funny because they have a line of tight sweatpants for fat people called PINK. I wonder if the two are in cahoots.

you get nothin for nothin, and that's a fact.

Quote of the month courtesy of my bass player:

Dude my tone sounds like a cooler full of scorpions.

If you were going to write a song about Ass to Mouth, what would you sample for the hook?

I'm thinking:

Purple Rain by Prince
Candy by Cameo
Smooth Up In Ya by the Bulletboys

Anything else leap to mind?

Also: stereomood >>>pandora.

I frankly think Pandora kinda sucks, and I know that puts me in a minority, well that and being black and having...
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Roll out the barrel.

Your women, your wife, the women, the little girl, how much for the little girl?!

Show you my tits!!!

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