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One of those days. Man.

I woke up way late. Fifteen minutes before my class started. Didn't make it to the gym, obvs, so I also didn't get a shower today. I hate when I feel like I need a shower. I look like crap today, too. Forgot my book for my stats class and we were doing a class exercise that required the book....
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bugbue:
decenter reality; I like that one, keep it up.
afterbirth:
"You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!!!!"
I used to be a bouncer ( surreal ) at a bar/club and had to yell that kinda shit all the time.

No, you didn't mention that - maybe you should!

I want to tell him to shut up. haha. I guess that's true of anyone


It may be true of everyone, but the important thing is how often do you think it and how vociferously?

1. How do you react to major snow storms? I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Would you live somewhere that doesn't have seasonal changes? (If you already do, does it ever bother you?) Um, I would live in like Miami or Key west or something like that for a while. And probably never leave.

3. Define "sex", according to you. ANal, oral, vaginal, not putting it all the way in, gay, straight, vanilla, whatever. What qualifies as sex to you? Sex is when there is a definite likelihood that what you're doing will lead to someone cumming.

4. I just heard the Nokia ringer.: HELLO!!! What?!?!!? NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! WHAT??! NO!! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Hold ON! Ever watch Trigger Happy TV?

Do I get any of the above #4 question? No. confused

5. Crack. What are your thoughts? Uhhh. I'd stay away from that or anyone who may be associated in any way with it. People still do that?

Oh yeah yeah - tell me about viva pinata - how do you play?

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So according to your responses, a lot of guys think they eat pussy well. . .

Most don't. Even those who think they do.

Ladies, you can attest to this.

Most guys, including those who think they know what they're doing, miss the clit by an inch or more. And considering how compact that region is. . . that's pretty bad. Or they do weird...
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meconqueso:
No it, wasn't an onlint dating thing, it was someone I had met in a chatroom... even worse, I know.

1. How many different places have you lived? - 9

2. Do you end your sentences with prepositions? Quite often... and I don't care BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. Do you know what that means? (yes)

4. Do you wear a watch? No... part allergic reaction. or like Mitch Hedberg said, "I don't wear a watch because I want both my arms to weigh the same."

5. Dudes: have you measured your member? Sigh... yes
kingdom:
i really like your fantasy and favorite sexual position.

1. How many different places have you lived? three.
2. Do you end your sentences with prepositions? on occasion.
3. Do you know what that means? yes.
4. Do you wear a watch? no.
5. Dudes: have you measured your member? Ladies: do you have a size preference?
no....well, actually yes.
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I'm trying, like, REAL super hard to not fall asleep before my next class. Holy crap, I'm tired. I couldn't fall asleep last night after work, and I felt like poo. I still felt yucky this morning, so I didn't go to the gym and just slept until ten minutes before I had to go to school. I just changed from sweatpants to jeans and...
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s_eldorado:
Good luck babe, I hope it went well!

ANSWERS:

1. How old were you when you lost your V Card?

19

2. Do you still know the first and last name of that person? Still talk to him/her?

Yes

3. How old were you the first time you got drunk? What were you drinking?

16. The more appropriate question is, what wasn't I drinking? I went through pretty much everything I could get my hands on. Then ate a box of Oreo cookies.

My nickname for the rest of the year? "Black Volcano"

4. When's the last time you got drunk?

Last night.

5. What's your favorite/special/unique trick in bed?


meconqueso:
1. How old were you when you lost your V Card?
I can't remember exactly, it was right at the time of turning 19 to 20

2. Do you still know the first and last name of that person? Still talk to him/her?
Yes, definitely.

3. How old were you the first time you got drunk? What were you drinking?
I've never been drunk. I've never had more than two drinks in a night.

4. When's the last time you got drunk?
n/a

5. What's your favorite/special/unique trick in bed?
I don't think of it as a trick, but I think I go down on a girl fairly well.
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Okay, so this is obvs not my best work, but I really didn't put any effort into it. I think it's a fun premise, but I haven't been in the best frame of mind lately. (Y'all know.) So the paper is sort of all over the place. But whatevs, the topic is fun.

Anies, here's my latest paper.

The attempt to establish an identity drives...
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s_eldorado:
Fantastic work btw. I very much enjoyed it.
halfjack:
ok wow. i'm really digging what you've got so far. what's the class/assignment?

oh and
1. well we're red meat, right? i guess steak or venison or rabbit or something red dark and greasy. ewww.
2. once or twice a day depending on how late for work i am.
3. montreal. no question. the people their are my favorite.
4. loft. i wish.
5. anything personal
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I feel heavy today. I weighed a little more than usual this morning. I'm all stuffed up. I need to poop. hahaha. Sorry. Just thought I'd share that with you all. Because I love you.

This semester is killing me. All I do is work and study. I haven't done anything fun with anyone for the longest time. I miss my girls. Like crazy woah....
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halfjack:
i make an effort not to do it regularly. i pity people who wake up every morning and poop on a scedule. i poop by my own rules! i'm a loose cannon! a lone pooping wolf! also, i would probably be available to shoot a set for you. supposin we can match up schedules and we get along and all that stuff. what are you looking to do?
holagatita:
maybe this will help wink



1) How often do you "go"? usually daily if I'm not travelling
2) Are you offended by the idea of girls doing that (if you're a dude, obvs). If you're female, how do you feel about guys who think that girls don't do the doo? Do they really think that?
3) How gross was that? kinda gross
4) What would you like to see me do in a set? a naked tribute to your favorite movie, assuming your favorite movie doesn't suck wink
5) What's the sexiest or most romantic thing you've done for or with a partner? hmmmmm, nothing is coming immediately to mind, which is a little disturbing.
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Plumbing is up and running again.

For those who've asked, yes, the annoying current roommate is the same annoying old roommate. And for others who asked, the landlord and the roommate are one and the same.

I have tons of work to do tonight. Yay! I'm heading up to the library in a bit to take care of bidniss.


I have a confession to make....
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kiska:
baby girl:

you know me and you know how i am, i will say this for myself i do live a better life because i choose to now but, i would love to give up and let go......doing this would mean i am nothing to myself or life...so i dont.

I still have my days and my ways...of things but im better now...but here is a thought for you:


"if you never start you will never have to quit"....don't start anything you cant Handel and chances are you CANT Handel it, i couldn't and that's that!

Let me put it this way to you sweet sara:

Ana and Mia are just like alcoholism

"if you never start your never have to quit"

also

just like alcoholism ana and mia NEVER go away, you have it for the rest of your life....

you cant just take one drink or sip.....

you have to stop, buts its always on your mind, and its a sickness you cant get rid of you just have to know how to get help and control GETTING BETTER.

When you lose control of your life you lose control of your body and many people think having ana and mia gives the control but it really doesn't.

Control your life and you will be on the track of living a lifestyle that is healthy!

((hugs))

kissy
rabbiofrock:
first up, i think that you are smart enough to realize that you may be doing soething that is not best for you, and thus i have the inkling that you will be alright. talking to someone is always a good thing, and doing so for you will, i think, be helpful. being that you have been on the kick to get your body healthy, getting your mind in the right place is the next logical step, and i am sure that you aren't that far off from being in step-both mind and body.

on to the fun:
1) Dream vehicle: Those hovering skateboards from "Back To The Future 2"

2) Favorite episode of Seinfeld: "The Contest"

3) Pie or cake? Cake. Almost any kind.

4) Do you like dried fruit? No thank you.

5) How much coffee is too much? Depends on the situation... I am now only a one or 2 cup a day guy.
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My living situation becomes more and more Dickensian by the minute. . . I was late to class today because of a mouse. A MOUSE! Now, those of you who've been around for a whole know that I've had mouse problems for quite a while now, but this took the cake.

Also, I can't use the sink or dishwasher in my kitchen because of busted...
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corpho:
Damn gurl. My heart goes out to you. I used to get chest infections all the time when I lived in Houston. Even got pneumonia once. New York doesn't have the cleanest air, but I haven't had an infection in years. I hope you can get somehwere healthier soon. Your roommate, if it's the same one you've had for some months now, sounds like he needs a swift kick in the kiester.

afterbirth:
You're such a smartass.

Fedex you a hug!
Ahahahahahahaha!
puke

Oh, and a cat is the best cure for mice and the only one I'm ever really comfortable with.
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halfjack:
well i'll be here til probably august so if you wanna shoot again between spring and summer we should have coffee or something
face4radio:
what the duece?
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Thursday, we found out my grampa has cancer on top of all of his other illnesses. He's been in the hospital. We began making arrangements to move him to the nursing home where his older sister has been for some months. We finally got him moved today. Not without drama.

Sometime Thursday or Friday, my drug-addict cousin broke into my grampa's house by busting out...
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holagatita:
oh my god I wish I lived close and could come give you a big hug.
Hang in there, my thoughts are with you!
holagatita:
is "your date" the hockey player?
I want to stay home and snuggle with someone! frown
I haven't been updating because I was out of town for 10 days and then before that I had company, the holidays, etc. smile
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My grampa has cancer.
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afterbirth:
Go cry to your date.
See what he's made of.
If a girl had a good reason (as you do) I welcomed the chance to make her feel better.
If he doesn't feel that way, well, fuck him (not literally) and find one of your girls.
But a real man would totally have your back, even if you're new to each other.
meconqueso:
I'm sorry dear. My mom is going through it right now too. I'll be of any help that I can.
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Wow. . . That fucker would call this Communism if someone tried to implement this here. . .


From cnn.com (from a longer article about "A New Way Forward", AKA "Nothing Accomplished Part Three")

New Deal-style jobs program planned

The sources said the plan will include a new jobs program -- what one source called a "make-work program similar to the New Deal." It is...
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bugbue:
ditto...DITTO! I use to be all in the politics. I have copious amounts of weekly news journals and mags and I don't read any of them any more. I'm fed up of hearing the same shit over and over again. Where's paradise, I wanna go!
s_eldorado:
I just can't understand why the fucker hasn't been impeached yet. I mean,seriously!
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bugbue:
Healthen' up and kick ass. One day it will be all over! Your delicates are decorated in an oh so nicely way! Keep your head up.
s_eldorado:
So sorry you are feeling so ick but damn you are yummy in your new wardrobe!

xo