I've been working out, which means that, while my sternum doesn't make cracking sounds anymore, every other joint in my body does. I AM HUMAN BUBBLE WRAP. LOVE ME.
Assholes: If it's not foggy you don't need to have your fog lights on. This holds doubly true for the Colin McRae wanna be with the fully lit rally light bar and high beams. I hope... Read More
Everyone loves bubble wrap, I haven't met a single person who hasn't obsessed over popping its tiny landscape of air pockets until someone rips it out of thier hands.
By your logic you'd also qualify as Rice Crispies.
Looking at a bottle of Unicum's Bitter... what's in that anyway?
Yeah man I think it might be fun to do up one of those bad boys and piss around town on it. Maybe I should buy another sport bike too. My Arai Harada 2 replica helmet might not suit the cafe racer.
I wish I had your problem with booze, I have an inhuman ability to metabolize alocohol with the quickened pace of a top fuel dragster. Perhaps if I took a very lengthy absence from it, I knock it down by a few drinks. I'm going into winter hermitage anyway so it's a good time. I'm getting the feeling I'm going to wake up one morning and see a note from my liver that reads:
I'm sorry it didn't work out between us, you know I love you, I've filtered all your poison and toxins since you were born but I have to leave you for someone who won't abuse me and treats me with the respect I deserve.
take care of yourself,
your liver.
I'm bummed I missed you this week. Come down after the horrordays and we'll go sit on bikes across the street.
Oh man. I leave my car to warm up, decide to check SG and the Twwly set I shot is up! FYI, it's warmer outside now than it was when she was modeling for that. She accidentally bumped into the windshield of the truck and cut holes in it with her nipples of doom.
CBR 600F3 for years (full racing leathers too) but I just sold it at the end of this season, going to buy something else but actually thinking of not getting another sport bike *gasp* and perhaps an old cafe racer I can do up Frankenstein style. I love sport bikes though, did a few track days at Shannonville, what a blast.
Can't wait for the spring, winter depresses me cos I can't ride. I'm sure you know how that is.
My friend's fiancee wasn't allowed into America, so he's on the watch list with me now! Sucker! He was going down to America to buy an American company and the customs dick wouldn't let him into the country. The funny thing? He works for an oil company. Of all the possible people not to allow in America, I... Read More
Jeremy Clarkson is the best person in the world. Even if you hate cars, read the articles -- they're hilarious.
On America:
Its the little things that baffle me most of all. The way every coffee shop plays Pachelbels canon in D on the Muzak system, the way the middle classes dont wear socks, the way they address one another in such loud voices across... Read More
Pirate Fetish Machines: House of the She-Wolves is the best porno title ever. Even though I doubt it involves pirate robots and werewolves, I'm keepin' hope alive. Maybe it's deleted scenes from clango.org recreated in full, prosthetic wearing, real-life! (Pirate) Red Robot #C-63 needs (werewolf) booty, hu-mans!
I just ate bacon for the first time in a month or two. Bacon, how could... Read More
Wanna hear me pretend to be Devin Townsend? Sure you do! Turn your speakers up really loud first for the full effect.
Some guy knocked on my door this morning and asked if he could buy my barn. I was a little confused. The barn's made of wood -- I figure you can get enough wood to build your very own barn from somewhere... Read More
My friend's little sister is in university now. Weird. Not weird like, "hey! you're legal now!" but weird like, "I remember when you were still abortable."
The most vivid memory I have of her, other than her going all Power Rangers on her older sister, was throwing a giant plastic stock car down the stairwell JUST as she managed to crawl into the trajectory of... Read More
LOL, that's the best one yet! WHY?? Because I was joking around on our way to Sanghai that next year (I swear, no kidding) I wanted a giant roast hollowed out with a bottle of Jack jammed into it with a candle sticking out the top as my birthday cake next year! So white trash but so cool.
How can all you people living in Toronto not have huge fat asses? About a block away from my friend's apartment there's a street that is all Japanese and Korean restaurants minus one, "you can buy tons of useless crap here after you've drank four litres of saki" store (I thought it was an internet cafe, but just because the sign says, "LOLLOL" doesn't mean... Read More
I think that for the most part the reason why I didn't have a huge ass was because I walked a lot. And I would find good places to eat. Unfortunately, one of my favourite places just shut down
Lazy is good.
No, wait.
*ahem*
Lazy is fierce, man.
...Is that even using it in the right context? Oh well...
By your logic you'd also qualify as Rice Crispies.
Looking at a bottle of Unicum's Bitter... what's in that anyway?