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messyjesse:
Great column, as always. smile
messyjesse:
I personally am just sick and tired of all of these people whining that the US (as a nation) gets blamed for everything. Since when does criticizing the current administration= I hate America?
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NUMERO DOS!

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_margot_:
Yes, you are a genius, of course.

I will be settling in with the other half for a bit, with the possibility of moving into my own place once I get adjusted and all.

We shall see.
emotedcreations:
Out of curiosity, how's the Paint.NET treating ya? Everything I made it out to be or no?

As per our previous conversation, I understand the fascination with MU. It's like the Pats on super-crack. The Champions League has to be the ultimate sporting event as far as I'm concerned. Regardless, you have to give some props to Liverpool. The fact that the Premier League places four teams in the Champions league is pretty impressive. And don't forget, they were in the championship last year, and they won in 4/5. MU hasn't been their since the 90s.

Either way, I don't really have a favorite team since I don't have a lot of exposure to the different leagues. If I had to choose it'd be a German or Irish club (since that's my ethnicity), but I really know nothing about any clubs from those countries. Unfortunately, all the US press is focused on the Champions League (some UEFA Cup, if you have the soccer channel, which I don't) and FIFA every few years. Being a fan of futbol in general (having played for 15 years) it really sucks.

I suppose if I really had to choose my club it would be the Chiapas Jaguars since they're the only team I've actually seen play in person.
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I may be doing some video posts in the newswire, so I'm doing a little test here.

Me.



Wow. I am fucking awesome.
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emotedcreations:
So who's your favorite UEFA club now that we've established what you think about Liverpool? Or for that matter who's your favorite soccer club in general? Did you get to watch the MUFC game today?
subrosa:
They're legitimately not terrible. It's pretty odd. And even with Bowker coming down to earth a bit, FreddieLoooo and Valez and everyone else on this team that can run like the wind is just fun to watch.

If we could somehow have Zito assassinated, I think we'd have a shot at getting close to .500.

Also, you need to shave, dude. Get on that.
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Going to Kansas City to perform stand up Thurs thru Sunday at The Improv.

I have never been to Kansas City, which is weird, because I've been to almost every major city in the US. I have a lot of work to do, so I probably won't get out much. Not really looking forward to it, actually.
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cineman:
Here's hoping that KC is welcoming you with open arms and bosoms at least.

Safe travels,

B
mark_plus_beer:
Work trips nearly always suck , hopefully this is not too bad.
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I know something is wrong with Eli, and I probably shouldn't enjoy this as much as I do. but...

schmelectra:
you, me and Crim are all burning in hell....


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
at a bisexual bridal shower

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A very wealthy friend is taking me to England for the USA vs England soccer match at the end of May. Pretty sweet, very lucky and very excited. I've never been. I assume the beer is good. We're going to be guests of US soccer, so we should have great seats.

Anyway, crazy world.
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quirky:
Soime ofit is composite plastic stuff.
onewithall:
hello fear, i'm trying to wrap my head around this flight cancellation issue

article

i understand what's going on for the most part, but i wondering where the money card is, who, if anyone, is making cash off this? any thoughts?
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I bought a blue tooth ear piece yesterday. California passed a law and people won't be able to drive and talk on their phones anymore. Hands free, bitch. Anyway, now I feel like one of those assholes walking around with a blue tooth ear piece. Mostly because I am one.

Went to a Giants came last night. My God do they suck. Someone threw beer...
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coyotemike:
mmmm, fresh tomatoes . . . thinly sliced on freshly baked bread, sprinkled with olivie oil and sea salt.
smithers_jones:
Congratulations. Your column lured another tremendous asshole out from under his rock. Also, I just finished a history of British abolitionist movement, Bury the Chains, which talked about The Zong case.
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abbicon:
i figured you'd be one of the only people who could appreciate this...

mat8drb:
Don't give me that "What's a book" shit. I know your kind...
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sergeantpsycho:
Would anyone care if said I knew Randall before he was famous?
junkyardangel:
Most recent round-up article so funny I nearly peed on the bed. Well, maybe I did pee, just a little, but don't tell anyone.
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Back hurts. I fucked up my ankle. I have what can only be described as "Halo wrist." My car window decided not to roll up anymore. My wife borrowed my car and knocked the passenger mirror off. My wife's car is a disaster. Had the engine rebuilt in Jan. My regular mechanic just looked at it and said he wants to "kick the shit out...
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salieri:
I'm thinking you should just get your Wife a Segway instead.

Nothing fucks with a Segway.
devilsreject:
Thank You!